Strap-On Dildo Reviews

One of the biggest misconceptions about the strap-on dildo is that this is a sex toy that is only suitable for pegging or for lesbian couples. However, when you dig a little deeper and read through my strap-on dildo reviews, you'll find that this is an extremely versatile and exciting sex toy.

If you haven't used a strap-on dildo before and want to conduct a little research before committing to a product, the Cara Sutra sex blog is the perfect place to start. I have reviewed everything from a realistic strap-on dildo, g-spot dildo, beginners strap-on, a large strap-on dildo and even a strapless dildo. All the products that I review receive a score, so those who are in a rush can pick out the highest rated products if they choose. Many of the reviews have been completed by myself, but I work alongside guest reviewers who have varying ranges of strap-on experience. This enables readers to explore the experiences of both strap on beginners and experts alike.

All my strap-on dildo reviews provide honest feedback about each product and contain lots of photographs. This enables you to examine the quality and aesthetic of the strap on before you commit to a purchase. However, if you spot a strap on that isn't featured within my selection of strap on reviews, or you have a question that hasn't been answered, please do not hesitate to get in touch and I will do my best to source the product or get the answer for you.

Related: My big guide to strap-on dildos

Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£125.00
Wait until you see the sinuous creature I’m reviewing this month: the Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo! So many thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for yet another huge and delicious beast for me to straddle, tame and ride.

Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£130.00
Have you ever fantasised about having sex with a robot? Android sex fascinates plenty of us. The emotionless functionality. The relentless motion. The efficiency. Well, the sex toy I’m reviewing today will certainly be of interest...

Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£115.00
Ever fantasised about a sinuous tentacle sensually probing your most intimate parts? Then you’ll absolutely love what I’m reviewing this month. Each month I’m sharing my thoughts & experiences of a different Mr Hankey’s sex toy, and this time I’m featuring the Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo.

Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£123.00
Not only is this wonderfully designed dildo a big, chunk of silicone to bear down on, there’s the alien-theme design to it which adds a fun psychological twist. It’s less chest-burster and more cunt-fucker, thankfully, and I’ve never been happier for my body to be used as a host. The ‘breeder’ part of the toy’s name gives rise to other kinky & perverse fantasies, leading to some extremely hot role play...

Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£103.00
Ever wondered what a perfect penis looks like? Hankey’s Toys have got the answer. And now so do I, because I've been lucky enough to receive the Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo to enjoy, and to review here on the blog...
Sinnovator Cephalopod Tentacle Dildo Review

Sinnovator Cephalopod Tentacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£149.99
Materials:
Silicone
As a fan of ‘creature feature’ and monster-style dildos, I was delighted to be offered the chance to review something from the otherworldly Sinnovator sex toy collection. I chose the glorious purple tentacular delight that is the Sinnovator Cephalopod Dildo!

John Thomas Horny Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Horny is decidedly more abstract of a design than most of the John Thomas Toys range, though the official backstory is that it's the horn of the devil himself. But regardless of the backstory, each ring is a sinful challenge of its own to anyone brave enough to tackle it.

John Thomas Pod Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Officially, John Thomas Toys say that “Pod is an alien life form planted on Earth 88 million years ago by an alien race from Zeroth”. In my unofficial and unsanctioned by Games Workshop capacity, I'm calling it a replica of a pure-strain Genestealer’s tongue. And anyone who’s played Warhammer 40k has probably dreamt about being pleasured by a Genestealer at some point in their life. Well, now’s your chance.
Wildolo Dragon Dildo Review: Large Fantasy Silicone Cock with Suction Cup

Wildolo Dragon Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£50.00
Brand:
HiSmith
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Silicone
This is a sex toy brand from HiSmith, who you’ll know from our enthusiastic sex machine reviews. The Wildolo Dragon Dildo is huge, pretty, silicone and has a suction cup base, and spoiler: I love it.

John Thomas Toys Curly Twirly Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£199.00
Looking for a dildo you can literally screw? John Thomas Toys, purveyors of all kinds of fantasy and monster cocks, has one that might be suitable in the form of the Curly Twirly.

Sinloli Extra Large Sparkly Purple Anal Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£45.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Silicone
It's silicone, massive, marbled galaxy pink and purple colour, and has sparkly glitter bits in. That's at least four of my boxes on "ultimate dildo design wishlist" ticked right there. But you're probably expecting more of a review than that, so read on!

John Thomas Toys Thingy Bob Multi Cock Head Dildo Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£119.00
What's the best part of a dick? I think we can all agree it's the head. So what could possibly be more satisfying than a dildo with a big dick head on it? That's not a rhetorical question: a dildo with FOUR nice big dick heads on it would obviously be better.

John Thomas XTRO Fusion Colour Dildo Review

9 out of 10
XTRO was trying to communicate his dark hunger for me. A series of guttural clicks were followed by a deep angry growl, as he grew impatient for me to understand, let alone reciprocate his need. I tried to scrabble away, but couldn't help myself glancing back to find that wasn't the only thing that was growing. Luminous green drool dripped down his gaping maw, landing on his now huge cock. I froze, but at least I could be confident he didn't want to devour me for dinner.
John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo Review

John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo Review

9 out of 10
I've been interested in trying out some of the JTT range for quite a while, especially as they've had rave reviews from resident reviewer Tigerlily. After much deliberating I chose the Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Sergeant Major butt plug and the Twisted Hog butt plug. This review is for the John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo, and I have the medium size in medium firmness.
John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo Review

John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo Review

9 out of 10
I decided to choose some John Thomas dildos and plugs to review for myself, and opted for the Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Sergeant Major butt plug and the Twisted Hog butt plug. This review is for the John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo, and I have the small size in medium firmness. 

John Thomas Woody Purple Silicone Dildo Review

8 out of 10
The John Thomas Toys Woody is aimed at people who, while watching Lord of the Rings, saw the enormous Ents emerge from the forest, and thought to themselves "I wonder what an Ent's cock looks like? I'd love to fuck one and find out".

John Thomas Toys Parasite Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

8 out of 10
The Parasite is, without doubt, the oddest looking dildo I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of fantasy dildos. But it's that uniqueness that draws me to it. It doesn't look even remotely penis-shaped, and I suspect you could hide it in plain sight on a hallway shelf alongside other movie props and quirky memorabilia. It's pretty hideous, actually, but this is exactly why I was delighted at the thought of getting penetrated by it.

John Thomas Toys Beastli Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Beastli is a gentle demon, really, but his member is so full of devilishly delightful textures that you couldn't possibly say no to such a handsome beast. You'll coax him out of the forest, scream in delight as his demonic head probes your inner depths, and suddenly find yourself taking a detour to those parts of the woods a little more often.

BS Atelier Rainbow Drops Silicone Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£70.00
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
As a past enthusiastic attendee of Manchester Pride, I decided to embrace my love of diversity and acceptance by reviewing a Pride-themed dildo from an online sex shop. When I found out about this particular sex toy in the range, the BS Atelier Rainbow Drops Silicone Dildo, I was over the moon when I was offered it free of charge in return for an honest & thorough review.
Lovehoney 7 Nights of Seduction Lingerie Advent Calendar

Lovehoney Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2020 Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£100.00
***LINKS UPDATED FOR THIS YEAR - CLICK THE GREEN BUTTONS TO BUY BEFORE THEY SELL OUT*** Lovehoney have been releasing new sexy advent calendars every Christmas for a few years now, and they are consistently popular –to the point of selling out entirely, well before Christmas. I was obviously delighted when the team sent me the Lovehoney Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2020 for my review here on the Cara Sutra sex blog. Spoiler: this Christmas countdown calendar is very exciting and well worth the price tag.