Look at this stuff,
Isn’t it neat,
Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete,
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl, the girl who has, everything
Look at this drawer, treasures untold,
how many sex toys can one cupboard hold,
Looking in my room you’d think,
Sure, she’s got everything
I’ve got bullets and dildos aplenty,
I’ve got chargers and batteries galore,
You want luxury toys? I’ve got 20.
But who cares? No big deal…
I want more
I wanna buzz, how the bloggers buzz,
I wanna write, wanna write my feedback,
Trying out all of those…
What dya call ’em?
Oh, lubes
Demanding freebies you don’t get too far,
A blog is required for testing, writing,
Turning orgasms into…
What’s that word again?
Reviews
Oh how they buzz, oh how they come,
Oh how they test ’em all day one by one…
Wish it was me,
Wish I could be,
Part of that world
What would I give, if I could live
Without my day job
What would I say, to spend all day
warm in my bed
Betcha in blogs, no duvet hogs
Bet they don’t leave you in the wet spot
Lovely ladies, nothing shady,
then there’s the men…
Ready to write
what the bloggers write
Sending my emails
getting free sex toys
What’s in this lube
And why does it …
what’s the word?
Burn
When’s it my turn,
Wouldn’t I love,
To explore that haven of buzz…
Finished my tea,
Ready to be,
Part of that world
– Cara Sutra
Haha, this is amazing! So creative and relatable x
This is great haha 😀
I just sang all of this! Woohoo! Would have loved to sing this out loud but my mom is right next door. =P