Stampy Pants Rant: Steak and Blow Job Day

Steak and Blow Job Day

An official stampy pants rant

Am I the only one who thinks steak and blow job day is a pile of crap?

Official Stampy Pants RantRight, so let’s get this straight.

Valentine’s Day, February 14th. A day when loving couples and people in loving relationships get to celebrate the intimate and close feelings that should be there all the time, by treating each other to significant trinkets or gifts, exchanging cards and spending some quality time together being romantic.

Note: Not just men doing this for female partners, but women to men, men to women, women to women, men to men. All loving and romantic relationships.

But apparently men have resented this day of love and romance. For now, on March 14th, there has come about Steak and Blow Job Day. I mean, really?

That’s what men want, is it? Recognition for being SO lovely on Valentine’s Day, for deigning to even think in terms of romance, for valuing their relationship for a WHOLE day, that the month after, they need a steak dinner and a suck off session to recover?

Get a fucking grip.

Cancel Valentine’s Day if you wish. If you hate it that much, don’t do it. In fact, if you don’t really like the idea of romance and treating your partner to even one day of feeling significant and special, perhaps you should reassess whether you should be in the relationship at all.

Yeah, I know. I hear you. It’s just a joke! Lighten up. Don’t take it to heart.

This is precisely the sort of thing women don’t need. A day to cave in to yet more misogynistic ramblings about what women should be doing for their men. UG.

You want a steak? You cook it.

You want a blow job? Act like a loving partner and have some fucking respect and decency and it may just happen – without you having to force and designate a whole fucking day for its attention.

If there’s one thing the world doesn’t need, its men trying to make their default setting of ‘bow down and worship my penis’ into an official statement – that even worse, is accepted by the masses.

Steak and Blow Job Day. ~spits~

 

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3 COMMENTS

  1. I agree. How about we get a clean the house and watch the kids day?? where we get to sit and do nothing but drink beer and watch sports all while hollering from the TV room ” Baby can you bring me another beer and have you seen my smokes”

  2. You’ve answered your own comment – if Valentine’s Day is unnecessary because it could be any day, then steak and BJ day is totally unnecessary too. By the way if you want to see the people behind the campaign and how they really think, I suggest you check out their Twitter feed and see how they handle any negativity. Trading insults on social media isn’t really the mark of a fantastic campaign, whatever it’s meant to be for or in aid of.

    I am certainly not anti giving steaks or blow jobs (see my sex diary here) – but this day is insulting in more ways than the veneer. It’s binary, heteronormative and is not a good replacement or addition to Valentine’s Day. It’s not about us and them as in men and women – the world isn’t simply ‘male’ or ‘female’ and not everyone is in a hetero relationship. This day belongs back in the 80s, if it has to exist at all.

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