SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator Review | Pleasure Panel

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SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator Review

By Pleasure Panel reviewer Jezebella

As a sex toy reviewer, I’m always on the look out for something a little different. When I saw that SVAKOM have created a sex toy that can also be used as an internal camera, I thought hey, that’s intriguing. Being able to see deep inside my vagina isn’t a particular kink of mine, but I can understand it being a total turn on for some people. However, I was interested in a more scientific way. I wanted to see what happens when I orgasm, what my cervix does, and how my vagina changes and grows with arousal. I thought there was potential to learn so much about my own anatomy with the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator. Unfortunately, my vagina and the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator just did not get along.

SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator Review

SVAKOM package their products very nicely, and the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator is no exception. The outer sleeve featuring a picture of the product can be slipped off to reveal a hard, white cardboard box with SVAKOM written in silver. Inside the box the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator is nestled safely in back foam, with a smaller cardboard box containing the charger, a grey storage pouch and some instructions.

SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator Review

The SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator is a simple design on first look. It has a straight, fairly slim shaft that ends in a camera lens. The rounded handle has four buttons on the top and one large silver button in on the side. The whole thing is encased in smooth baby pink silicone and silver plastic.

There is a little silicone plug that is pushed over the charging port on the toy. SVAKOM cleverly include a spare plug for when you inevitably loose the first. I assume this plug is needed in order to keep the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator water tight. To charge the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator up you just remove this plug from the base of the toy, plug on end of the charger into the toy and the other in to any USB port.  The buttons flash with a bright white light when the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator is charging and stay on when it is fully charged.

SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator Review

Firstly I’ll speak briefly about the vibrator aspect of the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator, before I move on to it’s capabilities as a camera. The first thing to note is you can only use it as a vibrator or a camera. You can’t do both at the same time. This doesn’t surprise me, as the camera would give a very shaky picture if it was also vibrating.

To start the vibrations you simply press the central ‘S’ button for a few seconds. The SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator comes on the first setting which is constant vibration, at a middle intensity. You can turn it down or up by using the arrow buttons. There are  4 intensity levels for each setting. Pressing the central ‘S’ button again will change the setting.

I have issues with the patterns in the same way I have with other SVAKOM toys. I don’t know if they are supposed to function this way or if they are glitchy. Basically once it’s in “patterns” mode it seems to randomly change settings without me pressing anything. Indeed pushing the buttons seem to do nothing. It just sporadically cycles through different patterns in a seemingly random way. The only thing I can think of is that me pressing the buttons is changing the setting but in an extremely delayed way. That or a designer though random changes in patterns where what all vaginas crave. Either way, it’s irritating, and I have to turn the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator off by holding down the ‘S’ then switch it back on again to get it back to the constant speed setting, which is at least somewhat sane.

In use, I find the vibrations too high pitched and buzzy and the shaft too slim to give me any please. It just does nothing at all for me. But I doubt anyone would be buying the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator for it vibrating capabilities. The camera is the selling point and the interesting part.

To use the camera, first I downloaded the Siime Eye app onto my android phone. I then followed the instructions to link it up with the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator. Basically it works by emitting a wifi signal when you turn on the camera’s light by pressing the flashlight button. You can then connect to the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator’s wifi on your phone like you would any other network. This means you cannot be connected to the internet on your phone at the same time as the toy.

Once you are connected to the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator network, you open the app. It asks you to change the network’s password from the default. This is important, in case you happen to be near some creep who recognises the network, because theoretically they could also log in to your camera with their phone. SVAKOM also suggest you change the name of the toy’s wifi network (it’s called Siime Eye), but I could not work out how to do this on my phone. I have no idea the range of the network, but I’m not too concerned if my neighbours see it, as it’s a pretty niche bit of knowledge to know what it means.

Once you reset the password, there is a method to change it back to default if you forget what you changed it to. This happened to me the very next time I logged in to the app. I had no idea what I had picked as my username and password so had to reset the toy and start all over again. To reset you hold down the big silver button down on the side for a few seconds and it resets the whole system. Be careful when you are using the toy not to accidentally hold down this button.

SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator Review

Once you are all connected, the app shows you footage from the camera in real time. You have the option to take a shapshot, or record the footage if you want to. It will then be stored on your phone. The camera is set to a close up focus, and it is pretty clear when it is outside the body. For example, I could clearly see all the thread pattern in my clothing. You can use it to see close up shots of part of your body easily. However, I wanted to see what was going on inside my body, so I inserted the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator into my vagina.

This is when it all fell apart for me. There was two major problems. The first, was that my vagina is lubricated. That’s just how vaginas are, especially during arousal. This meant that the camera lens immediately got smeared as soon as it inserted it, making it difficult to see anything but a blurred lens. I repeatedly removed it and wiped it and tried again, which very little luck. The second problem was I don’t think my vagina was “open” enough to see anything. Seriously, all I could see was pink. Blurry pink.

SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator Review

I couldn’t see my cervix or any detail at all for that matter. I tried looking after orgasm, during masturbation and in different positions, all with the same affect. Now, I know that’s not what my vagina looks like, I’ve seen it on a big screen during a colposcopy. In my opinion the blurred close up lens just couldn’t cope at all.

SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator Review

In summary, the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator is not a good vibrator, and as a camera it just didn’t show me anything interesting. The way I could see the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator working well is if you were in to speculums. Then you could hold the vagina open and use the camera without getting any personal lubricant on it. Perhaps my vagina is too tight for this toy to work well? It could be that my vaginal walls are always closed around it, making it impossible to see anything. It may work better with someone else’s anatomy. I’m just not sure. There are good points, the app works well, and externally I can see the camera is decent. For me, however, it was an overall disappointment.

3/10

– Jezebella


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Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Jezebella for this review of the SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator

SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator Review

The SVAKOM Siime Eye Camera Vibrator was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by SVAKOM sex toys. Thank you! 

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1 COMMENT

  1. My wife and I got to test the Siime this month no we were also not impressed with the vibe. My review is posted with the Pleasure Panel and I was hoping to discover a new universe inside my wife. For being $130 and more in your case it is not worth the money. Have you checked out their webpage. Hats off to them for innovating in a crowd field, just wish they could make it rumble more.

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