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When A Condom Fails: LELO HEX

By Cara Sutra: It’s ridiculously ironic that the first time the world at large heard about LELO’s newest product, it was on April 1st. It’s just a shame the news wasn't also outed as an April Fools that day, so we could all have a laugh and applaud LELO's sense of humour over the LELO HEX.

Why I Don’t Like Smartphone App Controlled Sex Toys

I don’t like smartphone app controlled sex toys. There, I said it. Yes, I know they’re all technological and wondrous and I should probably be ecstatic about the advancements being made in the sex toy field.

7 Dangers Of Buying Into The Orgasm Gap

Working in the sex industry, I've recently heard the term orgasm gap a number of times in blog posts, on social media and in press emails to me. What is this orgasm gap? Why is the spotlight on it now? And why do I believe there are dangers associated with it?

8 Things All Men Do During Sex Which Spells The End Of Your Relationship

By Cara Sutra: Can the world please stop caring so damn much about what (supposedly) all men do? Or what all men think? And how, all these things that ALL MEN DO! Or ALL MEN THINK! are immediate and obvious signs that you, as a woman, are unattractive/unloved/neglected/totally shit in bed and should go and live under a rock with only a masturbatory twig for company?

Censored sexuality: why the UK porn ban is so terrifying

By Cara Sutra: I mean if porn DVDs are being produced which are expressing an enjoyable and liberated view of sexuality, then there should be no problem having Video on Demand following the same guidelines. This has become known as the UK porn ban.

Stealthing Is Actually Rape | A Message For Men Who Secretly Damage Condoms Or...

A disgusting sex practice has come to my attention in the past few days – and I’m not talking about whatever you can find in so-called weird porn. No, I mean properly disgusting. The practice known as stealthing. I’m so angry I can barely type.

When Explicit Photos Are A Breach Of Consent

Working in the adult industry I see my fair share of explicit photos. Dick pics: amateur and porn star. Naked breasts: pendulous to Parisienne. Spread vulva: hairless to hirsute. I follow blogs and social media where imagery from artistic nudes to hardcore porn are welcomed, celebrated and shared. So why do some explicit photos anger me so much? Well sometimes, explicit photos are a breach of consent.

The Human Puppy Programme & Why I Love Puppy Play

By Cara Sutra: I don't have a kink for pretending to be a dog. I'm not even a 'dog person'. However, the national furore surrounding people who want to be a human puppy this week really made my hackles rise. The cause of the outrage? TV shows giving an insight into the puppy play scene and/or fetish, including a Channel 4 documentary entitled The Secret Life Of The Human Pups.

Stampy Pants Rant: Blogger pressure to get naked & amateur porn

Raised traffic due to partial or total nudity does not equal good blogging in my opinion, it equals more free porn on the internet. Of course free pornography will always get great traffic. It's free porn!

List of Shame: The 10 sex toys which need forcing into retirement

I know you all wonder about the dark side of my sex toy collection and for once I don't mean bondage restraints. The ones that sadly, didn't get (chucked) away. The toys which have brought me to tears of frustration. The toys which have made me grip the sheets harder as I bite back the venom which threatens to tumble forth as I search for the right button. The toys which have made me scream - in agony.

Do stretch marks ruin a woman’s body?

Got this comment on one of my Facebook Page photos (where you can see some of my stretch marks - gasp, horror) yesterday which made me laugh. From a cosmetic surgeon, funnily enough.

Is A Non-Porous Real-Feel Sex Toy Material Too Much To Ask?

By Cara Sutra: I'm not talking about the bed, although the subject of this post could also be a breeding ground. Real feel penetrable sex toys. Is it out of the question entirely for adult product manufacturers to make a non-porous real-feel sex toy?

Sex, lies, videotape and being a decent person

Now this is totally my own opinion here, but surely being a decent person dictates that you don’t show someone’s sexy goodies off to all and sundry, or even one other person, if you haven’t got explicit permission, excuse the pun. If you don’t have consent to share said pictures, video, whatever type of media it is - then don’t. It doesn’t even just apply to sexy selfies, sex tapes and naked photos - this is usual courteous practice when it comes to sharing an image that someone has taken which you’ve found on the internet. Could be of anything. A kitten, a flower, a bridge, a vibrator. Don’t just take it and share it on your blog - ask permission first. Or at least make sure consent to share/use it is apparent by it being labelled under Creative Commons licence. Same with snippets and excerpts of someone’s writing.

Stampy Pants Rant: Watch batteries in sex toys

Bloody cell aka watch batteries in sex toys! No! So you're excitedly looking forward to a nifty little vibrator that promises a whole new world of power, sensation and kick-ass orgasms. THEN you find out it...

The 13th Doctor Who Is A Woman – And Why Shouldn’t They Be?

Doomsday struck in the middle of a live sporting event, of all things. What the old boys of Whovian fandom had feared suddenly became terrifying reality. The 13th Doctor Who will be a woman.

Don’t Call Me Baby: When Sexy Roleplay Is A Complete Turn-Off

By Cara Sutra: There's a particularly stomach-churning part of the internet which insists on foisting sexy roleplay on to others while completely bypassing the need for consent or even an ounce of interest from the other party. Without turning it into a gender war, this does majorly seem to be men viewing unsolicited sexy roleplay as a way to 'pull' women on the internet.

Stop slut shaming ‘whores’: Prostitution might be legal but should be safe and shame-free

‘Whore’ has become a name used during sex. It’s a term of endearment to me, of affection from my partner. The same as ‘slut’. I don’t see these words as insulting when he uses them to me, to say in the heat of our private moments that I am the stereotypical streetwalking hussy that’s only having sex with him because I want to get paid for it. I can’t lie and say that if we were roleplaying and he slapped down £20 on the bedside table and told me to ‘suck his cock like a good little whore’ that I would get offended, that I wouldn’t be turned on. Because I would. Does that make me wrong, prejudiced, not sex-positive? I don’t think so.

10 Myths About Bisexual People

Although bisexuality is slowly becoming more visible in the media landscape, and more respected as the distinct sexuality it is, so many myths about bisexual people remain prevalent.

“Having A Baby Ruined My Vagina!” Does Childbirth Ruin Vaginas?

By Cara Sutra: Have you ever heard a woman say similar? "Having a baby ruined my vagina!" isn't something you hear most mums say. So what's the truth, does childbirth ruin vaginas?

Newsflash Michigan: Anal Sex & Blowjobs Are Not The Same As Dog Fucking

Yep, because apparently Michigan USA need this pointing out. You'd think the differences between consensual human fuckery, in all it's beautiful and kinky forms, and fucking animals, which cannot be consensual, would be patently obvious to anyone. Apparently not in Michigan, where a bill is being put forwards (SB19) which could lead to the outlawing of not just sex with dogs & animals, but also consensual anal sex and oral sex between adult humans. Grouped together as one and the same motion.