We-Vibe Touch Vibrator Review by Jackahorny of Hella Rude

Price:
£60.00
Brand:
We Vibe
Shop:
We Vibe
Materials:
Silicone

We-Vibe Touch Vibrator

Review by Jackahorny from Hella Rude

Okay, I’m going to lay my cards on the table – I’ve never used sex toys before. I’m a friend of Hella’s and a reviewer, but this is a new area for me, so forgive any rookie errors in this We-Vibe Touch Vibrator review.

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So, a large parcel of goodies arrived from the good folks of this parish, and the star of the show was this very attractively boxed vibrating massager. Opening it up, the iPhone style packaging revealed this nicely weighted wedge, almost thumb shaped. The We-Vibe Touch Vibrator is about three and a half inches long and made of lovely tactile purple silicone. It comes with a USB charger, although no plug, and it attaches magnetically. The magnets aren’t too strong, and I did have a little trouble trying to get it to stay attached, eventually resorting to a complex system of pulleys to keep it in place.

We-Vibe Touch Vibrator Review by Jackahorny and Hella Rude

We-Vibe Touch Vibrator Review by Jackahorny and Hella Rude

Finally charged I switched the We-Vibe Touch Vibrator on. It has eight vibration modes, four different speeds and four wave patterns, with the ultra-high setting quite numbingly fast. You switch it on and change settings by pressing the base,  with a good solid click. It’s firm enough that you can change settings in use but also use it firmly without accidentally switching speeds.

I’m afraid the We-Vibe Touch Vibrator didn’t really do a lot for me in solo use, it’s designed for external use, and I wasn’t quite ready to try any sort of internal use. However, it very much came into its own once an eager partner was introduced. Due to the solidity of the unit, it has a very satisfyingly deep vibration, and its compact size makes it enormous fun during sex. It doesn’t matter how hard you press, or how tightly it may be gripped, it doesn’t affect the strength of the vibration at all.

We-Vibe Touch Vibrator Review by Jackahorny and Hella Rude

We-Vibe Touch Vibrator Review by Jackahorny and Hella Rude

I had particular success with gripping the We-Vibe Touch Vibrator tightly and then applying different angles of my hand to various sensitive parts of her anatomy, and the curved tip and edges make it easy to manipulate with virtually pinpoint accuracy. If you know what you’re doing (which I would like to think I do) you can have fairly spectacular and multiple successes in a very short amount of time, if you so desire. The curved shape also means it glides around lubricated surfaces, and it’s so small you can approach things from pretty much any angle.

The We-Vibe Touch Vibrator is relatively thin, which means it’s not too invasive if you do use it anally, but the base is fairly thick. You wouldn’t want to go too deep, it is fairly small, and that would be a really embarrassing trip to A&E.

We also found it was far more successful on me when wielded by another hand. My favourite I think was the Cha-Cha-Cha setting, a long then several short pulses, my partner seemed to like pretty much all of them. Battery life is excellent, and it washes in warm soapy water.

I’ve got to admit, I was very impressed with this little rocket, the We-Vibe Touch Vibrator, and it certainly was very popular with my partner. It wasn’t too intrusive,  it worked well with oral and penetrative sex or on its own, and I suspect it will become a far more regular part of my sex life in the future. I’d certainly recommend it to anyone who wants a good external vibrator, and it’s a great couples toy.

Overall I score the We-Vibe Touch Vibrator an average 6/10 for solo play – but a fantastic 9/10 for couple’s pleasure.


The We-Vibe Touch vibrating massager was provided for free by We-Vibe in exchange for an honest, impartial review by a Hella Rude reviewer. The We-Vibe Touch is available to buy online from the following sellers:

– Hella Rude


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