Fun Factory Bubbles Mini Vibrator – Hella Rude Review

Price:
£43.99
Materials:
Silicone

Fun Factory Bubbles Mini Vibrator

Review by Hella Rude

The Fun Factory Bubbles Mini Vibrator is the second of my sex toy reviews for Temptations Direct and I’m sad to say that it wasn’t the best experience. I’m pretty fond of Fun Factory toys, but this one just wasn’t for me.

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I was sent one of Fun Factory’s ‘Mini’ vibes as I generally prefer realistic-to-smaller toys. Unfortunately TD didn’t provide any measurements for the Fun Factory Bubbles Vibrator, otherwise I wouldn’t have agreed to review it. Mini, it is NOT. It just goes to show how important measurements are when you buy sex toys online.

I get the feeling that because the Western World is somewhat obsessed with length that the word ‘mini’ is often misappropriated when it comes to adult sex toys. With the average penis girth measuring up at 4.35 inches in circumference, someone needs to explain to me how a 5.25-inch girth can ever be considered mini! Most real willies I’ve encountered have been outdone by this thing in the fatboy stakes.

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Thanks to its generous girth, I wasn’t actually able to use it. No matter how much lube I lavished on that grainy silicone surface, all I could muster was discomfort and anti-arousal. I know there are plenty of men and women out there willing to put the time and energy into playing with larger insertables, but I’m not one of them. If after 5 minutes of warm-up on more than 2 occasions it isn’t doing its job, it goes in the drawer for future couple’s play.

On the face of it, the Fun Factory Bubbles Mini Vibe is a well thought-out vibrator. It measures up at a technical 4.5 inches insertable with a 3.25 inch shaft from the tip to the smooth controls – spot on for G-spot massage! The motor is mounted in the base, so it’s more powerful for the first inch and would provide good external stimulus, plus the shape and texture of the shaft will give an incredible tactile feel during use. The downside of a base-mounted motor is that it’s no good for clitoral stim, so sadly this one is a bit of a write off for me.

From my own personal experience I can only recommend you buy this silicone vibrator if you prefer girthier toys. As a 29-year-old woman with good muscle tone and no children, it was too much for solo play. Perhaps switching to it after sex will give better results, but the opportunity has yet to present itself. 😉

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Aside from the practicalities of play, I’m impressed with the battery life, charging time (you need to pick up a Fun Factory Click ‘n’ Charge charger separately which costs £4.49) and the waterproof surface. You can fully submerse Fun Factory Bubbles for cleaning and the charge lasts for a good 40 minutes on maximum power. It also has some fun patterns to experiment with, so it definitely has potential if 5.25 inches girth is within your solo range.

I have to give this one a 5/10. I like the concept but generally I’m pretty disappointed. I’ve also found the silicone is a nightmare for attracting any dust or fluff within a 10cm radius, so it’s a pain to keep clean during play too. Temptations Direct, you must start adding measurements to your products. Unfortunately in this instance Fun Factory’s ‘Mini’ label meant that the product went to the wrong woman.

– Hella Rude


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