You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine Review
By Pleasure Panel reviewer Candy Snatch
It has long been on my bucket list to try a sex machine. So, when the awesome Cara Sutra allocated me the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine to review for Pleasure Panel I screamed! In case you haven’t come across the concept of a sex machine before it’s basically a machine which fucks you. Sounds amazing, doesn’t it? Particularly when you’re as insatiable as I am.
Packaging & First Impressions
When the parcel arrived, I was thrilled just looking at the large box knowing what was inside. Opening the box, I was met by a polystyrene platform housing the attachments and plug. The You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine comes with two dildos. The first has a slight hook to the end and I assume this is the G Spot attachment, the other is a standard looking dildo studded with tiny bumps.
The attachments are a lovely bright purple and feel smooth to the touch. The silicone is silky and matt. The studs on the standard dildo look very interesting, though I’m dubious about the hook on the G Spot attachment. It seems too tight a curve.
Underneath the polystyrene sits the body of the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine. Once out of the box I could see the saddle of it is very similar in design to a Sybian type of machine. Basically, you sit up on top of it.
The body of the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine is made of black faux leather, a little research tells me this is polyurethane. The cover feels soft to touch and I note it should be handily wipe clean.
Like most sex machines the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine is mains powered. Mine came with an EU two pin plug. Not a problem, as I have adaptors for almost all plugs, but something to bear in mind if you’re ordering from the UK.
Once the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine is plugged in operating it is a total breeze. Situated on the front of the machine is a small dial. Turning this kicks the machine into life and twisting it increases the speed of the thrusting.
Attachments & Motion
In the centre of the top of the saddle is the attachment arm. It’s situated in a small open slot and with no problem at all I can see the attachments just push onto the arm. Once the attachment is pushed down as far as it can you’re good to go.
Excitedly I turned the dial and sat enthralled watching the motion of the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine. The dildo thrusts up and along in an almost hypnotising rhythm. Even just watching it had a most profound effect on me, I could feel the familiar tingling as my lust woke up to see what was going on.
I’d like to pretend I had some degree of restraint here but it would be an out and out lie. There was no way I wasn’t going to ride the hell out of this beast then and there. It was just too enticing.
Choosing An Attachment
Attached to the top of the saddle is a small, standard vibrator. This is battery powered and the same purple in colour as the attachments. In a horrible snap judgement, I decide this is probably going to be no good and would be swapped with a favourite. The vibrator is attached by a Velcro strap so if you did want to remove it you can. Made of ABS plastic the vibrator is basic but it is just an adornment to the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine.
Digging out two AA batteries and unscrewing the base I was fully expecting this vibrator to be a bust and was stunned when I turned it on and found it was quite powerful. Controlled by a dial on the base this vibrator reminds me very much of the kind of retro vibes seen in the 80’s. Simple in design like a really large bullet. Controlling the level of vibration is as simple as turning the dial.
Ok so, finally my impatient arse was ready to be sat atop the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine. The saddle is sturdy enough to be able to use it either on the floor or on my bed, so I opt for the bed for comfort.
In size, the body of the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine is 18 cm high, 27cm wide and 37 cm long. It’s far smaller than I was expecting and I’m pleased to realise it’s no bigger than a large handbag or small holdall. For storage purposes this makes me happy.
Whilst saying that it’s important I point out I’m by no means a small person and I can sit on the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine with no trouble at all. It’s extremely comfortable and at no point do I feel precariously perched.
I used a little water based lube with the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine, purely because I wasn’t sure how I’d cope with the friction of top speed! Settling on top of it I slowly lowered myself onto the standard dildo attachment.
Once I was sat down onto the saddle I gently turned the dial and genuinely gasped as the attachment sprung to life inside me. The feeling of the silicone dildo thrusting up inside me was divine. It took my breath away for the first few moments as I adjusted to the sensation of being lazily fucked by the machine.
I experimented leaning forward to exaggerate the penetration and It’s fair to say I could probably find that feeling quite addictive. I found myself wishing I’d thought of positioning more so that I could watch the dildo do its thing in the mirror.
When I sat upright on the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine it did indeed hit my G spot on the forward thrust. It’s with some embarrassment that I admit the first test was ridiculously quick as within a few minutes of changing my position I came in a tsunami style effect. Damn!
Sensations & Power
I hadn’t even begun to properly test the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine and I’d already been forced into a shuddering explosive climax! Greedy for more, I turned the dial up. And once again felt the need to take a moment to adjust to the phenomenal power of the upper speeds.
This time I added the vibrator into the mix. The first thing I noticed on turning the vibrator on was it is louder than the machine itself. Crazy huh? It massively increased the volume and there is no doubt in my mind I couldn’t use the vibrator with people in the house.
However, the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine itself is so much quieter than I was expecting! If it’s placed on my bed to prevent noise travelling through the floor I can use just the thrusting even in a full house.
Selecting a mid-speed from the vibrator I realised with a massive degree of internal delight that whilst sat up on the saddle my clit sat directly over the vibrator. It slid in between my labia and I could grind my clit down onto the shaft whilst the dildo fucked me. There are no words to explain how good this felt. Particularly with the thrusting at full speed.
Within minutes I’d had a second intense, star inducing orgasm. What an absolute revelation the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine really is!
In the interests of a good review I then moved the unit to the floor to see what the impact of different surfaces was. Interestingly on the floor the penetration felt deeper. I can only think this is because on a soft surface like a bed the machine sinks whereas the floor has no give. There was a fair bit of volume transferred into the floor which probably created a racket downstairs. Not that I cared at this point as the house was empty and I was lost to lust.
Of the two attachments, the standard dildo is by far my favourite. As I suspected the G Spot one is the wrong angle to play well with my anatomy, but strangely the standard dildo has had repeated success in bringing about deep intense squirting G Spot orgasms. Maybe this is a quirk of my body but if so it’s a bloody good one and I’m not complaining.
Use For Anal Pleasure
The packaging for the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine states that this is a universal item and good for any gender. Whilst my other half doesn’t indulge in anal I sure as hell do. I can confirm that the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine is indeed fantastic for anal as well.
I found the penetration anally is quite shallow but for me this was perfect. The studded surface of the dildo set the delicate nerves in my arse alight with sensation. I soon found myself pressing my clit into the vibrator as the attachment slammed into my arse. If it’s possible to love an inanimate object I have fallen for the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine hard.
I’ve used the machine countless times since opening it and I never fail to be stunned by the speed and strength of my orgasm. Not to mention being sat up on that beast of a machine, with my hands free to roam is hot as fuck.
If I was to suggest any kind of change I’d like to see made to the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine it would be possibly to make the attachments a bit bigger. Or add a third larger one to the existing two to cover more bases in terms of dildo needs.
The only negative I could find was the massive volume hike when the vibrator was used with the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine. Even saying this I’ve not taken the opportunity to replace the included vibrator with one of my others. I expected to do so for the sake of discretion but honestly the whole thing just works so well together I’ve left it as it is.
Cleaning down the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine is very easy. The attachments can be washed in warm soapy water and I just used a damp cloth and some sex toy cleaner to wipe the saddle and vibrator over.
Bondara sell the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine for £199.99 which may sound pricey but I think this is worth every penny. When it first arrived, I was debating where I would store it, I’ve concluded storing it will be pointless as I just want to use it too often! I give the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine a resounding 10/10! (Can I give it 11/10? Is this allowed?)
Thank you so much to Cara Sutra and Bondara for the opportunity to review this amazing machine for Pleasure Panel.
– Candy Snatch
Where To Buy
The You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by Bondara. Thank you! 🙂
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