My Life is a Reality TV Show

TMI Tuesday

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions are inspired by reality TV shows from the USA and UK. They have been provided by Virtual Sin and The Pleasure Principle. If you’d like to join in with TMI Tuesday yourself, it’s easy. All you have to do is copy the questions from the new post at TMI Tuesday blog each week to your own blog or website, then answer them. Make sure you both link back to TMI Tuesday from your post, and then leave a comment on the TMI Tuesday blog post for that week with where everyone can find your answers.

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(Sex Sent Me To The ER) Did you ever have to seek medical attention for a sex-related problem (aside from routine care, STDs etc)?

No, I’ve always managed to avoid A&E after sex, thankfully. I’ve had lots of bruises, bleeding and pains but nothing that left me in Casualty!

(Survivor) Have you ever been stranded anywhere with a group of strangers?

I don’t think so. Does the first day in a new office count?

(The Amazing Race) Have you ever had a free-form, play-it-by-ear international trip or done a scavenger hunt whose clues/challenges took you out of your home country or state?

No, I’ve never done anything like this. I like my holidays to be planned and I like to know where I’m going.

(Marriage Boot Camp) Have you ever had group couples therapy? How did that work out?

No, never had group or even regular couples counselling.

(Airline) Have you been involved in a contentious situation with any airline personnel. Tell us what happened?

No but I have slagged off their choice of lipstick behind their back. I guess that doesn’t count.

(What Not To Wear) Have you ever had a complete makeover–hair, fashion/wardrobe, huge weight-loss? Did you do this on your own or did a spouse, friend, significant other encourage the change? Tell us about your transformation.

Well I went from a UK size 16 to a UK size 8 in less than a year. I’d had a baby the year before and I was sick of feeling the way I felt at that size. After a Christmas party where I wore a large dress and everyone else wore tiny cocktail dresses, I knew I had to change – for me. I wasn’t happy. I spent the next 10 months on a strict diet and lost the weight. It’s mostly back on now though -sighs-. Another baby! Good job they’re worth it.

Back to the diet it is.

(How Clean Is Your House?) Have you ever had a guest or relative visit your home and blatantly criticize its cleanliness, orderliness and/or actually clean or rearrange things with or without your permission?

No I try to get it tidied up before people come round, but I don’t think I’m naturally a messy or unhygienic person anyway. I like the minimal feel so I hate clutter around the place. If someone came to my house and tried to rearrange things, they’d suddenly find themselves on the doorstep without a welcome to return.

Bonus:  What is it? Explain how you would use it.

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Without looking it up, it seems to be some kind of male masturbator which you plug into a car cigarette lighter to power. But it can’t be, can it? That would be odd. Why would they make that?

-Googles-

Ah yes, it is that. The Auto Suck: Road Head Simulator. How amusing!

 

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– Cara Sutra

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