Official Fifty Shades of Grey Sex Toys
On the 22nd of October my Dad, Stepmother and I went out for a celebratory meal and we got to chatting about Fifty Shades of Grey. Yes, Fifty Shades of Grey has officially become appropriate family dinner conversation, with my Stepmother revealing she had read the trilogy a second time while enjoying a cruise around The Med. Guess the old gal is hooked!
I’m not sure if they’d kept up to speed with the work I’ve been doing recently, there has always been an accepted but need-to-know attitude toward my vocation. If I’m going to pop up on a programme they watch or in a paper they read, I give them a little notice. It’s only kind to forewarn your family if their first born’s views on sex are going to appear in light bite reading on the morning commute or be the topic of work-based banter.
I previously wrote that Fifty Shades has been dominating my life, and to be honest that statement is more true than ever. Virtually every piece I’m commissioned to write at the moment has something to do with those books and I really have grown to love them for the effect they’ve had on our culture. Talking about sex has never been more healthy, normal or expected.
Earlier this year, Lovehoney secured the rights to release a range of sex toys and bondage gear aimed at Fifty Shades fans looking to experiment. The range of Pleasure Products (Official Fifty Shades of Grey Sex Toys) were designed closely with E L James to bring the paraphernalia in the book to life, as well as adding some must-tries for those already reaping the rewards of the seeds sewn by the book. After months of hard work by everyone involved, the products have finally gone live on Lovehoney.co.uk.
In silky-soft satin, silicone, faux leather and stainless steel, the range has a sophisticated look and feel that is a far cry from the traditional back-room style of the sex toys we’ve come to know and love. Each product is elegantly packaged and well finished to assure your sexual experimentation is given the best-possible chance of being a mind-blowing success.
Playfully named with a nod to the original texts and accompanied by quotes from the book, the Official Fifty Shades of Grey Sex Toys range stands to be a top Christmas seller with Fifty fans as well as couples looking for something a little bit special to play with over the holidays.
9 piece range of Official Fifty Shades of Grey Sex Toys features 3 vibrators, 2 sets of silver balls (a set of heavy metal balls and a lighter, larger set of jiggle balls), a vibrating cock ring, a glass dildo wand and 2 anal toys priced between £12.99 and £24.99.
10 beautiful BDSM products provide the lucky owners with a sensual way to experiment with soft bondage, full body restraint and sensory play in the bedroom. Starting off at the softer side with blindfolds and leading up to bed restraint and flogging, there are pieces to suit every shade of kinky exploration. 2 complete bondage kits, a wrist tie, a pair of silver handcuffs, 2 different blindfolds, a spanking paddle, a riding crop and a flogger whip are already available with the addition of a pair of tweezer nipple clamps to follow soon. Priced between £11.99 and £49.99, the range can be used individually or combined with other products to tailor to your submissive and dominant fantasies.
Now all I need to ask myself is if my Stepmother and Father would be appreciative of a Fifty Shades of Grey Christmas present? Perhaps if I team my offerings with a bottle of single malt, it might not be a bad shout… as collectors’ items, of course. 😉
– Hella Rude
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