I’ve had the pleasure of trying out some of the more expensive masturbators and also some of the budget ones, with a varying degree of success. On the whole, the material and shape may be different but the core idea seems to be the same, a length of sleeve with a hole. The TENGA Flip Hole Zero Masturbator starts with that concept and literally flips it on its head...
The TENGA Air Tech Regular Masturbator Cup from Bondara looks pretty snazzy compared to the average penis-toy. The vibrant silver and blood orange branding makes it look bright, cheerful, and exciting while also maintaining a neat and sophisticated feel.
If you have a dick (or have access to a dick that you appreciate and would love to spoil) I have some great news for you. TENGA eggs exist, and they are fucking fantastic! It’s an odd concept I know but bear with me and let me explain why wrapping your dick in a TPE egg makes for a pretty amazing experience!
The world of male focused sex toys has come a long way since the dark ages of simple blow up dolls and the like. We've seen the advent of more and more sophisticated penis masturbators which has helped ensure that the male side of the industry is increasingly well catered for.
I was lucky enough this time to try the TENGA Standard Edition Deep Throat Onacup, available from Lovehoney UK & Lovehoney USA. Never having used a penis masturbator before I had no idea how they were supposed to feel or how much it would be like the real thing.
As a lover of TENGA sex toys I was extremely excited to be given the opportunity to test and review the TENGA Flip Hole Masturbator in White as part of the Pleasure Panel available from Lovehoney (USA & UK) via Cara.
When I first started getting into sex toys, TENGA was one of the first brands I found myself gravitating towards. They offered unique masturbation products that were not disembodied genitalia, and when you are still exploring sex toys, that can be quite threatening. But TENGA were just like ‘trust us, put your dick in this and you will thank us’. And so, I did, and boy am I glad I did.
I received the TENGA Air Tech Twist Tickle Masturbator Cup as a part of the Pleasure Panel round from Bondara via Cara. As someone who enjoys TENGA products I was looking forward to testing this particular product.
So the TENGA Black Flip Hole Masturbator. I’ve wanted one of these for a long, long time since I stumbled across the concept 3 years or so ago while browsing Lovehoney.co.uk (also available from Lovehoney USA).
So after a short hiatus I have dived back into the muddy pool of sex toy reviewing and contacted the lovely Cara Sutra via her Pleasure Panel group and was lucky enough to receive the TENGA Air Tech Twist Cup Ripple Masturbator...
JustJess: We received the TENGA Zero Flip Hole Penis Masturbator from Lovehoney in exchange for our open and honest review.
By SqueakyBedsprings: It was pure aesthetics that drew me to the TENGA Iroha Mini Sora Mikan Vibrator (available from MEO.de), especially the “Sora-Mikan” colour.
By Candy Snatch: He very much enjoys the sensation of menthol shower gels etc and the TENGA Egg Wavy Cool Edition comes with a menthol gel which cools on contact with the skin. Just the thing to cool down on a hot summer night.
Well after reviewing the Tenga Egg Silky it was on to the TENGA Egg Twister to see how it fared, as I was ‘Kermitted’ to do this sex toy justice with my review. In the light of #FrogSpawnGate the pressure was on to give a true and accurate assessment of its capabilities.
I recently read a review for the TENGA Egg Silky in which the reviewer had simply decided they didn’t like the product, because of how it looked/felt in the hand. At no point did it ever go any where near any genitalia, nor was it actually used for its intended purpose. That is just not cool. So I dived into my toy box and found that I actually had not one, but TWO Silkys knocking around from previous purchases – so I decided that I would crack them open (get it, crack… eggs… haha) and give them a good beating (sigh).
I have to admit that the TENGA Eggs had me totally confused. "What are they?" and more importantly, "how do they work?" were the biggest questions on my mind. After reading two recent reviews that were somewhat negative even though the reviewer didn’t actually use them I thought that the time was right to put those questions to bed by reviewing some.
At the core there was a plastic sheath which holds some lube and instructions for using the egg for its intended purpose. The core on this one looks different, it’s a spiral of thin lines that wind all around the inside. It looked less scary than the clicky interior but it didn’t fill my heart with joy or other parts with lust. I was merely relieved it didn’t look like frogspawn.
What I saw seemed to me to be an inside full of frogspawn and that was a deal breaker for me, at a young age I fell into a lake full of the stuff getting it up my nose, in my mouth, even in my ears and it was disgusting and horrid and vile and the sight of the stuff churns my stomach. Hence this toy getting a flying lesson and a swift filing under B for bin.
There are literally dozens of different textures to choose from, each of them having a tell-tale name as to what you can expect, such as, Wavy, Twister, or Lover’s Heart to name but a few. We were given the opportunity to try out the TENGA Egg Shiny.
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