Rule 34: Weird and Wonderful Fetish Erotica | Zak Jane Keir

Looking for the world’s weirdest erotica? Zak Jane Keir to the rescue…

Most people with more than a passing interest in erotic entertainment know, these days, that there’s more to kink than what a former employer of mine used to request by way of cover art – ‘Leather, rubber, tits, arse, whip!’ A quick search for weird fetishes on Buzzfeed throws up more than 20 articles, and even if some of them are repetitive clickbait, they do show that plenty of people have plenty of interesting preferences.

When I decided to put together a collection of sexy stories featuring ‘unusual kinks’, I did wonder what I might be letting myself (and Sexy Little Pages) in for, and reminded authors that weird/challenging/different did NOT include anything unethical or likely to land us all behind bars. The majority of the submissions received for the anthology were wonderful: I got far more perfectly usable material than I actually had room for. Of the ones that didn’t make the cut, some were great stories but just not weird enough; some had a great concept but not enough of a story, and one or two suffered from having picked the same niche turn on as another writer whose offering was just that little bit hotter.

I’m happy with the final selection, and I hope all our readers will be, too. Here’s a couple of quick tasters to tempt you…

From Chasmophilia by Arden de Winter

Isla shifted, bringing her front fully against the cave floor. Damp rock scraped against soft flesh; the icy rasp of rain-soaked stone and earth slickening her front and back. Where basalt met skin, goosebumps erupted; her nipples as hard as the rock she ground them against as she moved herself along, inch by inch.

Rule 34 Weird and Wonderful Fetish Erotica Zak Jane Keir Weirdest EroticaShe leaned into the painful caress, arching her pelvis into the ready earth. Her breasts rubbed across the unforgiving rock as she squirmed along the chilly passageway, flesh quivering with pleasure and fatigue; a heady dichotomy of sensations.

The impossible weight of tons upon tons of stone and earth pressed down on her, heavy and insistent. Grinding into her. Grinding her down.

Like a demanding lover.

Her heart pounded; Isla’s panted breaths tight and shallow as her ribcage fought against the unyielding walls of the crawlway. Stale, shiftless cave air sluiced silt across the back of her tongue as she choked on tiny flecks of gravel; lungs burning with the torment of too short a breath.

Her vision danced, tiny pinpricks of light swirling before her. Yet, even as her heart hammered in her chest, the rest of her body exulted. Fear quickened her pulse, but it was something else, entirely, that found her own entrance slick and ready.

From Tell Me If It Hurts by Elizabeth Coldwell

Shoes, socks, jeans and shirt were soon placed in a neat pile on the chair provided. Simon hesitated for just a moment before reaching for the waistband of his pale blue shorts. Taking them off would mean losing the last vestiges of his modesty. “Do hurry up. I haven’t got all day,” Dr Vesnina snapped, stinging him into action.

Rule 34 Weird and Wonderful Fetish Erotica Zak Jane Keir World's Weirdest EroticaPulling the shorts down hastily, he threw them on to the chair. He fought the urge to cover his cock with his hands. Already, it was standing up almost to his navel.

“Just look at that pathetic little thing,” the dentist said to Svetlana, discussing him as though he wasn’t even in the room. Simon knew the last thing his cock could be called was “pathetic” – he was bigger, by a good couple of inches, than any other man he knew, and at least one of his ex-girlfriends had complained that, if anything, he was too big – but somehow his brain was hard-wired to respond to insults and humiliation. Being belittled in this way only caused him to stiffen more, and a bead of juice to weep from the slit in his helmet.


Rule 34: if it exists, someone’s kinky for it.

Rule 34 Weird and Wonderful Fetish Erotica Zak Jane Keir World's Weirdest EroticaAway from those high-end fetish clubs, alpha billionaires and join-the-dots BDSM ‘journeys’, there are almost limitless possibilities for the erotic imagination. Rule 34 contains ten very different stories of uncommon desires and strange, lustful obsessions. Some are delicious, some will unsettle you, some might even make you cry.

There’s a sexy skeleton, a dominatrix dentist, an innovative method of combining two incompatible fetishes, an office affair with a difference, and many more surprises inside. If you’ve ever had a fantasy too surreal to share with anyone else, you are definitely not alone. Take a walk on the weird side: you won’t regret it.

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