Pipedream Pump Worx Beginner Penis Pump Review

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Pipedream Pump Worx Beginner Penis Pump Review

By Pleasure Panel reviewer clumsyliability

Pipedream Pump Worx Beginner Penis Pump review: Soooo my male sex toy virginity has been officially lost! Well, I think it has. Does a penis pump count as a male sex toy? The toy aspect is definitely questionable but we’ll park that issue for now I think and concentrate on the item itself. I don’t have a big penis. That’s not to say that it is small but other people possess ones much larger, I don’t just mean porn stars either but regular people too. If you want me to attach a number I’d say about 6 inches when erect and 2.5 when soft so I’m probably a little undersized in both categories if you believe everything you read. In my defense, it’s quite thick mind.

Pipedream Pump Worx Beginner Penis Pump Review

All that said, I’ve never really been bothered by my penis size. One ex once told me I wasn’t as large as her previous boyfriend which didn’t do much for my confidence but other than that, I’ve never had any complaints and nobody has ever laughed at it in front of me.

Consequently, I’ve never had the thought nagging away inside me that I needed a larger penis and therefore never considered buying a penis pump. So, when sextoys.co.uk offered me the Pipedream Pump Worx Beginner Penis Pump for review I was a little uncertain. Truth be told, I wasn’t certain that I would even use it but when it arrived curiosity took hold and got the better of me.

Would it make my cock that much bigger? Would the sight of my larger than normal engorged manhood make my partner weak at the knees? Would it be pleasurable?

I just had to find out.

I chose to test the Pipedream Pump Worx Beginner Penis Pump out with my partner as she was curious as to what the parcel delivery had been earlier in the day and I couldn’t think of an excuse quickly enough. So, laid in bed together we opened the box to reveal the pump and take in its beauty. But it’s not the most aesthetically pleasing item it has to be said and, from my subsequent Google searches, it appears none of them are. It has an almost surgical look to it in fact which is a bit of a mood killer and produced some giggling from us both.

Stifling our laughs we assembled the Pipedream Pump Worx Beginner Penis Pump (very straight forward in honesty) and started to contemplate it’s use. Now, I say contemplate for a reason as no instructions were provided in the box at all and the packaging itself simply enthused over how much of an impact this item would have on my cock size rather than inform me how to achieve that.

I was on my own. Quite literally actually as my partner had been reduced to fits of giggles at the sight of me trying to figure out how to work a penis pump.

I will maintain though that it’s not obvious. There are intricacies that you just wouldn’t normally consider. At the open end of the Pipedream Pump Worx Beginner Penis Pump is a rubber hole for your cock which then forms a vacuum seal around the base as you use the pump on the other end. Do you insert your penis erect or flaccid? Do you lube your penis up first or use the “enlarging cream” supplied with the pump? All of that’s a mystery to start but having now tried, I can confirm that a flaccid and dry penis achieves no results. I found an erect and lubed up penis slipped through the rubber hole best but whether this is the correct thing to do I cannot say.

Having had to Google this info to try and find an answer (remember that there were no instructions) I’d stumbled upon a few sites explaining that over-pumping was bad. Permanent damage can easily be done to your penis by unwittingly over-pumping.
If you feel pain, stop. That’s the advice. The advice also went on to explain other things that made me weak at the knees (and not in a good way) but I chose to press on with my mission.

So now, after much fuss and mess (the lube went everywhere) I was laid in bed with the Pipedream Pump Worx Beginner Penis Pump finally on my lubed up and erect member but I was too scared to use it.

Eventually my partner took control and coaxed me into a few pumps where my penis did indeed immediately swell and increase in size. Was it painful? No but it was a little uncomfortable and after a few minutes (no more than 10 minutes of pumping is the advice) I became a little bored and, since I wasn’t utilising the erection or experiencing any pleasure, I removed the pump.

The big question now of course is whether the increase in my manhood size caused by the Pipedream Pump Worx Beginner Penis Pump whilst my penis was in the tube stayed when it was removed. The answer, sadly, is that I’m simply note sure. My penis definitely “deflated” slightly as the tube wasn’t the most comfortably thing to remove and the reduction in pressure caused some of the swelling to subside. Whether my cock, having now been pumped, benefitted in an overall increase in size neither myself nor my partner could tell but perhaps it just takes time and multiple uses so it’s too soon to tell?

What did happen though is that my partner found it a massive turn on. She said it was actually nice to have bedroom toys that focused on me for a change and the sight of me using it on myself was a turn on for her. Consequently, I am able to give the Pipedream Pump Worx Beginner Penis Pump credit for providing me with quite the session of hot, filthy sex straight after its use. And for that, whether it completed the intended job or not, I will always be grateful.

– Clumsy Liability


Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Clumsy Liability for this contributed review of the Pipedream Pump Worx Beginner Penis Pump (available from sextoys.co.uk for £14.95). Shop more low-priced penis pumps at sextoys.co.uk here.

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Pipedream Pump Worx Beginner Penis Pump Review

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