Jesus Christ: Porn Star by Mary Magdalene – Pleasure Panel Erotic Book Review

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Jesus Christ: Porn Star by Mary Magdalene Erotic Book Review

By Pleasure Panel reviewer CandySnatch

When Cara asked for a reviewer for the amazingly titled Jesus Christ: Porn Star by Mary Magdalene I literally jumped at the chance. I found the title alone so mischievous and enticing, I just had to read this story! I was lucky enough to be selected and couldn’t wait to read the book.

Jesus Christ: Porn Star by Mary Magdalene Erotic Book ReviewJesus Christ: Porn Star is written by Mary Magdalene and forms part of a trilogy of stories in the Jesus Banging Christ series. Mary was generous enough to forward me the entire anthology so I will review all 3 stories separately to give them the individual attention they deserve.

A short intro to the anthology from Mary herself sketches out that the stories will be based in modern times as opposed to biblical. She wants to introduce the Jesus she knew to the current world; she states this is “Jesus Erotica for 21st Century”.

Before I go any further it’s probably quite important to point out I’m not religious as a person, I have no issue with religion I’m just not religious per say. But one of the things I find most unpalatable about organised western religions is the pious judgemental attitude taken to sex, particularly homosexuality.

Mary starts her story on a porn set, not unusual given the title of the story. Angelique is awaiting the arrival of her co-star, one Jesus Christ. She assumes this is a stage name of some kind. So, you can imagine her shock when, no it actually turns out to be the second coming of Christ.

In a pretty little innocent bedroom backdrop Angelique is given the fuck of her life as the Son of God proceeds to lose his virginity to her in one of the most sensually kinky scenes I’ve read. I absolutely love how Mary manages to get across the tenderness Jesus puts into his first performance on camera, whilst remaining kinky as hell. Complete with Angelique handcuffed to a crucifix for the finale.

I had no real preconceptions about Jesus Christ: Porn Star because I had no idea what to expect but I certainly wasn’t expecting to be squeezing my thighs together in pleasure whilst wishing I could take Angelique’s place on the cross. Damn, this version of Christ is hot!

Unsurprisingly her encounter with the Divine Cock leaves her shaken and wondering if anyone will ever manage to please her again. As she contemplates the possible loss of her future sex life Jesus joins her and explains how he came to be on a porn set despite being the second coming of the Son of God.

Mary’s version of this story is a clever spin on modern life, Jesus starting life as a televised contest prize. “Who Wants to Conceive the King of The Jews” results in Jesus being born as the second coming after a couple unable to have children win a turkey baster full of sperm of an unknown origin. Although the public are sceptical at first little Jesus begins to perform small miracles such as resurrecting his dead goldfish as a toddler.

His whole life is a media circus followed by MTV cameras for the ultimate reality TV show, Playing God. I can’t help but warm to the teenage Jesus who is both loved and hated in equal measure by Christians and atheists alike. He can’t seem to get it right no matter what he does.

On Prom Night Jesus gives into his human side and his growing manly desires for a class mate. This results in a disastrous paparazzi moment leading to almost tragedy and Jesus swears off sex. Instead devoting his life to helping humanity and trying to figure out why his father sent him back to earth.

Despite his commitment to his virginity his desires remain carnal and in a beautiful spin on the biblical Judas, Mary twists the tale to give Jesus a reason to need to show the world he’s half man with manly desires and why sex isn’t something to consider a sin or shameful.

I don’t want to give away too many spoilers as I strongly urge you to read this book if you’re a fan of erotic fiction. However, the Judas twist was so beautifully crafted I genuinely winced whilst reading it. I salute Mary Magdalene for her ability to bring so many aspects of the original Bible Jesus into this new modern day tale without sounding like a reboot.

The Judas twist brings us full circle as to why Jesus Christ the Son of God is sat in an alley with a porn star having just lost his virginity on camera. Those who need less story to their erotic fiction may find this middle bit lacking I however absolutely loved it. The rest of the story is pure sex and it’s this back story to how Jesus came to be in a porno that makes me, a staunch atheist love the character of Jesus Mach II much more than I ever cared for the original.  It’s also important to the conclusion to witness Christ’s fall from grace.

Back on the porn set Jesus’s next scene is far kinkier than the first. An exciting MFF scene with plenty of Dominance and submission and some brilliant sexuality boundary blurring. Christ’s submission to Domme Sasha is one of the most knicker wettingly sexy erotica scenes I’ve read to date. I genuinely interrupted my reading to get myself off at this point.

As Jesus begins to feel less god-like and more human the twist at the conclusion of both the porno and the story left me gasping out loud. I don’t want to give too much away but I was so invested in modern day JC I was genuinely sad this wasn’t a longer story.

I was so curious to see how Mary Magdalene would be able to write a successful erotic fiction about Christ without it coming over like a parody. Yet she has written a clever, kinky arousing story interspersed with genuinely moving moments. One of the best things about Jesus Christ: Porn Star is that although the sex is a massive part of the story it’s not the whole story, there is purpose behind it.

The sex scenes themselves are well written and arousing, and the characters are all believable despite the unusual nature of the plot.

Jesus Christ: Porn Star by Mary Magdalene Erotic Book Review

If you are like me and love erotic fiction I urge you to read this brilliant anthology. I was only intending to read the first story and ended up unable to put his book down. I will definitely be rereading this one.

Thank you so much to Cara Sutra for allowing me to review Jesus Christ: Porn Star for Pleasure Panel and Thank you to Mary Magdalene for forwarding me the entire book for me to enjoy. I really appreciate the opportunity.

– CandySnatch


Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer CandySnatch for this review of erotic book Jesus Christ: Porn Star by Mary Magdalene (£2.37 on Kindle)

Jesus Christ: Porn Star was provided free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by the author. Thank you! 🙂

Jesus Christ: Porn Star by Mary Magdalene Erotic Book Review

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