CAZZOMEO Oh So Easy Magnetic Metal Ass Lock Review
By Pleasure Panel reviewer Tigerlily
The CAZZOMEO Oh So Easy Magnetic Metal Ass Lock from MEO.de is a striking bit of kit that you’ll treasure for years to come. It’s not cheap at 79 euros, but it’s worth every penny. Read on to find out more about this gorgeous metal beast of a toy.
Oh So Heavy, Oh So Shiny
The most striking thing about the CAZZOMEO Oh So Easy Magnetic Metal Ass Lock is the sheer size and weight of the thing, at a whopping 713g. That enormous ball on the ass end of the lock is 45mm in diameter, the same as the internal diameter of the cock ring element. Two larger sizes of cock ring are also available, at 50mm and 55mm, but in either case the metal ball remains the same at 45mm.
It’s also worth mentioning that the device comes with a lovely Meo branded faux suede storage bag. It doesn’t offer much in the way of padding so big drops will still damage the metal, but should protect against large scratches. The bag also loves dust, as you’ll see throughout this review.
The device arrived in bubble wrap, so you could always keep that around for added protection during storage. This is not a disposable toy thats going to break after a few weeks, so you should do your best to keep it in top condition.
Oh So Big
The whole device comes across as overly large for anyone but the biggest of beefcakes, but actually, it fit like a glove.
My experience with ass locking cock rings is so far limited to a rather small and stretch silicone one I picked up from AliExpress. You can see the size difference below:
While a silicone one does the job and doesn’t fall out, the stretchy material means your cock isn’t as hard as it could be, and there’s no real sense of tugging on your ass. The CAZZOMEO Oh So Easy Magnetic Metal Ass Lock is not nearly as forgiving, but we’ll talk more about how it feels later on.
Oh So Safe
Stainless steel metal is one of the few body-safe materials outside of silicone, since there are no porous holes for bacteria to hide and no random chemicals to leak out. The only thing you need to be careful of is the stainless coating eventually chipping off. With cheaper metal toys, this will happen quickly. Always check your toy for any signs of the stainless coating degrading, and stop using it if it’s on a part that’ll be inserted. The last thing you want is random metal chips in your embedded in your ass. Just writing that is making me very uncomfortable. Given the general build quality of MEO branded toys, this is unlikely to happen, but it’s something you should be looking out for.
Oh So Cold
I assumed the most striking thing about getting this giant steel ball into my ass would be the size, but actually, the smooth surface allowed it to almost glide in. What I wasn’t prepared for was the temperature. At normal room temperature, the metal is rather cold. For the first few minutes after it was inserted, I was squirming from shock. A good kind of squirming, mind, the kind of “omg what is this? Ooooooh! Waaah. Help~ Oooooh”.
You could, of course, take this to an extreme, keeping it in the fridge to prolong the initial shock period. Or keep a bucket of ice water to hand that you can dunk it in every so often. I’m not nearly that brave.
After a few minutes however, the shock subsides as the metal warms to your exact body temperature. Take it out and it’ll feel deliciously warm to the touch.
The design is such that you really need to insert it before trying to fit the cock ring side of things, so I had to let the squirming subside for a short while before even attempting the cock ring.
Oh So … Ouchy?
The “Oh So Easy” aspect of the name refers to the magnetic locking system. Two strong magnets clasp a section of the ring tightly. It’ll come off, but only with some force from your fingers.
The only issue with this kind of lock is that getting some skin trapped in there is going to be more painful than you can possibly imagine, and will lead to bruising. Take care when locking it on, but after that, there’s no worry about it accidentally unlocking.
However, it strikes me that the CAZZOMEO Oh So Easy Magnetic Metal Ass Lock is mainly designed for males who are either endowed with dicks so long they don’t need to go all the way in during penetration, or who are mainly going in the padded rear end. For a heterosexual couple, in the missionary position, it didn’t quite work as intended. She complained of the metal hitting her pubic bone a lot. A few times we dislodged the magnetic clasp too, which promptly snapped back into place regardless of what skin was now be trapped in there. Ouchy.
For gay male couples, or those with a little more padding to cushion against the hard metal ring, this shouldn’t be a problem. We resorted to doggie style, and the pleasure proceeded nicely.
Oh So Delightful
So how does the CAZZOMEO Oh So Easy Magnetic Metal Ass Lock actually feel? Absolutely bloody lovely, thank you. At least from the cock end of this relationship. It’s definitely a win from my end, but we’ll need to take care and choose positions wisely. She definitely appreciated the added firmness, and the anal pleasure on my end led to a more primal enthusiasm too.
Compared to a silicone ass lock cock ring, there’s a world of difference. The silicone toy is really just two toys. You’ll have a little feeling from the butt plug, and you’ll have a functional cock ring. Cool. The CAZZOMEO Oh So Easy Magnetic Metal Ass Lock joins the two functions solidly together in an incredible metal symphony of fucking pleasure. Because of that metal bridge between the two, every small motion can be felt back there, in that large ball wedged deep in your pass. It’s a bit like being in the middle of a threesome. Holy s*** it’s good, assuming the fit works for you.
The CAZZOMEO Oh So Easy Magnetic Metal Ass Lock is a work of art, a temperature torture device, a threesome simulator, and a solid 713g of sheer fun. And it’ll keep your dick rock solid.
The downside to the CAZZOMEO Oh So Easy Magnetic Metal Ass Lock is the cleaning, but that’s the same of any metal toys. You shouldn’t use regular cleaning products or water, especially on the magnets. Only use isopropyl (rubbing) alcohol. You can buy alcohol wipes for this, usually sold for medical purposes.
The CAZZOMEO Oh So Easy Magnetic Metal Ass Lock gets a metal-as-fuck 8/10 from me.
Where To Buy
Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Tigerlily for this review of the CAZZOMEO Oh So Easy Magnetic Metal Ass Lock.
The CAZZOMEO Oh So Easy Magnetic Metal Ass Lock was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by MEO.de. Thank you! 🙂