Cockolat 8 Inch Chocolate Cock Review | Pleasure Panel

10 out of 10
Price:
£14.99
Brand:
Cockolat
Materials:
Chocolate

Cockolat 8 Inch Chocolate Cock Review

By Pleasure Panel reviewer KinkyKittenKim

So today I am reviewing a Chocolate Cock (not the chicken type) an actual Chocolate dick! I put myself forward to review this unusual Easter treat because I thought the Cockolat 8 Inch Chocolate Cock would be fun to review, I mean who wouldn’t want to eat a chocolate cock?

The Cockolat 8 Inch Chocolate Cock is made from milk Belgian chocolate that is 33% cocoa. It is also moulded from an actual real life penis! According to the CloneZone website this is to make sure it has “ultra-realistic details” that’s fine with me. All I know is I am going to be eating a chocolate that is in the shape of a strangers dick and I am totally fine with that, it looks super realistic so they have done a very good job!

Cockolat 8 Inch Chocolate Cock Review

The Cockolat 8 Inch Chocolate Cock is 8 inches of hollow chocolate. I think this is perfect! I mean chocolate and cocks are two of my most favourite things and I have been known when given the choice to choose the latter. The Cockolat cock is not only a cock but also a very nice set of testicles too! It has a lovely very pronounced coronal ridge and has vein detailing and skin wrinkle detailing all along the shaft and testicles. It truly is a stunning “Easter Egg”!

Ingredients:

  • Sugar
  • Cocoa butter
  • Whole milk powder
  • Cocoa mass
  • Emulsifier: soy lecithin (E322)
  • Flavouring: Natural vanilla.

The ingredients must be considered in case of any allergies, it also says it isn’t suitable for vegetarians and that it may contain milk and/or nuts. It also suggests to store in a cool dry place however I found the fridge kept it in a nice solid state. I was worried it may turn into a flaccid melted mess with this hot weather we have had.

Just so you can grasp the size of this beast it is 2 inches in width, 8.10inches in full length  with an insertable Length of 7.30 inches it really is a huge chunk of chocolate. Although it does say insertable length I would avoid inserting it vaginally as sugar and vaginas do not mix well and you may end up with a nasty yeast infection. That said there is no stopping using it for a little foreplay (a sexy chocolate cock blow job to entice your partner into bed) or melt it down for an edible body paint. Chocolate is also considered an aphrodisiac so I think CloneZone are onto something here!

The Cockolat 8 Inch Chocolate Cock was great fun to review. I was able to get in a little chocolate blow job practice the chocolate was very creamy and tasted delicious. I was able to feel the texture of the Dick during my sucking action. However I did go a little too much tongue on the tip and ended up with a chocolate moustache once I was finished.

Cockolat 8 Inch Chocolate Cock Review

Cockolat 8 Inch Chocolate Cock Review

I also thought it would be great to stick back in the fridge to cool down before dunking it into a nice hot cuppa and biting off the end whilst I caught up on some soaps. I did have to save the balls for another sitting as they I just couldn’t possibly finish all 8 inches in one go.

Of course I would recommend the Cockolat 8 Inch Chocolate Cock to anyone who is willing to put aside the traditional egg for a Chocolate Dick this easter! I think it makes a fun novelty gift and I would be very happy if the Easter Bunny replaced all my eggs with a cock this year. I have had so much fun writing this review, it has been a nice change from sex toy writing to a more novelty chocolate cock.

The Cockolat 8 Inch Chocolate Cock gets a 10/10 from me! It was delicious and the most stunning Easter chocolate I have seen.

– KinkyKittenKim


Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer KinkyKittenKim for this review of the Cockolat 8 Inch Chocolate Cock. You can buy it here for £14.99.

The Cockolat 8 Inch Chocolate Cock was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by Clonezone. Thank you 🙂 

Cockolat 8 Inch Chocolate Cock Review

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