Linx Ultimate Power Vibrating Penis Pump – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£21.95
Brand:
Linx
Materials:
Plastic, PVC, TPE

Linx Ultimate Power Vibrating Penis Pump Review

By Pleasure Panel reviewer edn

My review of the Linx Ultimate Power Vibrating Penis Pump: Penis pumps are slightly odd additions to the toy box; at first glance it’s hard to work out who they are aimed at. They are used in erectile dysfunction, but if this is the case you probably already have one or something better. They have also been sold as something that will permanently increase the size of your penis; if this is why you want one, save your money. So then why would you want one? Who would willingly put their penis into a rigid tube where it can be manipulated by remote control but you can’t touch it?

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Ahhhh! OK maybe now I get it! As a sensation toy the Linx Ultimate Power Vibrating Penis Pump certainly has some things going for it.

Linx Ultimate Power Vibrating Penis Pump Review Pleasure Panel

So let’s have a look at the Linx Ultimate Power Vibrating Penis Pump. When you open the box you see a large clear rigid tube with a very thin rubbery (latex free so not actually rubber) diaphragm with a central hole over the base and a tube with a small bulb pump that attaches to the top. Wrapped around the main body of the pump is what is basically a thick elastic band that holds both an egg style vibrator and its battery (yes, battery in this day and age!) pack. It doesn’t come with batteries so you’ll need a pair of double-A’s; a common enough battery, but annoying if you’re more used to rechargeable toys.

Linx Ultimate Power Vibrating Penis Pump Review Pleasure Panel

In use, you need to use a bit of lube both to produce an airtight seal and so that you don’t run the risk of tearing the diaphragm. I’m not sure what the diaphragm is made of so played it safe and went with a water based lube. It takes a couple of squeezes of the bulb before you feel anything, and then it feels like the pump is trying to suck your testicles up into the tube! It’s not uncomfortable just not what I expected. Once the Linx Ultimate Power Vibrating Penis Pump has settled into position and made a good seal then further squeezes of the bulb drop the pressure inside the central tube which pulls more blood into your penis. If you’ve ever used a cock ring then the sensation is somewhat similar – a feeling of pressure and a throbbing in the head of your penis – though rather more intense.

A brief aside here – the same warning applies to penis pumps as cock rings, don’t over use it and don’t use it for too long at any one time.

Linx Ultimate Power Vibrating Penis Pump Review Pleasure Panel

Linx Ultimate Power Vibrating Penis Pump Review Pleasure Panel

You’ll notice that yes your penis does increase in size while you use the Linx Ultimate Power Vibrating Penis Pump but as soon as you drop the vacuum it’ll return to its normal size in very short order. What you’ll also notice is that it makes your penis more sensitive. Run through the pump and release cycle a few times and it’ll make you much more sensitive. I’ll leave this to your own sordid imaginations as to whether this is a good or bad thing! As a toy it’s fun for fore-play, teasing and if you’re into the whole orgasm denial thing you’ll love it. If you’re looking for something to give you orgasms look elsewhere. Even with the vibrator attachment I can’t see that this could make anyone climax; though that may be due to the fact that the vibrations are so feeble that you get more noise than sensation. I tried the vibrator on different setting and moved the pump around to see if get a better sensation if my penis was pressed against the inside of the pump but rapidly decided it just wasn’t worth the effort. Basically thumbs up to the pump but thumbs down to the vibrator.

You will need to clean the Linx Ultimate Power Vibrating Penis Pump after use (the vacuum means the inside is coated with moisture from your lube) and that is a major pain in the ass. To do it properly you have to remove the diaphragm which is both very thin and tightly stretched so you’ll be utterly convinced it’s going to tear at any minute. Having done that you’ll need something that’ll actually reach up inside the body of the pump in order to clean it. Then you have to put the diaphragm back in place, once again being sure it’s going to tear at any minute, with the added bonus that it’s now wet and slippery and as likely to fire across the room as to stretch over the bottom of the pump. The diaphragm did stand up to even my clumsy handling but it feels much too thin and delicate for its purpose.

Linx Ultimate Power Vibrating Penis Pump Review Pleasure Panel

All in all I would say that the Linx Ultimate Power Vibrating Penis Pump is fun but niche. I’m not sure I would bother with the vibrator attachment if I got another one but they are definitely worth a try if you like the whole teasing thing; overall I give it a six out of ten.

Rating:  6/10

Pros:

  • Cheap sensation toy.
  • Easy to use.

Cons:

  • Vibrator attachment pretty much useless.
  • Batteries!
  • Fiddly to clean after use.

– edn


Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer edn for this review of the Linx Ultimate Power Vibrating Penis Pump (£21.95)

This item was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by Simply Pleasure. Thank you! 🙂

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