It’s another fill in the blanks – blankety blank for this week’s TMI Tuesday and I can’t resist them.
I’m what you might call a Fill Me In Floozy.
1. My favourite month is December because of coal fires, cuddles, Cointreau and Christmas!
2. Sex and masturbation after relatives have outstayed their welcome feels just like a fresh breeze.
3. I love a good double penetration session with After Eight and Chocolate Orange segments.
4. Lesbian oral pleasuring is what I like to have as a treat for breakfast but violent anal fisting is what I want for dessert.
5. The hobby I enjoy most is forcing naughty boys to suck my heels clean while I fuck my bare pussy with a glass dildo and a wand vibrator.
6. It’s amazing how many people talk to a heavenly being after sex & masturbation by shouting ‘God’ after oh my!
7. I understand there’s no beginning to my sanity.
8. Private party in my inside. (You’re all invited)
Bonus: What is it? Explain how you would use it.
I must confess that I didn’t know on this one! It looked like some kind of squashed bug inside a ripped open condom wrapper. So I cheated and used Google Image Search. I was curious, ok? 🙂
It’s an artificial ‘virginal’ hymen, and my thoughts on the fact that this exists deserves a ranty blog post all of their own which I just might do if you’re unlucky.
Til next time! Fancy playing along? Just visit the TMI Tuesday blog and answer the questions on your own webspace every Tuesday, with a link back to the site. Simples!
– Cara Sutra