Sheets of San Francisco Fluidproof Double Fitted Sheet Review
Review of the Sheets of San Francisco Fluidproof Double Fitted Sheet by Pleasure Panel reviewer EchoReviews
When you think about sex, bedsheets probably aren’t the first thing that comes to mind. Depending on who you are, those first thoughts might be kissing, touching, stroking, sucking, penetrating, licking – all that good stuff. What you’ve got ON the bed or other ‘fuck-on-able’ surface might not even occur to you- that is until a mess is imminent and you have to choose between carrying on and spoiling the bed or stopping and spoiling the moment. We’ve all been there, halting mid sex/masturbation to fetch towels or that waterproof throw that you’re supposed to keep on the bed. We’ve all had to deep clean our bedding or flip the mattress over to avoid the damp patch.
But what if you didn’t have to worry about staining your brand new £700 lumber support mattress? What if you never have to fight over who sleeps in the wet patch again? What if you had a waterproof bedsheet? What if it was comfy and practical too? Well I have some great news for you, it’s all possible, obtainable and about as fantastic as you’re (hopefully) imagining!
Enter the Sheets of San-Francisco sheets. I’ll make no bones about it, they’re expensive, slightly too much so (in my humble opinion) HOWEVER I simply can’t deny that when it comes to bedroom activities, they’ve been pretty-damn invaluable!
I’ve found the fit on the double bed to be flawless – the corners line up beautifully and the elasticated sections tuck tightly under the mattress. Unlike normal fitted bedsheets (which have often ended up scrunched up by our feet by the end of a vigorous session) the Sheets of San Francisco Fluidproof Double Fitted Sheet always stays put.
The sheet is smooth (not particularly silky or slippery) to the touch and thinner than I imagined. It doesn’t feel cheap, it feels tough and hasn’t developed a single blemish, rip or hole since I’ve had it. It’s beautifully deep black, with a slight shine to it but a lot more matte than polished latex for example. I’ll confess it’s not as fetish-y as my partner would have liked. He’d roll about on a latex or rubber sheet all day, with nothing but a raging boner to keep him company. The Sheets of San Francisco sheets aren’t as obviously kinky and would probably pass for a normal black bed sheet at first glance, which will likely work for or against it depending on your own needs.
Squirting, ejaculating, wax play, massage oils, sploshing you can be as messy as you like when Sheets of San-Francisco have you covered! You could even pour a whole jug of icy water over yourselves mid-sex to cool down during a heat wave (I did this once without a waterproof sheet, not my greatest idea). I even have some more uses for it, that aren’t sexual in the slightest. As someone who suffered with Epilepsy as teenager/young adult and often woke up in a puddle of my own puke or piss, a bed sheet like this – that didn’t look overly medical or industrial would have made me feel a whole load more comfortable and a heck of a lot less embarrassed about the situation (not that’s its something to be ashamed of at all, it’s just hard to explain a two-inch-thick rubber mattress topper to your friends at that age).
For my fellow lazies or after-sex-snoozers, you’ll be pleased to know the Sheets of San Francisco Fluidproof Double Fitted Sheet is perfectly comfortable to sleep on. In fact, mine stays on my bed pretty much 24/7 (until it needs washing) I do keep a light fitted sheet over the top but that’s mostly to protect the Sheets of San Francisco Fluidproof Double Fitted Sheet from my cat. I sleep like that, with the Sheets of San Francisco and normal fitted sheet combo on my bed, every night. I don’t find I get a sweaty back like I have with other thicker, non-breathable sheets I’ve tried. I guess the only bugbear to having it on the bed when I’m sleeping is it’s slightly noisy and crinkly when I move around, although honestly I barely notice it and it’s a lot quieter than cheaper offerings.
Another tick in the right box for this sheet is that’s its machine washable! Halle-freakin-leuah! Praise the lazy gods! I’m so glad I don’t have to try and hand wash this thing! The sheets also come in a variety of sizes to fit most US and European beds, and can even been made to fit if you get in touch with them directly.
Ultimately the Sheets of San Francisco Fluidproof Double Fitted Sheet works and unlike cheaper rubbery offerings, its long lasting, easy to wash and best of all – doesn’t look like a large bin bag or sound like a sheet of tarpaulin in a wind tunnel. However, there are some alternatives that offer similar quality/efficiency and it would be a shame for me to not mention them – especially as I own one. Yes, I also have a Liberator Throe (I’m a lucky git I know, its all thanks to Cara, the furniture protecting hero!).
The Liberator Throe is a waterproof bed rescuing superstar, with a price tag to match. “Which one is better though?” people ask me, and honestly it’s tough to say. They both work, they both feel good and any decision you make between the two should probably depend on where your amorous activities take place. If you rarely stray from the bed, the Sheets of San Francisco Fluidproof Double Fitted Sheet is the way to go but if you like it on the sofa, the floor or travel around a lot, I’d say go for the Liberator Throe. Of course, if you have the money to spare getting both wouldn’t hurt, I find I can leave the Sheets of San Francisco Fluidproof Double Fitted Sheet to protect my bed and keep the Liberator Throe on the sofa which covers me for most possibilities. Yay for spontaneous, uninterrupted, hassle-free sex!
I’m giving the Sheets of San Francisco Fluidproof Double Fitted Sheet an 8.5 outta 10, with minus points simply for the hefty price tag and a not particularly erotic texture.
Thie Sheets of San Francisco Fluidproof Double Fitted Sheet was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by Clonezone. Thank you! 🙂
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