Introducing The All New Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators
Having never tried the original Lovehoney Happy Rabbits, I was not only curious when Lovehoney revealed three updated models to the range, but thrilled to be offered them in order to give them a try. Thanks so much Lovehoney for sending your all new Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators for me to discover and enjoy.
There are three brand new Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators:
- Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Beaded G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator (buy here)
- Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator (buy here)
- Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Triple Curve Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator (buy here)
They are priced at £79.99 each and offer the top-quality features you’d expect from technologically advanced vibrators. They’re all made with body-safe, soft-touch silicone, they’re rechargeable via an included USB charging lead, and they’re all fully waterproof. They all have a selection of vibrating settings and intensities to enjoy -and there’s even a travel-lock feature on each one to ensure your bunny doesn’t get buzzy at the wrong time.
The Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators all come in recognisable Lovehoney-branded packaging; glossy card boxes which proudly display the name and an image of the Happy Rabbit housed inside.
When you open the sealed box, you discover your new Lovehoney Happy Rabbit safely held in a moulded plastic insert, behind which is a small instruction leaflet and the USB charging lead.
There’s no storage pouch provided with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators, which probably helps keep the price as low as possible. There’s a variety of sex toy storage solutions available from Lovehoney, where you can select the right size/style for you and your sex toy collection.
Charging up the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators is easy. They each come with a USB charging lead which plugs into the port for it on the back of the rabbit vibrator, near the base. I also love that the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators all have a flat base, meaning they stand proud while they’re charging.
Not just that, but you can put them on the bedside table once you’ve orgasmed and you don’t have to worry about the vibrator either a) covering the place in vaginal+ lube goop or b) rolling off into the Fluffy Abyss of Doom (aka under the bed). More on that in a bit.
While the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators are charging up, there’s an LED just above the charging port which glows red, then turns green (for go, obvs) once the vibrator is fully charged.
How To Operate
Each of the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators has just two shiny metallic ABS buttons on the base/handle. Together, the buttons cleverly resemble an exclamation mark – hinting at the many exclamations to come?
The longer button at the top turns on the shaft, and the ‘dot’ button below it turns on the vibrations of the rabbit ears – the clit stim (plus the anal stimulator, in the case of the Triple).
The Beaded and Thrusting Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators have 12 vibrating settings available through the rabbit ears in all, 3 of which are speeds and 9 of which are patterns. Both the Beaded and Thrusting Happy Rabbits have three speeds available through the shaft – this is the speed of the thrust on the Thrusting Happy Rabbit and the speed of the beads/shaft twirl in the case of the Beaded Happy Rabbit.
The Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Triple is slightly different. This rabbit vibrator has the full 3 speeds and 9 patterns available through the shaft, using the long button. The dot button operates the rabbit ears and the anal stimulator – either separately or together, depending which setting you prefer.
We’ll look at each of the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators and their vibrating settings in more detail in a little while.
Travel Lock Feature
When my Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators arrived, they were all in travel lock mode. This mode needs disabling before you can use the rabbit vibrators. I was slightly worried there was something wrong with the vibrator I was trying to switch on when it simply buzzed twice then stopped each time! The double buzz is a sign that the travel lock is engaged.
To either enable or disable the travel lock, you need to press and hold down both buttons at the same time for two seconds. A double buzz of the rabbit ears will let you know you’ve been successful either locking or unlocking your Happy Rabbit. Plugging in to charge the rabbit vibrator will also disable the travel lock.
With my Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators unlocked, and fully charged, I was ready to enjoy a few weeks popping the bunnies into my very own Hutch of Happiness. How did I get on?
My Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators Video
How Do The Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators Feel?
There will be full and separate reviews for the all new Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators here at carasutra.com in due course, but for now I want to share how much I enjoyed each of these Happy Rabbit vibrators with a brief summary review.
Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Beaded G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator Review
Speeds & Patterns
The Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Beaded offers three speeds through the shaft – low, medium and high constant vibration. This speed is the speed at which the beads twirl in the ‘neck’ of the shaft, and therefore how fast the tip of the shaft cicles inside you against your G-spot.
However, when it comes to the rabbit ears, there are 12 settings available – three of which are speeds (low, medium and high) and 9 of which are vibrating patterns:
- Ascending pulse
- Ascending + dash-dash pulse
- Dash-dash-dash pulse
- Dot-dot-dot pulse
- Dot-dot-dot dash-dash dot-dot-dot pulse
- Dash-dash dot-dot pulse
- Dot-dot, dot-dot (like a heartbeat)
- Dot-dot-dot pulse
The Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Beaded looks like a fairly ordinary rabbit vibrator, albeit modern, sleek, ergonomically designed and with that handy flat base. The tip is angled for G-spot stimulation, and the rabbit ears have been crafted separately, and carefully rounded to a smooth finish for maximum comfort and pleasure.
I’m just going to cut to the chase: I orgasmed within 30 seconds of inserting then switching this rabbit vibrator on. And I’m a self-confessed Power Queen.
This is a helluva powerful vibrator. I haven’t been much of a rabbit vibrator fan in years gone by, because their designs have either been uncomfortable or the power just isn’t there. But the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Beaded gave me the shape, power and dual stimulation I needed.
Even if you’re not a Power Queen like me, you can always adjust it to the lower speed setting, or a pulsing mode – or opt for only the twirl of the shaft and its beads inside you/ at your vaginal entrance, if the rabbit ears get a little too enthusiastic for your liking.
To me, this is also the quietest of the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators, but the lack of noise output doesn’t lessen the dramatic vibration strength level at all.
Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Thrusting Realistic Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator Review
Speeds and Patterns
As with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Beaded, the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Thrusting has 3 speeds through the shaft, and 9 patterns available through the rabbit ears. They’re the same vibrating patterns as the Beaded Happy Rabbit.
The 3 ‘speeds through the shaft’ means the speed of thrust. Yep, this is a thrusting vibrator – the shaft has a concertina-style area around the ‘neck’ of the shaft, where the silicone is deliberately rippled to allow for its mechanical thrusting during use. Like a miniature version of a fucking machine. You can have the tip of the shaft thrusting into you slowly, on a medium speed or a fast speed.
I had to really hold on to the base of the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Thrusting tight. What a ride! Like I mentioned above, this one is like a miniature fucking machine – a sampler, a taste of a sex machine in petite and portable form. The motion of a vibrator shaft mechanically fucking you, going in and out rather than simply vibrating, is just exquisite. It feels like the first step towards a sex robot, something bionic which is just there to give me sexual penetrative pleasure.
Although initially worried that the silicone on that concertina-style portion of the shaft would be made fragile by the rippled design, I needn’t have feared. It’s very resilient, while remaining soft and smooth.
This is the loudest of the Lovehoney Rabbit Vibrators to me, which I guess is due to the different mechanics required internally to make the shaft thrust in and out. I don’t care about the noise when I’m using it though – I’m having far too much of a good time!
Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Triple Curve Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator Review
Speeds and Patterns
The Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Triple has a different set of options than the Beaded and Thrusting. The shaft offers the full 12 settings – 3 speeds and the 9 patterns as detailed above.
However, the ‘dot’ button operates the rabbit ears/clit stim, and the anal teaser at the back. There’s a motor inside the shaft just behind the base of this anal teaser, it seems to me. The first three presses of the ‘dot’ button gives you low, medium or high speed through the rabbit ears only. The next three presses gives you low, medium or high speed through both the anal teaser and the rabbit ears. The final three presses gives you low, medium or high speed through the anal teaser only.
Unlike the very tip of the shaft on the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Beaded, where just the head of it is angled for G-spot stim, the whole upper half of the shaft of the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Triple gently slopes upwards. With a dot of water-based lubricant, this rabbit vibrator gently and pleasurably slid inside me, and I had the lube ready by my side for easy and comfortable insertion of the beaded anal teaser.
Without the beaded anal teaser, the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Triple is a little like the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Beaded G-spot – albeit without the beads in the shaft. And with more vibrations/patterns available through the shaft as well, of course. The anal teaser gives this beast of a rabbit vibe a whole new dimension. It’s not messing about when it comes to your pleasure – no matter how ravenously rampant you are, it’s going to fulfil your needs.
Because the vibrating motor which delivers vibrations throughout the silicone beads of the anal teaser is cleverly at the base of that area, during use I was teased just around and inside my anal entrance. An absolutely superb, nipple-tingling, warmth-flowing-through-me, throat-clenchingly brilliant version of rimming by a sex toy.
The anal teaser almost brought me to orgasm by itself, but combined with the powerful vibrations through the shaft? And just-as-powerful vibrations thrumming my clitoris throughout, courtesy of those innocent-looking rabbit ears? Let’s just say that when I slide this baby in and turn it on, I’ve enough time to orgasm and solve a Countdown conundrum.
Noise levels: Not quite as quiet as the Beaded (but close), and definitely not as mechanically-grindy as the Thrusting.
Although the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators are perfect for a “powder my nose” quick-wank, even for this Power Queen, they’re also brilliant if you want to take your time, slow things down and ride those bunnies to a more sensual climax.
Whether you’re a long-time rabbit vibrator fan and looking to upgrade, or you’ve never managed to find the right bunny for you, I believe you should give the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators a try.
They’re rechargeable, waterproof, easy to use, made with a comfortable, body-safe material and they’re deliciously powerful, while being adjustable for those who prefer a gentler journey to climax. They work for me; I love them.
Buy Your Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators Today
Which of the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Vibrators do you like the sound of most? The beaded, twirly shaft one? The ‘mini fucking machine’ thrusting type? Or that veritable feast of pleasure: the triple curve? Perhaps you just can’t decide -and simply have to have all three!
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Once again, thanks so much to Lovehoney for sending these wonderful rabbit vibrators for me to enjoy.
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