You say it’s your birthday

These questions and answers are being posted as part of the weekly TMI Tuesday Blog Meme.

This week’s TMI Tuesday theme is… Birthdays

(This week’s birthday TMI questions suggested by Heelsnstocking)

1. What star sign are you?


2. Do you believe in horoscopes?

Only when they fit with what my mind wants to hear.

3. When is your birthday?

26 July

4. What’s the worst birthday gift a partner has given you?

A bin and some rubber gloves. We’re divorced now.

5. Are you organised when it comes to other people’s birthdays?

Not as organised as I’d like to be, these days! I used to be. Life, kids and the rest seem to make time get eaten up so fast and before I know it, it’s birthdays popping up out of nowhere!

6. How do you normally celebrate your birthday?

With my lovers, going out for a meal, spending time being naughty in bed together, opening presents, eating cake, drinking wine and having fun.

7. If you could be one age again what would it be? Why?

Difficult question. I could say I wish I were 18 again, but I was unhappy. I could wish I were in my early 20s, but I was unhappily married and hadn’t met my lovers yet.

I wish I could Groundhog Day my 30th birthday, which is when I spent all day in bed with my two lovers. It’s our anniversary, the time I officially joined them, as well as a fantastic birthday in bed, kissing, drinking, fucking and more. It was perfect.

8. What would be your ideal birthday treat?

Apart from revisiting my 30th? I have an extreme luxury hotel fetish (extreme fetish for them, not a fetish for extreme hotels). I would want to be with my lovers in a 5 star hotel, somewhere hot, with a personal pool, staff, the most exquisite en-suite, fully stocked mini bar, a vast sumptuous bedroom area and champagne on ice.

I would have packed an array of deliciously provocative lingerie as well as a plethora of naughty implements and toys…

The memories we would make… delicious.

Bonus: Tell us your best birthday memory?

As stated above, my 30th!

Bonus, Bonus: May we see you in your birthday suit? (post a photo)

Not right now, maybe later? 😉 If you look carefully I have posted semi nude and a topless picture here and there around both this site and my online profiles…



If it is your birthday today or soon… Happy Birthday!





  1. Your answer to #2 was much like Jill’s.

    The bin and rubber gloves gift was pretty fucked up. Smart move getting rid of the culprit.

    We like your mention of wanting to “Groundhog Day” your thirtieth birthday. Sounds like an amazing event and you are right to want to revisit it.

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