Diogol Eggxiting Red Metal Egg Vibrator Review

3 out of 10
Price:
£69.95
Brand:
Diogol
Materials:
Metal

Diogol Eggxiting Red Metal Egg Vibrator Review

What a beautiful lump of metal. This was my first thought upon unwrapping the Diogol Eggxiting Red Metal Egg Vibrator. It’s true, it is very beautiful. It is reminiscent of a Fabergé egg, ornamental in style yet with a metallic weight that would lend itself perfectly to becoming a paperweight for your office desk.

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However, merely being piece of stationery or an expensive ornament is not the purpose of this Diogol Egg. It’s a sex toy. A vibrating sex toy.

First Impressions

Diogol Eggxiting Red Metal Egg Vibrator ReviewUpon receipt of the Diogol Eggxiting Red Metal Egg Vibrator, along with a few other items including the Diogol Kaal Metal Bullet Vibrator, my heart leapt as I spied the glimmering red inside the clear plastic lidded box. Removing it from the box and discovering the genuine Swarovski crystal, I fell in love with the aesthetics.

I hoped upon hope that the vibrations would live up to the beauty of this exquisite sex toy. Unfortunately, I was very disappointed.

What Went Wrong

There’s quite a few things wrong with the Diogol Eggxiting Egg in my opinion. Looking beyond the, quite irrefutable beauty of this product, it soon becomes apparent that it is very overpriced.

After hanging for a while as an ornament on my desk, the red metallic coating has started to wear off. There are specks of the silver metal underneath showing through.

Powering Up

It took me an age to find out what battery this vibrator took. There seems to be no instructions given with the Diogol Eggxiting Red Metal Egg Vibrator, no details. Just a QR code on the back of the box, along with pictures of the rest of the range and the website details. The Diogol website gives even less information than the box. I didn’t think that was even possible.

Eventually I found out that it takes a AAA battery. The space doesn’t look big enough for an AAA battery but it does fit. At least it wasn’t watch batteries, that would have been terrible.

Operation

Now to turn the thing on. Oh, you don’t have to turn it on, as when you screw the top back on, the vibrations start straight away. That’s right: screwing the top on is the ‘on’ function; to turn the vibrator off you have to unscrew the top and remove the battery. Not exactly practical, is it.

During Use

All of this would be fine if the vibrations were enough to get me to orgasm. The vibrations are the high frequency, tinny style. It buzzes fast, but there’s no substance. After about 30 minutes of sighing and becoming distracted (never a good sign during masturbation) I just gave up and reached for a reliable sex toy instead.

I prefer clitoral stimulation to get me off, so I didn’t put the Diogol Eggxiting Red Metal Egg Vibrator inside me vaginally or anally. There’s only a slender cord beyond the main body of the egg, so don’t put it inside your anal area in any case. I am very glad I didn’t put it inside, since I have now noticed flecks of red metal disappearing from the surface. I don’t fancy having a glittery cervix, thanks. It’s not even Christmas.

Price

ON TOP of all this, the Diogol Eggxiting Red Metal Egg Vibrator is being sold for a shock-inducing £69.95. That’s even more than the iroha by TENGA range of new women’s sex toys. It’s more than a rechargeable RO-80 bullet vibe and more than a LELO Mia 2 which is not only rechargeable but it’s waterproof too!

I’m just so shocked I can’t really say much more.

Summary

£70, no orgasm, flaky metal, battery operated and impractical function. It’s a lot of money to pay for a desk ornament and I’m glad I was provided with this one free of charge in exchange for my unbiased & honest opinion.

On the other hand, the glimmering red and the sparkling genuine Swarovski crystal are very pretty features. Shame that’s all the Diogol Eggxiting Red Metal Egg Vibrator has to offer!

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Quick Review:

Name: Diogol Eggxiting Red Vibrating Egg
Size: 2 inches length, 5 inches max circumference (measurements do not include the retrieval cord)
Material: Surgical grade aluminium with a cotton cord & Swarovski crystal heart adornment
Power type: 1 x AAA battery (not included)
Compatible lubes: Any
No of modes: 1

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