Sexy New Year’s Resolutions 2012
… or should I say sex-solutions!
Happy New Year everyone.
- Sex. Daily if possible. Dammit – as many times a day as possible!
- Utilise my PVC sheet for all kinds of filthy decadence and inappropriate behaviour. I’m thinking more gateaux and icecream but golden showers a possibility.
- Learn how to wee in front of ‘him’. Then on him. Then when he’s inside me. Kinky.
- Send my Cara Sutra email newsletter at least once a week.
- Write at least one erotic blog post a week.
- Have some new kinky and erotic photographs taken by resident professional photographer.
- Get my eyebrows shaped/waxed regularly
- Get my nipples pierced
- Get my horizontal clitoral hood piercing
- Keep them keen – get myself lean and even more mean. I have almost 2 stone to lose from the festive feeding frenzy and I WILL lose it!
Hope I make it…
What are your resolutions for 2012?