Ann Summers Noir Bullet Vibrator Review
Review by She’s So Sassy from Hella Rude
I bought the Ann Summers Noir Bullet Vibrator from annsummers.com when I was part of a couple and thought it sucked because I could only really get to climax with it if we were using it together. Now I’m single, I find myself revisiting my sex toy collection in a new light and finding more interesting ways to enjoy sex solo.
Go to your happy place. Think of something so super hot, like your wildest fantasy, and hit the button. Think of the tantalizing things they can do to you…if all else fails, grab your favourite porn star and lay them next to you via a media device and voyeur the most intense orgasm out of yourself! No joke.
Although the Ann Summers Noir Bullet Vibrator has power, it’s not quite the one for me solo. It CAN be an amazing accentuation to sex and masturbation if you bring some sexy visuals into play. I get the most out of setting 4, using it to slowly tease myself while my mind is enveloped in erotic visuals. There are 7 different settings in total, and watch out–setting number 1 is super intense. Take play slowly and experiment with the different patterns, you might find something that ticks your box.
A word of warning, it is NOT in the slightest bit ‘quiet’ like the marketing fodder says. You’ll be exchanging some embarrassing glances over breakfast if you have a housemate and could face awkward questions if you have kids. The Ann Summers Noir Bullet Vibrator is LOUD for a small bullet vibe.
Overall I rate the Ann Summers Noir Bullet Vibrator 5/10. It’s a decent beginner’s vibrator that will help you decide if sex toys are for you, it isn’t disappointing for the price. It’s good for couples play and decent value, especially as the first battery is included. Basically it does the job when you’re alone but the Earth won’t move. I think there’s a better bullet out there for me – so the hunt continues!
You can buy the Ann Summers Noir Bullet Vibrator for £16 at AnnSummers.com
Specs:
• 7 vibration functions and 3 speeds
• Waterproof
• Length: 4 inches
• Material: ABS
• Controller type: push button
• Requires 1 x AAA battery (included)
She’s So Sassy bought her own Ann Summers Noir Bullet Vibrator and did not receive any form of compensation for this review. Her review accounts her personal experience while using the product.
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