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Expired: Win a LELO Adore Me Vibrator Pleasure Set: Santa Sutra Christmas Giveaway

Yes, we've reached the climax of the Cara Sutra Christmas competitions this week with: The Santa Sutra competition! You could win a LELO Adore Me Vibrator Pleasure Set courtesy of Strawberry Blushes UK.

Expired: Win The Give Lube Collection For Christmas

In this new and exciting festive giveaway, you could win the Give Lube Collection for Christmas! read on to find out how to enter and exactly what sexy prizes you have a chance of winning over the holiday season.

Expired: Win The Bondara Silicone Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator: Christmas Giveaway

There's another amazing bundle of sex toys, lube and sexy goodies to win in this week's Stepping into Christmas competition! The star prize is the brand new and luxurious Bondara Silicone Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator as well as a 250ml bottle of Bondara Body Lube.

The Best Sexy Shopping Offers this Halloween

There's a whole cauldron of spooky, sexy offers to select from this Halloween. Witch one you choose (groan) is up to you, but there's not a ghost of a doubt that you can save a lot of your hard earned cash by haunting only the best sex toy shops this Halloween.

Stampy Pants Rant: Steak and Blow Job Day

But apparently men have resented this day of love and romance. For now, on March 14th, there has come about Steak and Blow Job Day. I mean, really? That's what men want, is it? Recognition for being SO lovely on Valentine's Day, for deigning to even think in terms of romance, for valuing their relationship for a WHOLE day, that the month after, they need a steak dinner and a suck off session to recover?

Why I Hate Mother’s Day

This attempts to be something of a personal explanation of why I hate Mother's Day. I can completely get why some, maybe even most people love Mother's Day. Buying your lovely mother a big bunch of pink flowers, getting her favourite chocolates, a bottle of wine... taking her out for a Spring time lunch. Enjoying chatter together either daughter and mother or son and mother. Very picturesque. I imagine.

Lovehoney Gift Vouchers – Perfect Sexy Gifts For Everyone

Good news for sex toys fans - multi award winning online sex shop Lovehoney now offer gift vouchers so that you can be sure you're getting the best romantic gift for him or her on any occasion. Lovehoney gift vouchers are sent electronically and can be spent instantly on the Lovehoney sex toys website or gifted to someone special so they can enjoy a sexy shopping spree.

Budget For Love This Valentine’s Day With Bondara

Every year, it seems that no sooner have we packed away the Christmas baubles and swept away the New Year’s streamers, it’s time for Valentine’s Day. Cue a surge of panic. What should you get your lover? Where should you even start looking?

Expired: Fantastic New Christmas Sex Toys Offers

Looking for fantastic new Christmas sex toys offers? Lovehoney USA and Lovehoney UK have got you covered for festive fun all through the holiday season. These special offers will save you money too, so you've got some cash to splash in the upcoming January sales.

Expired: Give Lube And TENGA Eggs Christmas Competition

Welcome to another exciting Christmas giveaway. This time, you have the chance of winning this cute little bundle of masturbation toys. Enter below and you could win my Give Lube and TENGA Eggs Christmas Competition!

WIN a copy of The Prince by Tiffany Reisz for Christmas!

WIN The Prince in time for Christmas! You may have heard of the amazing Original Sinners series by the truly breathtaking author and Mistress of wicked words, Tiffany Reisz. Now you can win book 3 of...

Fertile Easter Bunny Bump

My Easter Perversion? A fertile Easter bunny shot in celebration of what Easter is really about. Sex, of course! This little bunny has been at it like... well... rabbits... with a baby bunny in the making. I...

What do you mean it’s November?!

However with things at work being busier than a vintage Laura Ashley dress, I have had my days taken up with writing about the sublime contours and luxurious massaging functions of seemingly every battery operated self pleasure device known to woman, as well as heavily featuring a new male sex toy.