SI Novelties ​9 inch Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£24.95
Materials:
PVC

SI Novelties ​9 inch Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls Review

By Pleasure Panel reviewer Vanessa De Largie

When Cara Sutra informed me that she was sending me the SI Novelties ​9 inch Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls to review courtesy of sextoys.co.uk, I was beside myself.

Sweet memories of a 12-inch vibrator that I’d owned years ago and wore out — flooded my mind.

But the excitement didn’t stop there! When the SI Novelties ​9 inch Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls arrived days later at my short term rental in London. I shrieked like an excitable school-girl.

I’ve always said that every woman likes the challenge of a cock she might not be able to handle — this was close.

The Details:

The SI Novelties ​9 inch Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls equates to 23 centimetres in length and is made out of phthalates-free vinyl. By my measurements, the girth of head is 13.5cm.

SI Novelties ​9 inch Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls Review

It’s a purple-vagina-eater that aims to replicate a real cock visually. It takes AA batteries, (not included) and it’s vibrations are controlled by a multi-speed dial at it’s base.

The SI Novelties ​9 inch Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls presented in fun and gimmicky packaging which uses words like ‘realistic’ to promote it’s cause.

The Experience:

I couldn’t have been any more excited about testing this vibrator and did everything I could to ensure that I was relaxed and receptive to give the product a fair review.

I masturbated prior. I used half a bottle of lube, (I kid you not). I had a couple of glasses of wine. I even gave myself a shoulder massage.

SI Novelties ​9 inch Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls Review

The Pros:

This SI Novelties ​9 inch Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls looks fabulous. It certainly enticed me to want it and crave it.

It’s also relatively easy to clean!

The Cons:

My vagina rejected this product. It closed shop like it tends to do when I have a pap smear or I’m with a man I don’t like.

After only using silicone sex-toys in recent years. I found my body vehemently rejected the phthalates-free vinyl.

Unlike the 12-inch slimline which I owned prior which seamlessly penetrated me. I found my vagina was not built to accommodate a toy with such girth.

The vibrating part of the SI Novelties ​9 inch Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls is located in the middle of it’s length. I never even got to feel the vibration because of my inability to receive the dong properly.

But with that being said, when holding the dong in my hand to test, it’s only the middle part of the dong that seems to vibrate. And it’s so loud, it sounds like Apollo 13 taking off.

SI Novelties ​9 inch Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls Review

The Verdict:

If you suffer from Vaginismus like me — which is the tightening of the vaginal muscles upon penetration. Then this SI Novelties ​9 inch Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls is definitely not for you. It’s invasive and traumatic.

I have been able to cope with lengthier vibrators that are slim and made out of silicone but this dong certainly isn’t for me.

But as the name of the product suggests — it’s a novelty.

That it is.

Score: 1 out of 10.

– Vanessa De Largie


Where To Buy

Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Vanessa De Largie for this review of the SI Novelties ​9 inch Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls.
You can buy it from Sextoys.co.uk for £24.95.

This sex toy was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by Sextoys.co.uk. Thank you! 🙂 

SI Novelties ​9 inch Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls Review

SI Novelties ​9 inch Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls Review

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