Simply Pleasure Minx Simplicity Bullet Vibrator – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£11.95
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone

Simply Pleasure Minx Simplicity Bullet Vibrator

Pleasure Panel review by sex blogger Carnal Queen

I really love bullet vibrators, which is no surprise, because a clitoral orgasm is by far the easiest for me to achieve. I can be lazy sometimes when it comes to masturbation, I want to be able to grab something which is quick and efficient at getting the job done, and bullet vibrators often fit that bill beautifully. I was looking forward to giving this Minx Simplicity Bullet Vibrator a go, because it looks fab and has some neat little benefits given it’s size and price point, but does it leave me quivering and breathless …?

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Short answer is no, it sadly doesn’t, but that’s not to say that it’s rubbish, because it isn’t. The cute little vibe is just £11.95 from Simply Pleasure, and for that you get a toy that’s completely waterproof, that offers you 7 modes (3 constant speeds and 4 patterns) and that’s totally body safe, because it’s made from ABS plastic and silicone. It even comes ready to use with a battery. I don’t think that’s too bad for less than £12, and it’s certainly not something that could be said about my first ever bullet vibrator (which admittedly was many, many moons ago).

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It’s fairly discreet too, it’s not quite whisper quiet like it says on the box (what is?) but it could be used without waking the rest of the house with no issues.

Simply Pleasure Minx Simplicity Bullet Vibrator Cara Sutra Pleasure Panel Carnal Queen Review

I like that the body of the vibe is partially covered in silicone, it’s a nice touch. I love the colour, it’s a real chocolate box purple! My go-to bullet vibrator is the We-Vibe Tango, and as much as I love it, the ABS plastic can be a little annoying on the high speeds, so having some silicone coverage does provide you with a softer contact point, which can be a good thing. That said, the power from the Minx Simplicity Bullet is nowhere near, not even close, to the Tango. I’m a self confessed power queen, so this is an issue for me, but for someone who prefers a mid-power range vibe, with vibrations that are on the buzzier side of the scale, then this could absolutely be for you. I do think it would make a great first bullet, because it’s not too daunting and has speeds and patterns to allow you to see what you like – none of that one speed rubbish, who just wants one speed?

Simply Pleasure Minx Simplicity Bullet Vibrator Cara Sutra Pleasure Panel Carnal Queen Review

It’s powered by an N battery, ugh! I dislike N batteries almost as much as pesky watch batteries. I’d have no problem with them if they were easy to pick up, like AA’s or AAA’s, but they’re not, you can’t just pop to the corner shop to stock up, and that annoys me. Still, if you’ve got a stash of N’s ready to go, this probably won’t bother you. The included battery ran on the highest speed for about 60 minutes, without losing power, which isn’t too bad! It kept going beyond 90 minutes, but there was an obvious drop in performance.

Simply Pleasure Minx Simplicity Bullet Vibrator Cara Sutra Pleasure Panel Carnal Queen Review

I can orgasm from this, but it’s a lengthy procedure and frankly, I’m just too impatient to wait! But if you’re looking for your first ever bullet, or perhaps you don’t like overly strong vibrations, then at £11.95 I’d say it’s worth giving this little vibe a go!

– Carnal Queen


Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Carnal Queen for this guest review of the Simply Pleasure Minx Simplicity Bullet Vibrator which is priced at just £11.95 from Simply Pleasure.

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