1. If my sex life were a film, it would be rated … ok well it’s a sex life? It can’t be any less than 18. But the hardcore version. The type you can’t sell on the internet.
2. I’ve got a body for fisting and a face for gagging.
3. It’s extremely sexy when a guy/girl is one and the same, then lets me dress them up and play with them. With cages involved.
4. Doing stuff naked makes me paranoid. (Ok, not sexy, sorry. But still.)
5. In the morning, I am always desperately seeking coffee.
6. I would love to have sex in the clear blue waters of the Caribbean sea.
Bonus: Roses are ____ , Violets are ____ , YOU CREATE THE REST OF THE POEM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Who cares about flowers,
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