TPE

I really like the MotorBunny Sex Machine. Yes it isn't as polished as its inspiration but it certainly does the job that's required of it. It can rip an orgasm out of its rider or be used to tease and edge for prolonged periods of time. It's also great for BDSM play and would go well in any professional dungeon.

I’m now becoming quite the connoisseur of masturbation sleeves. I’ve tried a variety of different sizes, textures, materials, shapes etc (not electrostim yet though, yikes). Now I know what I do and don’t like from them, I suppose I’ve come to expect certain things from them.

It was time to delve, or dip into the budget range male sleeve masturbators and give the Cal Exotics Apollo Reversible Dual Stroker Penis Masturbator from Bondara a go. 

The TENGA Air Tech Regular Masturbator Cup looks pretty snazzy compared to the average penis-toy. The vibrant silver and blood orange branding makes it look bright, cheerful, and exciting while also maintaining a neat and sophisticated feel.

If you have a dick (or have access to a dick that you appreciate and would love to spoil) I have some  great news for you. TENGA eggs exist, and they are fucking fantastic! It’s an odd concept I know but bear with me and let me explain why wrapping your dick in a TPE egg makes for a pretty amazing experience!

I was delighted when I found out that Cara needed someone to review the ElectraStim Jack Socket Electro Sex Penis Masturbator as I have a lot of experience with reviewing e-stim equipment and I’ve actually had my eye on this product for a while now.

Overall would the TENGA Air Tech Twist Ripple Masturbator Cup lead me to putting my Fleshlight in the bin? Probably not.  Would it provide me with a pleasant alternative as a result of the various tightness and suction settings, absolutely.

I was lucky enough this time to try the TENGA Standard Edition Deep Throat Onacup, available at Lovehoney. Never having used a penis masturbator before I had no idea how they were supposed to feel or how much it would be like the real thing. I've looked at these TENGA sex toys for a while and always wondered what they were like.

I gave the TENGA Flip Hole White Penis Masturbator a good inspection all over. I couldn't help but be impressed at the luxury product that lay before me.

When I first started getting into sex toys, TENGA was one of the first brands I found myself gravitating towards. They offered unique masturbation products that were not disembodied genitalia, and when you are still exploring sex toys, that can be quite threatening. But TENGA were just like 'trust us, put your dick in this and you will thank us'. And so, I did, and boy am I glad I did.

I was sent the Bondara Suction Cup Ultra Masturbator by Cara Sutra as part of her Pleasure Panel (courtesy of Bondara) to test for my open and honest review, so here we go!

Today it's a joint Mr and Mrs Stickywicket review of the Loving Joy Jessica Rabbit MK2 Vibrator, available from Loving Joy.

I fully enjoyed the sleeve by removing it from the casing. As I placed it directly on to my erect shaft where I was enjoying the textures to a higher degree of pleasure, I reached climax this way directly into the sleeve for a pleasurable masturbation session.

Cara was mean to me last month and I spent days locked in male chastity all in the name of reviewing, so on this round she was clearly feeling a bit more charitable when she sent me the TENGA Air Tech Strong Masturbator Cup.

So the TENGA Black Flip Hole Masturbator. I’ve wanted one of these for a long, long time since I stumbled across the concept 3 years or so ago while browsing Lovehoney. And, finally - thanks in small part to a generous discount - it is now mine. But was it worth the wait and money? Well, read on and find out.

I have never used a sleeve before and really had no idea what to expect at this point and so I was pleasantly surprised at the sensation I discovered. It was very reminiscent of a blow job! Even down to the sucking feeling on the backstroke. Result! I played about with the ‘twist’ function for a while and found that even though I am far from a big boy, the twist would not actually stay on the last 2 tightest settings without clicking out to a wider fit. This bodes well for those with slimmer cocks who still want a tight fit.

The packaging is a really nicely done - okay, it does look a bit like a men's deodorant gift set, but it’s not overly tacky. There are instructions on the box packet of how to use this which is all you need, although a bit more info on cleaning and refreshing would have been useful. It doesn't come with instructions but then it's aimed at men and we probably wouldn't read them anyway!

We did experiment and play with the TENGA Zero Flip Hole in a number of ways and the Mr seemed to seriously love everything we tried. Sandwiched between my thighs, think human toy mount, we were able to enjoy a very intimate session without penetration. This isn't something we have a particular need to do but it does add to the versatility of the TENGA. I was able to control the pressure on his cock with my thighs while we both had our hands free which was a fantastic bonus.

Once they got the basics right, they have added variety. I tried the Original Pink Lady Vagina Fleshlight model. Want more tightness? Then there is the Super Tight. Want ribbing or nubs rather than smooth? You’re more than catered for. Don’t like the vaginal moulding? There is mouth, ass and even butt cheeks. (An aside to Fleshlight here, I’d like a glory hole version with no external anatomy moulding please.) Want to channel your inner voyeur? Then go for the transparent Fleshlight Ice.

It was pure aesthetics that drew me to the TENGA Iroha Mini Sora Mikan Vibrator, especially the "Sora-Mikan" colour. I'm more partial to fun looking sex toys versus ones with a more luxurious appearance, and the cute little shape and colours of the TENGA Iroha Mini drew me right in. Unfortunately, while this vibrator is definitely aesthetically pleasing, it isn't quite as physically pleasing.