Create Your Own Love Island
…With Fantastic Desert Island Sex Toys
Whether you loved it or hated it, the Love Island series was something that got the whole country talking. Would the winners be the tempestuous Liv and the ‘Oh so sweet’ Chris? Were Gabby and Marcelle the real deal? And does Camilla really like Jamie, particularly after failing the lie detector test?
The thought of being trapped on a remote island with the partner of your dreams got me thinking, and when I watched the record amount of ‘essential’ shoes Tyla packed into her suitcase after being dumped, I was left wondering which sex toy essentials that I would take to a remote island to enjoy a string of potential lovers?
My Desert Island Sex Toys
The Give Pleasure Love Box Arousal Oil Mini Vibe Cock Ring Lube and Wipes Kit from Simply Pleasure is a one stop shop for your sexual needs, so it’s ideal for a remote island.
Special oils build arousal for her whilst a cheeky roll of the die gives a sexy instruction. You can tease and thrill with a powerful mini vibrator before slipping on a vibrating cock ring to enhance mutual pleasure. Slippery lubricants enhance sensation and expandable wipes help to keep sex toys bacteria free between uses. In short, this pack contains everything that you need for a few weeks of sun, sea and sex.
COCK CANDY Oral Sex Gel with Cherry Flavour from MEO is an oral sex gel that provides delicious way to enhance oral sex.
For best results, add a few drops to your partner’s private parts before oral sex and experience a delicious cherry flavour as you bring them to climax. If food becomes scarce on your remote island, a few drops of this edible gel will transform any meal into a culinary delight.
Although you have your partner for company, entertainment on remote islands can be pretty scarce so remember to pack the Monogamy Game from Lovehoney with your desert island sex toys kit.
This lively game is the perfect way to spice up your sex life using fun activities and sexy challenges. Because there are so many cards to choose from, no two games are ever the same, so it’s the perfect way to keep things interesting on the island.
For gay men seeking an all in one kit to enjoy on the island, Bondara came up trumps with the Ultimate Gay Sex Toys Bundle. With butt plugs galore, the bundle contains everything gay men need to have a ‘rear’ly good time on the island.
Experiment with prostate play, enjoy longer and harder erections using a cock ring and combine this with a luxurious, long lasting lubricant. The Bondara sex toy cleaner keeps your sex toys bacteria free between uses.
There is no better way to celebrate some alone time on an island than with a cheeky wank on the sand. The Fifty Shades of Grey Secret Touching Vibrator is a great way to indulge in an afternoon of alfresco masturbation.
Soft bumps graze your clit with every stroke and two sets of batteries ensure that there is plenty in the tank. With nothing to disturb you but the sound of the sea breeze, stroking your way to a knee trembling climax has never been so easy.
Sexually transmitted infections do not discriminate. So even on a desert island you have to stay safe! Luckily, Lovehoney have the perfect selection of condoms for a desert island sex toys bundle to keep you safe during your stay. The ONE Mixed Pleasures Condoms pack (buy from Lovehoney USA or Lovehoney UK) contains an assortment of different textures and flavours to enhance safe sex during your stay.
During the dark evenings, let your partner lead the way using glow in the dark novelty condoms, or increase sensation during love making with Dotted 576 Sensations condoms. For a more realistic experience, ultra-thin condoms help to increase sensation.
Your Desert Island Sex Toys?
If you were about to visit a secluded desert island what sex toys would you take?
– Mel MacFarlane
About the writer: Mel MacFarlane is an experienced adult industry copywriter, product reviewer and business consultant. You can find her at her own leading sexuality magazine, Voluptasse.