- Intimate hoopla game. For extra LOLZ, suggest using hula hoops.
- Fix to your bathroom wall to create a glory-ous feature that is sure to leave an impression on your guests.
- Eye catching paperweight in a busy office. Guarantees no paperwork theft. Or dates.
- Enjoy the enthusiasm of somebody wanting to play with it. Puppy chew toy.
- A fantastic way to meet uniformed officials. Pop it in your flight bag when travelling abroad.
- Stick it in your jacket pocket then rob a bank. SEXILY. “Stick it up!”
- Dinner party table centre piece. Do your relatives always gobble down all the nosh? Not any more. Win!
- Starved of attention? Claim you bought it at the Boots cosmetic counter and refuse to leave until they give you a refund.
- Mother in law pissing you off? Give this as a birthday present & enjoy peaceful awkward silences from then on.
- Get on TV the easy way. Super glue this to the side of your neck. Embarrassing Bodies – new star!
In order to try out these amazing uses for a cloned willy, you will need a Clone a Willy Kit. I’m sure you have some ideas about how you can use a cloned willy yourself. But none as awesomely fantastic as these, right?!
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