By Cara Sutra: He may have been an old man – to her, at least – but his cock was as rigid and thick and ready as any young stud. Her endeavours crawling across the floor towards him, over the generous amount of floor, hadn’t been in vain, judging from the warm pulsing through the stiff member she soon held in her hand.
It's that time of year again, when thoughts turn to the perfect sexy Christmas gifts for your lovers, partners, husband, wife - or the flirty office starlet who you're pretty sure has been catching your eye all year. You've got plans for the Christmas office party, that's for sure.
What made me really laugh was light up controls. As if somehow a woman was able to detach her own head during masturbation and stick it between her legs to spy on where the buttons are. Well - female masturbation is a mysterious beast, for sure. Never quite detached my own head though.
By Mel MacFarlane: As a woman, I love opening expensive new lingerie on Christmas morning (hint, hint). I love the thought of my other half lovingly choosing the delicate fabrics, admiring the cut of the soft lace and his face as he dreams of me wearing it. I picture him assertively flicking through the hangers, and the final eureka moment when he spies the perfect garment to emphasise my long legs, disguise my saggy tummy and deliver a cleavage to die for.
Writing sex has its own challenges, check out my last post on what they are and how to overcome them. Today I’m upping the ante and adding in an element of fantasy. Not just the kinda thing you think about when you’re having solo fun time, no, I’m talking paranormal erotica and erotic romance.
Couples who prioritise romance are eager to select that perfect Christmas gift, which is why I’m so pleased to be able to provide this extensive sexy gift guide to help you through the festive shopping season.
This attempts to be something of a personal explanation of why I hate Mother's Day. I can completely get why some, maybe even most people love Mother's Day. Buying your lovely mother a big bunch of pink flowers, getting her favourite chocolates, a bottle of wine... taking her out for a Spring time lunch. Enjoying chatter together either daughter and mother or son and mother. Very picturesque. I imagine.
Buyer's guide sexy edibles & edible underwear spotlight: What are these cheap novelties really like? Are they a great sexy stocking filler for your partner or funny Secret Santa gift for office colleagues?
By Zak Jane Keir Of course, it’s Easter, which is the Christian festival most associated with ‘fertility rituals’ and symbols that are not really that Christian at all – though there is still no agreement, let alone any proof, as to which specific ancient pagan feast inspired the annual celebration of eggs, bunnies, flowers and binging on chocolate. I wish you all joy and delight in the springtime, whether your bunnies are battery-powered or the sort that moan with joy when you wrap them up in rope, and if you want to mark the occasion by eating a Creme Egg off your favourite playmate’s naughty bits then go right ahead.
Giveaway: In this Christmas giveaway there won’t just be one lucky winner – there’ll be 10 of you. This makes it an extra exciting giveaway, I’m sure you’ll agree. Tracy’s Dog have sent me 10 of their Magic Wand Vibrators to giveaway to lucky winners in time for Christmas 2016.
The annual celebration of romance is just around the corner, so it's time to take a look at the best Sexy Valentine's Day Shopping Offers 2016. Save money on your sex toys and sexy lingerie - whether you're arranging a saucy night in with a partner or planning on some self-seduction and well deserved me-time.
For all those planning a Halloween party for their adult friends, I thought I’d ‘treat’ you to some of my favourite Halloween party games. These games are perfect for those who are a little older, but can be adapted for younger children to play too. Enjoy!
How To Have Great Sex With Your Partner Despite A Politics Clash With the United Kingdom General Election 2017 fast approaching, tensions are high - particularly if you and your partner support different political parties. Very...
“How to Bag a Man for Valentine’s Day” (because all women are straight, don’t forget) and if there should be a specific man in said Singleton’s sights (poor bloke), “10 Ways to Make Him Propose on Valentine’s Day” “6 of the Best Lingerie Sets to Make him Forget His Name, Hand Over His Wallet and Make Him Suck on Your High Heels While You Plan Your Wedding In Two Weeks Time” etc etc. You get my point.
How would you like to win some much lusted-after paracord Kinkcraft fetish gear in time for Christmas? Well you're in luck. The kinky, crafty people over at Kinkcraft are offering not just one, but two delicious prizes for some lucky winners in this new Cara Sutra giveaway. So just what gorgeous goodies from the Kinkcraft fetish gear range can you hope to win?
Hopefully you're feeling rejuvenated after the holidays and ready to start a fresh new year - 2018. Set aside those well-intentioned – but, let's face it, quite boring – New Year's Resolutions for the moment, and think about hitting up some sexy goals. Welcome to the Happy New Year of Sexploration giveaway!
But apparently men have resented this day of love and romance. For now, on March 14th, there has come about Steak and Blow Job Day. I mean, really? That's what men want, is it? Recognition for being SO lovely on Valentine's Day, for deigning to even think in terms of romance, for valuing their relationship for a WHOLE day, that the month after, they need a steak dinner and a suck off session to recover?
It will soon be Valentine's Day, and you know what that means: bondage. Wait, what? Ok, maybe bondage and Valentine's Day aren't synonymous for everyone. However, with the release of a Fifty Shades of Grey film -and related sex toys- around Valentine's Day for the past couple of years, the two are becoming irrefutably and inexorably entwined.