As Christian Grey famously said: “Sweet Jesus you’re wearing stockings”. I’ve always been a stockings-girl, even during summer and whilst living in the sauna-box that is Australia.
When I saw there was an erotic audio book up for review I jumped at the chance. I thought it might be exciting laying there listening to some erotica and playing at the same time. Easier than trying to hold a book or tablet while playing, I'd have both hands free!
An erotic collection of stories by the sexperts at Penthouse Variations magazine, PENTHOUSE VARIATIONS. This review is for the paperback version of the Penthouse Variations on Anal book.
Ohhh my goodness guys. You will not believe what a read this is. I’m not sure if I meant that facetiously or not. Mostly, I’m just sitting here, not believing it.
Contouring appears to be the newest makeup craze. What happened to the days of getting it all wrong? Of applying foundation that was four shades too dark in the hope you'd look like you had a sun kissed style, like you were a super cool beach babe? No? Just me?...tragic.
By Livvy Libertine: Welcome to my first Pleasure Panel review on one of my new favorite porn anthologies, the Penthouse Variations on Quickies. The book has 248 pages and was a pretty quick read for me, despite needing to take a few breaks here and there for an orgasm or two.
By JM88: I was so excited to be offered the chance to test the DONA Naughty Sinful Spring Linen Spray, although I must admit to being a bit sceptical of anything that claims to enhance sexual arousal by using pheromones, aphrodisiacs or any such thing. But hey, lets not judge it until I have tried it!
By Eliza93Marie: I have somewhat recently become a curvy girl, and I have a very good sex life. However, like many other women, I struggle with body confidence and don't always feel comfortable in my own skin. My nose is too big, my belly hangs over my pants and my butt is big and flat all at the same time.
By Gypsy Librarian: This story was really good. It certainly leaves readers wanting more, making us curious how the new couple will fare. Though Nera is a full adult in the story (Nera's Need by Kaelan Rhywiol), she still feels like a young person, which gives the story a bit of “coming of age” angle.
By Meitiman: I feel like most people have a strong feeling about Valentine’s Day. Either they dismiss it entirely as just another day that has been twisted into an excuse to sell products (i.e. – candy, flowers, and lingerie) or they feel it is a sacred holiday to celebrate love and watch out if you’re the crazy man who breaks a girl’s heart on Valentine’s Day. The Red Hots Valentine Anthology caters to the latter half.
By Random Red Rose: Reading always thrills me. I can become so immersed in a plot with all of it's twists and turns, its characters and scenarios, that I almost forget to do anything else. Housework is neglected as I sit there eagerly turning the pages (even in digital format). When Cara wanted a Pleasure Panel volunteer to review Mothmen by Kaelan Rhywiol I jumped at the chance.
By Shady Shania: Upon opening the box, I was a bit overwhelmed with the actual length and did have a brief moment of ‘Oh My God’. The Riodong 9.5 Inch Dildo was within a plastic bag in the box and also came with a very nice fabric bag for storage. Upon opening the bag, there is a slight smell of the materials used, it was not unpleasant, but after a quick wash with warm water and a wipe with a sex toy cleaner wipe, it certainly did not smell as much.
By Cara Sutra: The third sex toy I’m reviewing from the Lyps Bag of Dicks, the Lyps Aphrodite Rabbit Vibrator, filled me with a little more hope than the battery powered mess that’s also known as the Lyps Holly. Would it fill me with pleasure too? I was looking forward to finding out.
By Eliza93Marie: Riodong 8.25 Inch Dildo review: I have never really been known to like dildos. I have also never tried such a realistic looking dildo. Of course, I’m always up to try new things. To be honest, my expectations for this phallic dildo were rather low. Not because of the product quality, because I thought I knew nothing of the company, but rather because I general like textured toys to have lots of well pronounced ridges and bumps. When I saw the product was up for grabs, I was genuinely interested to find out what it would do for my body. Until the thing arrived.
By CandySnatch: When Cara was looking for reviewers for some Tracy’s Dog dildos I was quick to volunteer. I love a good dildo and the one Cara allocated me sounded fantastic. I was looking forward to trying the Tracy's Dog Double Silicone Thick Dildo.
By Stickywicket: When I saw the request for a review on the Riodong 7.75 Inch Suction Cup Dildo With Balls I initially didn't think of putting my name forward. Silicone non-vibrating dildos always seemed a bit vanilla for me. Then when I was reviewing another toy at the same time I thought what the hey, it's something new and surely I wouldn't know what I thought of the dildo unless it's given a bit of a testing, so let's tell Cara I'm up for it.
By Candy Snatch: When Cara asked for a reviewer for the amazingly titled Jesus Christ: Porn Star by Mary Magdalene I literally jumped at the chance. I found the title alone so mischievous and enticing, I just had to read this story! I was lucky enough to be selected and couldn’t wait to read the book.
By Eliza93Marie: This poetry collection (BDSM Poetry by CA Bell) was sent to me as a reviewer of the Pleasure Panel. The author requested a review of her collection, I was happy to help. I love poetry and have since I was in high school. Know I love it, but I also am no master poet. I have no idea how to review a poem, but I will do my best.
By Delilahxx: Many thanks to Cara for sending me BDSM: A Guide for Explorers of Extreme Eroticism, by Ayzad to review. I consider myself a beginner in BDSM, have tried a few things, but there is still lots more I'd like to explore. One of my main loves is spanking. I was really interested to read this book, to find out more about BDSM.
By K: I wanted to like Femme Fatale: The Agency by CA Bell. I really did. I like spy-type crime stories involving secret agents, mystery, fancy outfits and gadgets. I also like erotica. The Agency, the first in the series of Femme Fatale by CA Bell, should have been my jam. The blurb promised a tale of deception, split-second decisions, sexual tension and subterfuge.