Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag Review

2 out of 10
Price:
£12.75

Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag

I recently had the pleasure of testing another item for the lovely people at Magic Moments. The Fetish Fantasy sex toys have always been reliable, if pretty standard, so I was interested to know how this Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag would compare.

Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag Review by Cara Sutra

I’m a huge fan of ball gags and mouth gags, particularly those which are a little bit different. I was looking forward to trying out the Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag.

Contact from Magic Moments was friendly as ever and the dispatch prompt, with a fast, discreet delivery.

Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag Review by Cara Sutra

Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag Review by Cara Sutra

Inside the Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag box the product was wrapped in a bag labelled with a hygiene sticker, as was the free eye mask. The Asylum sex toys I recently tested for Magic Moments has the same tape on, so I think this is a company policy rather than being hygiene wrapped from Pipedream themselves – I haven’t seen it on other Pipedream Products of Fetish Fantasy sex toys I’ve tried.

Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag Review by Cara Sutra

Anyway, it’s a nice touch – with one problem. Upon trying to cut off the tightly wrapped plastic and tape from the eye mask, I accidentally cut through the eye mask a bit! How clumsy!

I really don’t see the point of the extra wrapping and tape by the company, it doesn’t really mean anything. If I trust that the products were unused before they put the extra wrapping on then I would have been happy to trust noone had used them since manufacture and dispatch from Pipedream in the US. Well anyway.

The eye mask that you get free isn’t worth any worry in any case; thin with an elastic strap round the back. Similar in fact to the free eye masks you get for sleeping on long flights, probably not even that level of quality. It wasn’t a big deal. I would never have used it as a blindfold anyway, it simply wasn’t good enough. Nice that they thought to include one free, but pretty pointless and reeks of, ‘we need to get rid of these 10,000 units of blindfolds that aren’t actually good enough to sell on their own.’

Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag Review by Cara Sutra

The gag part of the Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag actually has it’s own small piece of plastic protective wrap that has been put over the mouthpiece by the manufacturer. Simply peel this away and wash the jelly rubber gag part with warm soapy water before use. That way you know any chemical residue has been washed off before inserting it into your, or someone else’s mouth.

The leather strap is wide enough to be secure without being too wide as to be ungainly, also it moves freely and without restriction to fit snugly around any head size. The O rings by the front of the Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag help with secure placement of the gag in the mouth while keeping the straps tight against the cheeks so you can fasten the strap buckle behind the head, to complete the fastening.

Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag Review by Cara Sutra

I was pretty surprised by the size of the actual gag part of the Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag. By pretty surprised I mean devastated. If it is possible to be devastated by a gag that you’ve been sent to test. Ok that may have been a tad dramatic. Disappointed, there we are.

Look at it. I mean look. I haven’t got giant hands but that is one teeny gag right there. What are we gagging, a kitten? (more on that another time, kinksters.)

The Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag is bloody tiny. It’s a good job it has a head strap attached or I might choke on it.

Circumference of the widest part (the wider, ball area, not the penis): 4.5 inches

Total length of the gag, including ball and penis: 2.5 inches

The box completely lies. A complete mouthful? I can fit more cake into my mouth from a spoon than this fills my mouth.

Maybe I have a huge mouth. Monstrously, hugely, epically, blockbusteringly, cavernously huge.

Or perhaps I in fact have a normal mouth (going on my other gags and also pretty darn good oral sex skills if I do say so myself ~ahem~) and this gag is actually too small to fit its intended purpose.

Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag Review by Cara Sutra

Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag Review by Cara Sutra

The Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag is only three quarters as long as an RO-80mm bullet. You know, the sex toys designed for discretion and portability due to their small size. I was seriously despairing by this point, in case you can’t tell.

When I want my mouth full of penis, so help me, I want it full, I tell you. FULL.

The Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag box completely lies on this point. The box that was, in hindsight, actually very, very small to contain anything hoping to gag a person.

But, “It’s a Real Mouthful“! exclaims the strapline at the top of the box. What is? The name? The sleepy eyed model on the box? The name of the factory of manufacture? The barcode on the bottom?

Certainly not the gag.

Well anyway, you get my point.

Great idea, back to the drawing board I’m afraid. Maybe, just maybe, if you haven’t ever used, seen or experienced a gag (or possibly food) before, this may be a suitable gag. It’s so long since I was a gag virgin and a newbie to kinky items it’s really very difficult to remember how things appeared from that side. However, as bad as my memory is I am pretty sure I picked up an ordinary ball gag and tried it and it was just fine.

Fetish Fantasy, I am disappointed in you. Sort it out. I don’t know what you’re going to do with your stock of these but anyone hoping for a ‘real mouthful’ is going to be disappointed too.

If you fancy getting a Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag, for kitten gagging*, a teddy prop, to wear sticking out from your forehead amusingly or for any other reason, you can pick up yours for £12.75 from Magic Moments online sex shop.

They are also available from the wide variety of Fetish Fantasy stockists and retailers online.

*Don’t gag kittens really. It’s not nice. And you’ll miss out on all that cute mewing.

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