1. Would you rather be smart or awesome? Why?
Smart. I couldn’t bear to be awesome but utterly stupid.
2. Would you rather french kiss a cat or pleasure a frog?
French kiss a cat. They have anti bacterial tongues you know. Also, they’re pretty sexy, don’t you think?
3. Would you rather live the rest of your life with Darth Vader’s voice or Alvin the Chipmunk’s voice?
Darth Vadar’s voice. Imagine how many people you could really freak out.
4. Would you rather sail the Caribbean on a week long FREE cruise with the ship’s crew and 20 five-year-old children or shovel coal in a coal mine for a month?
The cruise with the kids. That’s not many more kids than I’m used to having around anyway, let’s face it. I note you haven’t said we need to end the week with 20 kids still present and correct. I’m just pointing that out.
5. Would you rather make an obscene phone call to your mother once a week or get a text message from your father every time he’s horny? Why?
Easy. An obscene phone call to my mother. She deserves it. Besides, I already know when my father is horny, he puts it on Facebook. Yeah, I have a weird family. /understatement
6. Would you rather have dinner with all your exes at once or with five guys on death row having their last meal?
With the 5 guys on death row. Thinking about it, can’t these two groups be one and the same? Please?
Bonus: Write one unique question for possible use in a future TMI Tuesday, and submit it as your bonus answer for this week.
If you were seriously offered a million pounds to fuck your lover on a grave, would you?
TMI Tuesday is a weekly blog meme and everyone is welcome to take part