Massage Oil Reviews

Whether you're trying to reignite the flames of passion or seeking ways to spice up foreplay, massage oils are an obvious choice. Sensual, slippery and fun to experiment with, oils are a budget friendly product that really help to up the ante in the bedroom. So, which are the best massage oils for you to spend your hard earned spondoolies on? Thankfully, I am here to help, with hundreds of in-depth and honest massage oil reviews for you to read at the Cara Sutra sex blog.

I am a huge fan of sensual touch, so it has been a pleasure to review all of the most trusted massage oil brands in the sex toy industry such as Pjur, System JO, Rocks Off, Bijoux Indiscrets, Shunga Erotic Art and many more of the industry favourites. Although I have reviewed many of these items myself, I have a team of honest massage oil reviewers who I work alongside to ensure that you benefit from a wealth of different viewpoints and experiences.

For those struggling to choose the best massage oil to suit them, I've reviewed lots of different types of product, whether its organic massage oils, lickable massage oil, massage candles, scented massage oils, stimulating massage oils and warming massage oils. My honest massage lotion reviews cover everything from the quality of the product to the quality of the packaging. You'll also see an abundance of pictures and product information within the review that you often won't find on the product description, such as a discussion about ingredients or whether the massage oil is condom friendly.

Earthly Body Strawberry Edible Massage Oil Review

Earthly Body Strawberry Edible Massage Oil Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£16.99
Materials:
Oil
This oil is strawberry flavoured and is designed as an edible massage to ensure an erotic and romantic massage. Although I have a smaller size bottle, the full size bottle of Earthly Body Strawberry Edible Massage Oil you can buy through the links contains 236ml - so it's a decent size for if your planning a night away with some goodies and has an easy unscrew lid to allow access to tip easily onto your partners back or where else you might fancy…
Coconu Coconut Based Lubes Review

Coconu Coconut Based Lubes Review: Water, Oil & CBD Infused Sex Enhancers

9 out of 10
Price:
£20.00
Brand:
Coconu
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Coconut Oil, Water
I was thrilled to receive a Coconu Lubes care bundle recently. Coconu provide carefully crafted personal lubricants and oils infused with coconut water and coconut oil, plus other skin-friendly ingredients. I've been intrigued by the amount of skin and health benefits attributed to coconut - and coconut oil in particular - over the past few years, so I was excited to try out these Coconu Coconut Based Lubes and more. 
Lovehoney 7 Nights of Seduction Lingerie Advent Calendar

Lovehoney Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2020 Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£100.00
***LINKS UPDATED FOR THIS YEAR - CLICK THE GREEN BUTTONS TO BUY BEFORE THEY SELL OUT*** Lovehoney have been releasing new sexy advent calendars every Christmas for a few years now, and they are consistently popular –to the point of selling out entirely, well before Christmas. I was obviously delighted when the team sent me the Lovehoney Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2020 for my review here on the Cara Sutra sex blog. Spoiler: this Christmas countdown calendar is very exciting and well worth the price tag.
System JO All in One Couples Massage Kit Review

System JO All in One Couples Massage Kit Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£12.00
Massage is a welcome foreplay with my wife and me. So much so I invested in a portable massage table.  Gliding my hands over her body, taking liberties to stimulate her thighs, breast, butt, and labia.  Finishing her relaxation with a yoni massage. Love every minute of this, so of course we high-fived each other when we found out that we were getting the System JO All in One Couples Massage Kit.

Pjur Woman Silicone Lubricant Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£6.95
Brand:
Pjur
Materials:
Silicone
The Pjur Woman Silicone Lubricant comes in a small, simple bottle.  I was sent a 30 ml / 1.02 fl oz bottle, which is a great size for popping into your weekend bag when going away.  It is advertised on the bottle as having no flavouring, fragrance, oil, fat or preservatives.  If you're sensitive to any of these things, this could be a winner for you!

AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel Reviews

10 out of 10
Price:
£8.80
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO.de
Materials:
Water
What words would you use to describe salted caramel? Divine? Delicious? Devilish? These all sound like highly appealing adjectives to my ears. They are also all words I would very much like to associate with my sex life and the absolute pleasure I gain from it. Luckily for me this Sensual AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel popped up on Cara Sutra's review product list...

System JO Nuru Full Body Sensual Massage Gel Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£13.99
Brand:
System JO
Materials:
Water
...when offered the chance to review the System JO Nuru Full Body Sensual Massage Gel I thought to myself, here is a great chance to see if they live up to the promise and can they deliver a high end product that I would consider is worth the outlay.

AMOREMEO Vanilla Kissable Massage Gel Reviews

10 out of 10
Price:
£8.80
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO.de
Materials:
Water
The AMOREMEO Vanilla Kissable Massage Gel is a very good massage gel if you like the sweet aroma/flavor of vanilla. It not only smells great, but it tastes good and has a fun warming effect when you blow on it

DONA Chocolate Mousse Kissable Massage Oil Review

3 out of 10
Price:
£9.95
Brand:
System JO
Materials:
Oil
The always lovely Cara Sutra sent me the DONA Chocolate Mousse Kissable Massage Oil to try out from the DONA by JO collection. Massage oil isn’t something I usually play around with so it’s been interesting testing this one out.

DONA Sassy Tropical Tease Massage Oil Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£9.99
Brand:
System JO
Materials:
Oil
When I saw that there were a couple of miniature bottles of sweet-sounding massage oil up for reviewing during February's round, I eagerly put myself forward.

DONA Strawberry Soufflé Kissable Massage Oil Review

6 out of 10
Price:
£9.95
Brand:
System JO
Materials:
Oil
I was very pleased to have been given the opportunity to review this product (thanks Cara!). I like both massages and strawberries, so this seemed like the perfect combination! DONA by JO is a collection designed by System JO and aimed towards women...

DONA by JO Massage Lotion Flirty Blushing Berry Review

7 out of 10
The whole title is a bit of a mouthful (Dona Aphrodisiac & Pheromone Infused Massage Lotion)... basically what we have here is a nice massage lotion that is infused as the title suggests with pheromones to act as a mild aphrodisiac. I must admit that I asked to review this as i was curious as to how I would react when using it.

DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil Review (Chocolate Mousse)

6 out of 10
The DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil (Chocolate Mousse scent, Aphrodisiac and Pheromone Infused) proves too much of a good thing can actually be a bad thing. When I first saw The DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil, my first thought was ‘ A bottle that small wont last long!’ To be fair it is a small bottle but boy was I wrong!

DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil Review (Chocolate Mousse)

7 out of 10
This DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil (Chocolate Mousse flavour) drew my interest because it was labelled as a pheromone and aphrodisiac oil, and I was very intrigued by the thought of a massage oil that might turn me on. I’ve always ‘suffered’ the age old dilemma after a lovely long massage, of either falling into a satisfied slumber or rolling over and giving my OH the ride of his life. My hope for this massage oil was to help tip the stalemate between sleep and sex in favour of the latter.

System JO Cranberry Massage Glide Lube Review | Pleasure Panel

4 out of 10
Testing the System JO Cranberry Massage Glide Lube turned out to be quite a journey for me. I went from loving it, to rather blasé feelings, and ultimately now find it quite a chore to use! Never before has a lube started off so promising and ended up being overlooked in the end by my other options.

System JO Warming Massage Oil Review | Pleasure Panel

10 out of 10
Price:
£4.99
Brand:
System JO
Materials:
Silicone
The System JO Warming Massage Glide is a 3 in 1, silicone based product. This means it has many uses; you can use it as a massage oil, a personal lubricant and a moisturiser. It has a warming feature which is automatically activated and doesn't need any rubbing or blowing for it to take effect.

Shunga Erotic Art Almond Sweetness Massage Oil Review

9 out of 10
I was given this product in exchange of an honest review from the lovely Cara Sutra. The Shunga Erotic Art Massage Oil with Almond Sweetness comes in a 2 ounce bottle and has a very beautiful label. The ingredients are natural and is certified organic right on the label. The oils in this product consist of Sunflower, Rapeseed, Grape Seed, Avocado, Sesame and Canola along with vitamin E.
Fifty Shades of Grey Sensual Touch Massage Oil Review

Fifty Shades of Grey Sensual Touch Massage Oil Review

6 out of 10
I dispensed some of the Fifty Shades of Grey Sensual Touch Massage Oil into my hand instead of directly on to him; I didn't want to risk it splashing everywhere, especially as it's oil and I had already discovered this oil wasn't as thick and gloopy as I was expecting. The smell of it pervaded my senses once again; the sandalwood and musk which is meant to be a representation of the scent of Christian Grey himself.
Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream Review

Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream Review

8 out of 10
Which comes to the after spanking part. I don't know if it's because I just have a huge fat arse or whether it's because I just don't get spanked right (after that comment I am sure I will find out later), but there was no 'cooling' effect that I could sense when this Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream was rubbed in after a spanking sesh. It felt good being massaged there though. Enjoy it... if you can persuade your spanker that you deserve cream rubbing in after spanking.