The £1 Poundland Vibrator Review – She’s So Sassy / Hella Rude

Price:
£1.00
Brand:
Poundland
Materials:
Plastic

The £1 Poundland Vibrator Review

by She’s So Sassy from Hella Rude

Shes So Sassy Hella Rude Reviewer Logo-1Yes, you read that right. I bought a vibrator from Poundland.

I’m not sure if they were hoping to put Ann Summers out of business, but Poundland sure are gonna give them a run for their money with this little go-getter.

The Poundland Vibrator / Poundland Bullet Vibe is a cute, little mini vibrator (larger than your average bullet) that comes vacuum sealed in a no-frills box. It will cost you a whole £1 (that’s about $1.50 US money) plus a slice of your dignity to purchase it.

The shame of watching an ungroomed teen manhandle your economy vibrator alongside your broken biscuit tub, bulk cat food and cheap Haribo at checkout, it’s worth it.

If you’re curious to try a vibrator for the first time, the Poundland Vibrator is a fantastic option. Just chuck it in the basket along with a pack of AAs (batteries aren’t included), you won’t regret it. I would highly recommend Poundland’s £1 sex toy for any beginner, man or woman. Just don’t go sticking it up your butt, it won’t end well.

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Despite its small size, the Poundland Vibrator packs way more punch than your typical bullet vibe that uses those tiny LR44 cell batteries. Make no qualms about it, this is a mini vibrator and not your average 2-inch clit tickler.

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The only downside is that the Poundland Vibrator claims to have speed control, which would imply multiple speeds – Nope. It goes from off to pneumatic in a single turn. The speed on this thing is awesome, not overwhelming and definitely satisfying, I would expect most women to enjoy this baby – especially at the price.

Overall, I give the Poundland Vibrator a 6/10. While it’s not my favourite toy in the world it’s not bad for a quick orgasm in the morning, or a little intimate time with a cheeky porn on the telly. You never know when you might get turned on and need a quick fix–and this vibrator gets the job done. The Playful Vibrating Bullet can be found in the health and beauty area of your nearest Poundland next to the tampons, condoms and pregnancy tests.

Specs: 

  • Length: 130.7mm
  • Diameter: 27mm max
  • Plastic (ABS Plastic)
  • Flexibility-Rigid
  • Pink
  • Does not contain latex
  • Does not contain phthalates
  • Twist On/Off with Power and Speed Controller
  • Vibration: Single Speed
  • Takes 1 AA battery (not included)

She’s So Sassy endured shopping at Poundland to buy her own Poundland Vibrator / Poundland Bullet Vibe, and you can too! Unfortunately it’s not available online. /Sadface.

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