Friction burns, forgotten sex toys and a ball pool perversion

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So I have been a good girl with masturbation month so far, masturbating at least once a day. The only trouble is… well… I’m a little bit sore. I’m thinking this is probably because I’m using the same sex toy in the same way, every day. The iGino One is just so easy and discreet to use,  simple to recharge and just… convenient. However it’s also incredibly powerful, so much so that I hadn’t even realised I tend to use it on my clit through a portion of my labia over the top to one side, to cushion the effect slightly. It’s like I’m starting to develop a callus, the same as a guitar player might get on the tips of his or her fingers from overuse of the pads during strumming and guitar playing. Have you ever heard of callused genitalia? I hadn’t. And no, it’s not the same as warts, thankyouverymuch. This is most definitely from overuse of the skin in that area.

With this in mind, and not wanting to give up on my goal of masturbating every day during masturbation month, I spent some time this morning rifling through boxes of sex toys in my storage room. I can’t keep them all in my bedroom there’s just far too many. To be honest, I have a silly amount of sex toys now. I wish more could be sterilised and given away, swapped or sold. But there we go. I won’t throw good sex toys away and I have too many to use on a regular basis. Perhaps I could start up some kind of rota system… ~ponders~

I had started sorting out my office storage room last week and those of you who follow me on Instagram will have seen the bin loads of toy-crap that I was throwing out. I had thought that I’d thrown away most if not all the detritus, but this morning unearthed another bin liner full of rubbish, mostly packaging. I don’t like throwing sex toy boxes away, for some reason. I don’t keep all my sex toys in the original boxes; I’d say I keep about 25% in the original boxes, just toys I want to own but that I don’t use regularly enough to keep them out and about or even just in a storage pouch. The other 75% are either in storage pouches in boxes or they’re in the enviable position of being by the bed, at my charging locations through the office or in the bedroom, or just on my desk to be gazed upon adoringly then snatched up to accompany me on sneaky afternoon masturbation breaks.

I now have several boxes labelled with what they contain: butt toys, 2 boxes of bondage, 2 boxes of vibes, a box of dildos, a box of glass, a box and a drawer full of chargers, hitty things and a box of boxed up toys. There’s a couple of large boxes of bondage bits in my external storage unit; I’ll have to organise those at some other time. I have two boxes full of the nicest packaging I’ve received, simply because it’s pretty and I can’t bear to chuck it out. I’m weird, I know. So there’s two boxes of empty LELO, njoy, We Vibe, Oh Mi Bod and other boxes sitting in the stone outhouse now, taped up.

All of this simply because I was looking for masturbation month alternatives to a callused clit area. I would use my Doxy more (read: ALL the time) but it’s quite noisy and we have paper thin walls and a rude (in the blue way) mother in law that wouldn’t let me live it down. I DID however enjoy a sneaky Doxy-ride on Friday night getting ready for a night out – which you’ll also know if you follow my Instagram, the night out I mean not the Doxy-ride – because I had loud music on which covered the jack hammer effect. Sighs. Memories of that ride still ebbing in my clitoral region.

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ANYWAY the result is that I have found a few toys that I’d stored away safely during the house move of early January, sex toys which I love but which I’d forgotten about what with the new ones arriving all the time! I know this probably sounds very dreamy and idyllic but it does tend to reach a ‘warehouse’ state – it’s truly lovely having sex toys everywhere but I have to work hard to get past the professional mindset (I’ve thus far avoided wall shelves and zones in my storage room) and still view sex toys as the sensual, fun, playful and exciting objects they are.

Happily, I skipped over to the house to plug in my FORM 2 (which I haven’t ever reviewed! shock), the Swan Whooper (how I have missed thee!), set my Icicles Glass Dildo/Whip and under bed restraints on the bed and get the LELO candle ready on my side of the bed too. I also dug out a pile of bullet vibrators which I really should do a comparison post about at some time (comment if you want one!). The We Vibe Tango and the Tracey Cox/50 Shades bullets really stand out for me, the Oh Mi Bod and the Jopen – not so much. Understatement. The RO-80 is great too.

Looks like a fun few weeks of working my way through some forgotten territory of my toy collection as I plough forwards with masturbation month.

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One odd fantasy that’s stuck in my head and refuses to budge is being naked and frolicking in a ball pool. I think this started because I visited a big play gym the other week on a very innocent, family day out.. and the sensation of the balls in the ball pool were very pleasant on the skin. I found myself wondering what it would be like to have a more adult themed, strictly 18+ ball pool party. Or possibly even take over a play gym/soft activity warehouse for the night with some friends. Yeah, those kinda friends. Bikinis or naked? To add food play or keep it clean, skin to skin? Perhaps just a squirt of lube in the ball pool, help them glide over our bodies, frottaging and enjoying each others hands and bodies, both external and dipping tongues and fingers inside, a total perversion of what would usually be a scene of purity and innocence.

I’m off to check whether my Swan vibe’s charged yet…

– Cara Sutra

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