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DONA Strawberry Soufflé Kissable Massage Oil Review | Pleasure Panel

Materials: Oil

By Captain Meow:
I was very pleased to have been given the opportunity to review this product (thanks Cara!). I like both massages and strawberries, so this seemed like the perfect combination! DONA by JO is a collection designed by System JO and aimed towards women…

The Butters All Natural Lube – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£2.35

By Lightweight Toucan:
I was quite surprised when I opened my package, and a small, oval, black pot tumbled out. It looked similar to something Lush would make, so naturally The Butters All Natural Lube won me over with its simple, neat pot and white label.

Sex Butter from Crowned Jewels Review by Cara Sutra

Price:
£45.00

By Cara Sutra:
Ever wanted a body-safe version of a Mint Aero which you could smear all over your genitalia during sex? You’re in luck. This Sex Butter from Crowned Jewels smells exactly like a Mint Aero and the good news is the formulation is safe to use for massage, foreplay and even penetrative sex.

Superdrug Massage Gel And Intimate Lube 2 in 1 – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£3.49
Brand:
Superdrug
Materials: Water

By JM88
The Superdrug Massage Gel & Lube 2 in 1 is a must have massage item. What else can I say? It massages, doubles up as a lube, is water based and pH balanced. It won’t leave you sticky and will leave you gagging for more! A Valentine’s Day Must Have!

DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil (Chocolate Mousse) – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£7.00

By Toraval
The DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil (Chocolate Mousse scent, Aphrodisiac and Pheromone Infused) proves too much of a good thing can actually be a bad one.
When I first saw The DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil, my first thought was ‘ A bottle that small wont last long!’ To be fair it is a small bottle but boy was I wrong!

DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil (Chocolate Mousse) – Pleasure Panel Review

By Echo Reviews
This DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil (Chocolate Mousse flavour) drew my interest because it was labelled as a pheromone and aphrodisiac oil, and I was very intrigued by the thought of a massage oil that might turn me on. I’ve always ‘suffered’ the age old dilemma after a lovely long massage, of either falling into a satisfied slumber or rolling over and giving my OH the ride of his life. My hope for this massage oil was to help tip the stalemate between sleep and sex in favour of the latter.

System JO Cranberry Massage Oil / Sex Lube All-In-One – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£4.99
Brand:
System JO

By JM88
Testing System JO Cranberry Massage Oil turned out to be quite a journey for me. I went from loving it, to rather blasé feelings, and ultimately now find it quite a chore to use! Never before has a lube started off so promising and ended up being overlooked in the end by my other options.

System JO Warming Massage Oil – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£4.99
Brand:
System JO
Materials: Silicone

By Kinky Kitten Kim
The System JO Warming Massage Glide is a 3 in 1, silicone based product. This means it has many uses; you can use it as a massage oil, a personal lubricant and a moisturiser. It has a warming feature which is automatically activated and doesn’t need any rubbing or blowing for it to take effect.

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Swiss Navy Massage Cream & Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£12.99

By Little Switch Bitch:
If you were to use the “masturbation cream” for it’s intended purpose, keep in mind that a) it’s not suitable for use with condoms b) it’s not suitable for silicone toys as there is silicone in it (this will eat through your toy) and c) it’s got a fair few ingredients I wouldn’t be happy putting near my delicate regions but of course, each to their own. It contains glycerin (which is sugar and will feed thrush if you are prone to it), a few different parabens (synthetic preservatives which mimic oestrogen) , imidazolidinyl urea ( formaldehyde producer but has antimicrobial properties) and loads of other nasties that personally after researching it, I’m so glad I didn’t use it to wank off with.

Shunga Erotic Art Massage Oil With Almond Sweetness – Guest Review

Price:
£5.99

By kmlewis
I was given this product in exchange of an honest review from the lovely Cara Sutra. The Shunga Erotic Art Massage Oil with Almond Sweetness comes in a 2 ounce bottle and has a very beautiful label. The ingredients are natural and is certified organic right on the label. The oils in this product consist of Sunflower, Rapeseed, Grape Seed, Avocado, Sesame and Canola along with vitamin E.

Review: Fifty Shades of Grey Sensual Touch Massage Oil

Price:
£11.99

This Sensual Touch Massage Oil is presented in a similar way to the Bath Oil and Aqua Lubricant. it comes in the glossy cardboard outer box, which features the brand signature colours and design. Inside the box you get the flip top dispenser bottle of massage oil, which contains 100ml of oil for your shared pleasure. There is also a lil info leaflet.