FreudeAnHolz Taurus Walnut Wooden Dildo – Pleasure Panel Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£44
Materials:
Wood

FreudeAnHolz Taurus Walnut Wooden Dildo Review

By Pleasure Panel reviewer Scandarella

When it comes to sex toys, or rather sex toy materials, there isn’t much I haven’t tried. Silicone, steel, glass, ceramic… I’ve even tried nasty stuff like jelly and rubber in my time. Up until very recently, though, I was a wooden sex toy virgin, but the lovely Cara Sutra changed that when she chose me to review this gorgeous FreudeAnHolz Taurus Walnut Wooden Dildo for the Pleasure Panel.

Now, as I suppose most people would, I had a few ideas of what a wooden sex toy would look and feel like, so you can imagine my surprise when I got something completely different to what I’d imagined. But the Taurus didn’t just differ from my expectations, it surpassed them.

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Made from a beautiful piece of walnut wood, the FreudeAnHolz Taurus Walnut Wooden Dildo is 9 inches in total length, and has a slender girth of 4.5 inches. It weighs just 112g, and while I hadn’t expected it to feel like a caveman’s club, it’s a helluva lot lighter than I thought it would be.

I’d envisioned a heavy, very glossy, thickly varnished piece, but that’s not the case. It’s super smooth and beautifully polished, and there’s no signs of heavy varnishing at all. In fact, it’s almost like a veneer in its smoothness, except there’s very little shine to it, so it looks as natural as it is. There’s a strange warmth to it that I hadn’t expected too. It always feels slightly warmer than room temperature, it reaches body temp fast and retains the heat well.

I have to admit that, even though I was the one who expressed an interest in it, the picture of the Taurus kinda scared me. There are ridges that run in even spaces right down the shaft and, texture fiend though I may be, they looked harsh!

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But once it was in my hand, I saw that the ridges are more like soft grooves that flow in more of a wave like pattern than a bumpy one. They are quite deep though, so they can definitely be felt during use!

Unfortunately for my texture loving bum, this is a vaginal dildo only. There is absolutely no flare to the base, and nobody wants to go to A&E to have giggling doctors go spelunking for lost dildos, so it’s a solid no for anal use.

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Vaginally though… if I knew how to post a gif of someone having a party in their pants, I would insert one here. Those grooves feel so good sliding in and out of me, especially if I clench my kegels really hard, and because there’s so many of them, I can still feel them when I pick up the pace. I have had them catch on my pubic bone a time or two, but an angle adjustment banishes that issue entirely.

As there’s no curve and the toy is solid, reaching my G-spot can be a bit of a chore if I’m wanting a more relaxed session, but I don’t care, because the texture is enough. There is a certain amount of drag with the Taurus, but I’ve found I actually like how that feels, so I use lube quite sparingly. This is a personal choice, though. If you dislike how that feels, lube away to your heart’s content, cos the dildo has a dip between the shaft and handle that’s easy to keep hold of no matter how slippery things get.

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Caring for the FreudeAnHolz Taurus Walnut Wooden Dildo

And by caring I do mean pandering to it as though it’s a sickly child. Wood is quite soft and marks very easily, and the Taurus does have a few very slight impressions on it from being knocked around by the other things in my ‘to review’ box, so I’ve hunted out a separate box to keep it in. It doesn’t have any major marks on it, and I’m gonna make sure it doesn’t get any.

Cleaning it was something that threw me at first. I totally stressed about getting it wet, which was ridiculous considering I’d already covered it in lube and had it inside me. I didn’t want to compromise the finish, so I used a soft cloth and soapy water, and once I’d sprayed it with a toy cleaner, I made sure it was completely dry with a lint free cloth before wrapping it in its bag (which FreudeAnHolz have provided) and storing in its box.

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So yeah, I’m kinda crazy in love with my first wooden dildo. I really would love to get my paws on a few more, and a wooden butt plug is definitely on the cards, so thank you for introducing me to a new fave, Cara.

10/10

– Scandarella


Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Scandarella for this guest review of the FreudeAnHolz Taurus Walnut Wooden Dildo (€54.95 which at today’s rates equates to approx £44, with €5 shipping within the UK)

This wooden dildo was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by FreudeAnHolz. Thank you! 🙂

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