Cosmopolitan Bendable Love 7 Function Adjustable Couple’s Vibe Review
By Pleasure Panel reviewer Edger
One thing I find absolutely fantastic about Cara’s Pleasure Panel is when something novel or different appears. More often than not, quality sex toys come with something of a premium price tag, and being allowed to give these things a once over as part of the reviewing team really is a treat for me. So, when this month’s offerings came round, the Cosmopolitan Bendable Love 7 Function Adjustable Couple’s Vibe from Bondara stood out for me as something that I would love to have a go with.
I love the idea of a toy with the flexibility to bend and shape it to the body or use that you wish to use it for. So, I was very excited by the prospect of what this toy could do.
Before the Cosmopolitan Bendable Love 7 Function Adjustable Couple’s Vibe arrived, I had a quick look around online to see what I could find out, and I was really interested by the fact that the toy was being marketed as a toy that is “Perfect for a party for two or a solo occasion” and that the toy could be used either as a solo play vibrator or even bent around into shape enough with its slim design to “leaves enough room for your partner to penetrate”. A two for one type toy as it were.
The Cosmopolitan Bendable Love 7 Function Adjustable Couple’s Vibe arrived, and I have to say that I was really impressed with the packaging, it felt like a premium end toy with quite a bright and vibrant box. Certainly, no mistaking what was inside with a large clear picture of the toy on the front and large letters declaring “Bendable Love”.
It also had a sticker on saying that the toy currently ships with a free 6-month digital subscription to Cosmopolitan Magazine which I felt was a nice touch.
Inside the box was a voucher with a redeemable code for subscribing online. The side of the box revealed more details, or rather headlines about the toy itself, including information about it being covered by a 5 year warranty, being waterproof, hypoallergenic, body safe, phthalates-free, rechargeable and made of medical grade silicone. What is not to like so far… all good with me.
The back of the box included some of this information again, along with details about size, speed, settings etc… more of these later. Upon opening the box, the toy was again neatly packaged inside and came along with a USB charging cable, instruction leaflet, warranty leaflet and the magazine subscription code.
With the Cosmopolitan Bendable Love 7 Function Adjustable Couple’s Vibe removed from the packaging and about to set up for charging, I thought I would have a quick look at it and see how bendy and flexible it was.
My first impression was that the toy was really quite light to hold. I did not feel like there was really anything to it in terms of weight, but importantly, it didn’t feel unbalanced or anything, even with its very slim and bulbous head type design. The toy itself is made out of silicone which is phthalates-free (always great to hear) and I would say that it really did have a very nice soft and smooth feel to it. The silicone having just that slight amount of give and softness made it feel like quite a premium end toy, and it had no sense of grab or anything. It also did not appear to pick up dust at all.
The colour is quite a radiant pink colour, apart from a small section which appears to the back of the control units, which is gold in colour and is made from a plastic material.
The Cosmopolitan Bendable Love 7 Function Adjustable Couple’s Vibe itself is 7.75 inches long, with an insertable length of 4.5 inches which makes the majority of the insertable component of the toy workable and flexible to shape how you want it. It is quite a narrow, slinky toy, with its diameter maxing out at 1 inch at its thickest, this is clearly a toy for getting into the right position, rather than a filling sensation type vibrator.
The toy itself can obviously bend, and I was really impressed playing around with this to see how well this worked, it really could contort and shape to how exactly you wanted the toy to sit and had quite a range of flexibility which I tried to show in the photos. Once bent, it actually held quite well in place and would require the user to move it back to any other position. I did like the fact that you could carry on bending it and shaping it whilst you were actually using it, jut to get it to fit that bit more snugly.
The Cosmopolitan Bendable Love 7 Function Adjustable Couple’s Vibe charges really easily using a simple USB charging cable, with a simple light to let you know that the device is connected properly and powering up. So, after a couple of hours of giving this enough power, I was ready to give it a whirl. The charging port is sealed over, meaning that the toy is waterproof, allowing you that extra bit of fun in the bath or shower with this one. Always good to see.
The actual controls for the vibrator are very simple. You simply power it on with one button and the cycle through the different vibration settings using the other button. Obviously, this means you need to cycle through all of the options to get back to where you want to be, I always prefer an up and a down choice, however, it is not too much of a hardship to cycle through other vibrations on the way.
I was surprised when first powering on the toy to hear how loud this thing was for such a small toy. Don’t get me wrong, we are not talking ridiculous volume, but we are talking enough that it is not as discreet as you may hope for.
Cycling through the 8 different vibration settings, there are 3 straight, simple constant vibrations and 5 patterned settings. I would say that I preferred the lower of the vibration settings, as these were where it was at its most rumbly, which I found were the vibrations that penetrated more deeply for me. As I went to the higher settings, I found that it became, just a little too buzzy for me and was not building up on the sensation of the low settings. It still did a wonderful job, but not quite as powerful as I thought it could be.
The patterned settings were surprisingly good though, and offered a lot of variety for teasing play.
Nowhere I did find that this toy really excelled was with the variety of play settings that I could achieve from the flexibility of the toy itself. I could use it for either clitoral stimulation, or as a G-spot vibrator, or even with the right moulding of the toy, it could work as a great dual stimulation toy. I did find that it took a bit of playing around to get it quite in the right place, if anything it was a little bit too long for me, however, with a bit of jiggery-pokery and a bit of experimenting (which let’s face it was not much of a hardship), I could get it to sit just right and boy was it great then, offering a real nice sensation all round.
The Cosmopolitan Bendable Love 7 Function Adjustable Couple’s Vibe advertises itself as the option of being used during couple play, however I felt that it fell down here in terms of how difficult it was to keep in place, and the size being just that bit too big. If compared to the offerings from We-Vibe and similar companies, it just doesn’t have the size, flexibility and features (such as remote control, or app-based functionality) that its competitors have, and I think that it fell short here. I found it just too difficult to keep where I wanted it, and a little bit in the way more than adding to anything.
As with all silicone toys, the clean up was simple a doddle, a quick wipe down with some soap followed by a clean with a sex toy specific cleaning solution and then stored away ready for the next use. A really bizarre extra bonus of this toy is that it can folded into more useful shapes for storage if you are limited on space.
Overall, I really did like the Cosmopolitan Bendable Love 7 Function Adjustable Couple’s Vibe, it is different to what I have used before and I did like the shaping and bendiness of the toy. I liked the fact it could be shaped to exactly how I “needed” it, and that it held that shape quite well.
I am going to give it the score based on its use as a solo toy rather than how I found it for couples use, as it just didn’t really work for me that way. Only improvement I would really like to see would have more deepness in the more powerful vibrations, but overall the Cosmopolitan Bendable Love 7 Function Adjustable Couple’s Vibe is a great toy.
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Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Edger for this review of the Cosmopolitan Bendable Love 7 Function Adjustable Couple’s Vibe.
The Cosmopolitan Bendable Love 7 Function Adjustable Couple’s Vibe was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by Bondara. Thank you! 🙂
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