JIZZ Pump Action Drinking Game Review

6 out of 10
Price:
£19.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Plastic

JIZZ Pump Action Drinking Game Review

By Belle Bisous

As as self-respecting Northerner, the binge drinking culture is something that I was born to partake in. After all, who else is going to polish off all that beer and stout? So when the JIZZ Pump Action Drinking Game fell into the lap of fellow Northerner Cara Sutra (but not literally), she knew exactly who to call.

The Jizz Pump Action Drinking Game forms part of Cara Sutra’s sex blog reviews. However, for those interested in purchasing this product, it is available from Bondara for the sum of £17.99. This game is a novelty product and sold as a water play activity. So for safety reasons, please refrain from shoving this product where the sun doesn’t shine, as I am accepting no liability for those daft enough to do so.

What is the Jizz Pump Action Drinking Game?

JIZZ Pump Action Drinking Game Review

The Jizz Pump Action Drinking Game is an activity that requires the user to soak themselves, or their friends using the pump action penis (aptly called Jizz). The creators of the game make a thinly veiled recommendation (dressed up as a warning) about the alcoholic products that can be incorporated into Jizz. The game would also make a great prop for splosh or water play too, as the liquid is often pointed at parts of the body other than the mouth.

How to Play the Jizz Game

The rules of the game are fairly simple. As you can see from the pictures, the left hand window contains a series of numbers, and the right hand side contains a selection pictures. Take turns to spin the number window first using a finger to get a number. Secondly, spin the pictorial window to receive an image. The image could be a face, lips, breasts or an arrow pointing to the left or right.

  • Arrow – Point Jizz at the person on the left or right, depending on the direction of the arrow. Pump Jizz the amount of times shown in the numerical window.
  • Lips – Point Jizz towards your mouth and pump the amount of times shown in the numerical window.
  • Face – Point Jizz towards your face (avoiding eyes) and pump the amount of times shown in the numerical window.
  • Breasts – Point Jizz towards your breasts and pump the amount of times shown in the numerical window.

There are no real winners and losers to this game in the sense that you don’t actually lose anything. You might get a little sticky, but that’s all part of the fun. The pump action squirt is intermittent, so you might pump it ten times and not get squirted, but you might pump it just the once and end up getting wet. But that’s all part of the fun isn’t it.

Keeping the game clean (literally!)

In order to ensure that the Jizz Pump Action Drinking Game stays in tip top condition, it has to be cleaned out. Particularly if alcohol is being used with the product. The only way to do this is by tipping the unit upside down and emptying out the fluid. For best results, I would recommend rinsing the game out with water and giving it a few pumps through to ensure that the pipe remains clean.

My experiences

JIZZ Pump Action Drinking Game Review

Overall, the Jizz Pump Action Drinking Game is a fun and enjoyable product. However, my friends and I chose not to waste good alcohol on our skin when it could be entering our bodies, and therefore played around with the product using water. For a hen night, or a wild party this would be a light and silly activity to play after a few drinks. For me, it was fun to play with and it certainly livened up the conversation but it failed to pique my interest for too long. The game is also very leaky and leaves a puddle wherever is goes so it isn’t the best quality, but for the price of £19.99 it makes a fun centrepiece.

JIZZ Pump Action Drinking Game Review

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For those hoping to get wet ‘n wild with the Jizz Pump Action Drinking Game, you can pick up this game from Bondara for the reasonable price of £19.99.

6/10

JIZZ Pump Action Drinking Game Review

– Belle Bisous


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Thanks to our reviewer above for this review of the JIZZ Pump Action Drinking Game.

JIZZ Pump Action Drinking Game Review

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