Bondara Mr Realist Dildo Review
By Cara Sutra
The Bondara Mr Realist Dildo is as sleek and rippled as a fit black stallion. This big black cock (XL, silicone, suction cup base) was sent to me by the friendly folk over at Bondara, who you should really go and visit if you haven’t already. They have some brilliant offers and all the latest sex toys.
As I was saying, the Bondara Mr Realist Dildo was sent to me free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review. It comes in a transparent plastic clamshell outer, with a piece of glossy paper inside bearing the Bondara logo and colours, with product information on the back. This dildo is part of a new range of own brand sex toys at Bondara. I chose the XL size of the Bondara Mr Realist Dildo but they’re also available in small, medium and large and various colours.
Available colours: Black, Cream Flesh, Pink and Purple
Material: Silicone
Features: Real Feel – Genuine Casted, Sturdy Suction cup base
Length: Small 6.5″, Medium 7″, Large 9″, Extra Large 9.5″.
Insertable Dimension: Small 5″, Medium 5.5″, Large 6.5″, Extra Large 7.5″.
Shaft Circumference: Small 4.5″, Medium 4.5″, Large 5.5″, Extra Large 6″.
All these dildos are waterproof.
I have the Black XL Bondara Mr Realist Dildo and it was immediately clear that this was a dildo I was going to have a lot of fun with. it’s huge, it’s veiny, it has balls and a suction cup. What’s not to love?
By my own measurements my XL Bondara Mr Realist Dildo is 9.25 inches in overall length, with an insertable length of 7.5 inches and a maximum circumference (shaft) of 5.6 inches. The diameter across the bottom of the suction cup base is 3.25 inches.
As a silicone sex toy the Bondara Mr Realist Dildo is only compatible with water based and hybrid lubes, not silicone or oil based. It can be used vaginally or anally, although I would advise slipping a condom over it before using anally to avoid any lingering nasty smells even after a thorough clean. It’s waterproof so you can thoroughly submerge it to clean and then spritz with an antibacterial sex toy cleaner, as well as enjoying it in the bath or shower. The suction cup means that it’s compatible with strap on sex harnesses too.
The first challenge to overcome with the XL Bondara Mr Realist Dildo was quite obviously the size. I am always up for a challenge with sex toys (as I have quite a few of the ‘regular’ or ‘standard’ types) so these days anything a little different arouses my interest. And hopefully other places.
I must admit, I can’t take all of the Bondara Mr Realist Dildo vaginally. It’s simply too long. Not that I care, as the length that I can fit in feels amazing. There’s also a nice firm pair of testicles to sink your nails into as you’re thrusting it in and out of yourself. Can we say ‘therapeutic’?
Anally, I’ve only ventured a little way but I am far from able to take all this monster up the rear quite yet. The girth doesn’t pose too much of a problem vaginally (with enough lube and excitement; still not a bucket) but it really does matter to me butt-wise. Ouch. Maybe one day! For now, using this as a vaginal dildo is absolutely perfect for me, thankyouverymuch.
There’s a very realistic curve to the Bondara Mr Realist Dildo, even if the length is a tad optimistic for the average Joe. This means there’s a risk of it toppling over when you stand it on the bedside table if you don’t suction it with the base properly. Only really applicable if you’re tossing it to the side absentmindedly after enjoying s rampant session.
The Bondara Mr Realist Dildo is a fabulous all round, versatile sex toy. You can enjoy it if you’re a man, woman, fluid, in a relationship, single, straight, bi, gay, queer, other. It simply doesn’t matter. If you have a sexy space to fit this dildo in then happy days. It’s also waterproof so you can give it some love in the bath or shower, as well as clean it thoroughly after use. Make sure you leave it to dry completely before putting into a storage box or bag. Speaking of which, there’s no storage pouch provided with this dildo but it’s a standard basic dildo at an affordable price, so that’s understandable.
The silicone material remains a bit more ‘tacky’ than completely dry again after cleaning and a good time left to air and dry. Not like my Tantus dildo which reverts to being entirely dry feeling. It may be down to the type of silicone used. In any case there’s no nasty, untoward smells and the dildo seems durable and reliable for prolonged, vigorous internal use.
If you’d like to enjoy this beast yourself, treat a partner or perhaps opt for a smaller size/different colour, you can buy the Bondara Mr Realist Dildo for £21.99 from the Bondara online sex shop.
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Mine came only in the plastic packaging, no box, as picture here, and no literature. It was hoping for written confirmation of it being silicone and also a use and care guide.
Hello – not sure why yours didn’t come in a box or with any guide, sorry. You would have to contact Bondara to ask them. Good luck