By Cameryn Moore In my last column, I laid out a few ways and reasons for you to sound like yourself when you’re having sex. Today, I’m going to share with you some ways to sound like someone else, in a short discussion of the vocal aspects of role-play.
By Hella Rude I had a silly idea about a sexual equation to create an Averaged Singleton Statement to determine a single person's average number of lovers. A true reflection of our sexual habits would take into account the number of relationships we have had, how long those relationships last and the number of years we have been sexually active, so why not use that information to create a generalised representation of our single habits?
By Jon Pressick When it comes to sex, lust takes centre stage. Desire and craving are deliciously intertwined with sex—as they should be! Whether you’re in a committed relationship or keeping your sex casual, an absence of lust could indicate potential problems in your appetite for that situation.
By Hella Rude Today a lady mentioned that she hates her inner labia. This statement always sends a pang to my heart because I feel that female anatomy is so misunderstood. It is not part of our culture to understand the intimate and intricate detailing of our bodies, especially those parts which offer the most pleasure.
Absolute submission vs safe, sane & sensible BDSM We can’t even blame 50 Shades for the idea of ‘absolute’ submission, because it’s been around for at least 30 years. And, while Anastasia Steele might be a vacant fumbletrumpet who appears to have reached adulthood without even knowing what an email is, she does dump Creepy Christian more than once and even answers back from time to time.
Ostinato is an impressive sex toy which can take you to higher levels of self-pleasure. It is very easy to use and mobile in nature. It has a very delicate and light feeling. Its shape is such that it fits your body as if your body were designed for the Ostinato sex toy.
Happy New Year! Welcome to your neuroses. It’s the time of year when the advertisers look into your soul, pull out all your worst insecurities and try to sell you some crap to make it all better. So to counteract the media wanting you to lose weight, enlarge your boobs, whiten your teeth and iron out your wrinkles I’m going to focus on being body positive and how you can practically add that to your work.
By Cameryn Moore “I want to learn how to talk dirty, but I don't want it to sound cheesy, you know what I mean?" I think I know what people mean, but for my own information-gathering purposes, I have started playing dumb with that question. No, I don’t know what you mean.
By Jon Pressick Eye spy with my little eye, something that is… Beautiful. Pretty. Sexy. Hot. Ravishing. Handsome. Alluring. Stunning. In concluding this series on sex and our five senses, sight was specifically left for last because it is the most dominantly referenced and most readily connective.
By Hella Rude The first time I heard the phrase 'new year, new you' was during my first year working with Lovehoney. As someone who is blinkered to self-depreciating bollocks on the interwebs, this apparent cliche had managed to pass me by for my then 26 years. Since acknowledging the premise, my eyes have really been opened to how much consumerism can make you feel shit about yourself during the festive season...
‘He came back with a scarf which was taken from a snowman in the garden and some large sprigs of holly. Lee wrapped the scarf around my head and took some miniature pegs from the Christmas card holder around the fire. He fastened two pegs to my nipples and told me to bend over and hold my ankles.‘ The officer shifted in his seat and moved closer into the table. Does he have an erection? wondered Kerry, stifling a giggle. The officer silenced her with a glare and gestured for her to continue.
If your cover is writhing with bared sweaty genitalia or is called something like Fuck My Anus Dirty Boy then most niche-but-not-specifically-sex-based gigs will freak out and reject you. And while you might get some major publicity out of showcasing your sexual awakening tale entitled I Love My Pussy at the local cat show, you’d have to have a thicker skin than me and no day job you’d mind losing, to think it worth a go.