Clone-A-Willy Tips: 10 Alternative Uses For A Cloned Penis

Clone-A-Willy Tips: 10 Alternative Uses For A Cloned Penis

Stuck for ideas now you’ve got a cloned penis after using the famous Clone-A Willy kit? Or maybe you’re looking for inspiration to buy your clone-a-penis kit? Enjoy these 10 lighthearted Clone-A-Willy tips!

  1. Clone-A-Willy Tips: 10 Alternative Uses For A Cloned PenisIntimate hoopla game. For extra LOLZ, suggest using hula hoops.
  2. Fix to your bathroom wall to create a glory-ous feature that is sure to leave an impression on your guests.
  3. Eye catching paperweight in a busy office. Guarantees no paperwork theft. Or dates.
  4. Enjoy the enthusiasm of somebody wanting to play with it. Puppy chew toy.
  5. A fantastic way to meet uniformed officials. Pop it in your flight bag when travelling abroad.
  6. Stick it in your jacket pocket then rob a bank. SEXILY. “Stick it up!”
  7. Dinner party table centre piece. Do your relatives always gobble down all the nosh? Not any more. Win!
  8. Starved of attention? Claim you bought it at the Boots cosmetic counter and refuse to leave until they give you a refund.
  9. Mother in law pissing you off? Give this as a birthday present & enjoy peaceful awkward silences from then on.
  10. Get on TV the easy way. Super glue this to the side of your neck. Embarrassing Bodies – new star!

Buy a Clone-A-Willy Kit

In order to try out these amazing uses for a cloned willy, you will need a Clone a Willy Kit.

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I’m sure you have some ideas about how you can use a cloned willy yourself. But none as awesomely fantastic as these, right?!

Clone-A-Willy Reviews

Clone-A-Willy Kits

If you’d like to read honest user reviews of the Clone-A-Willy kits, you’re in luck. You can find Clone-A-Willy reviews here at the Cara Sutra sex blog, which will also reveal that there’s a Clone-A-Pussy kit available too. No-one needs to feel left out!

Here’s an excerpt from the Clone-A-Willy review:

“The clone itself is actually quite remarkably detailed.

I honestly hadn’t expect the goopy moulding gel to be able to produce such a detailed mould, so that was a pleasant surprise to us both; the various veins, ridges, and contours can easily be seen.”

I hope you’ve enjoyed these Clone-A-Willy tips and they’ve given you a proper giggle. If you have any more wacky and funny ideas for what to do with a cloned penis, feel free to comment below!

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