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By Scandarella: Svakom is a brand that I’m not very familiar with on a personal level. I’ve only had the chance to try one of their products in the past. It was the Rebecca mini vibe and it was faulty. So was its replacement, so before Cara gave me the opportunity to review the Svakom Trysta Rolling G-Spot Vibrator (available here in the UK) for the Pleasure Panel, I was still clueless as to whether or not I liked Svakom products at all.
By Scandarella: Let me tell y’all about my new lover! We met when Cara Sutra introduced us through the Pleasure Panel, and as soon as I saw the sleek black beast in front of me, I was in love.
By Scandarella I was a wooden sex toy virgin, but the lovely Cara Sutra changed that when she chose me to review this gorgeous FreudeAnHolz Taurus Walnut Wooden Dildo for the Pleasure Panel.
By Scandarella It doesn’t happen often, but sometimes I come across a picture of a sex toy which has a shape that turns me on at first sight. It’s usually dildos that do this for me, especially those which have exciting textures or generously tapered G-Spotting tips. It’s rare that I ever come across a vibrator that gets me wet before I even know whether or not it performs, and I’ve never had a ladyboner over an internet image of a rabbit style vibe.
By Scandarella Confession time: I’m a 35 year old woman and had never used a Durex product in my life before this month. The very word ‘Durex’ has always reminded me of two things: the dirty jokes my older cousins would tell when I was a kid – none of which I understood – and the realisation in my early teens of exactly what those jokes meant, and therefore what those Durex things in my parent’s bedroom were actually for.
By Scandarella I’d never heard of Ramblin’ Brands or their products before getting this vibe (The Frenchman Vibrator), so I had a browse on the net to find out what the craic was. I discovered that the Smile Makers range – which is comprised of the Fireman, the Frenchman, the Tennis Coach and the Millionaire – is based on classic women’s fantasy characters.
By Scandarella I’ll kick this review off by making a statement: I love L’Amourose! I have a few of their products now, and each addition to my collection makes me want more. Everything about them is sheer luxury, from the outer packaging to all the wonderful things found inside.
By Scandarella Though not as glorious as its sibling, Pina Colada, the Cock Candy Strawberry Kiwi Flavoured Lube is one of the most authentic tasting oral sex gels out there.
By Scandarella My desire to give all the blow jobs recently went through the roof. Why? Cock Candy Pina Colada Flavoured Lube. The stuff is delicious! Seriously, if it was even remotely sensible I’d be happy to stick it and a shot of Bacardi in a glass and slam it. I’ve had pre-packaged Pina Colada’s that weren’t nearly as tasty as this, and although it has the same kind of sweetness you get from a pre-made cocktail, you don’t get the artificial, chemically aftertaste associated with many flavoured lubes. Bonus!
There are literally dozens of different textures to choose from, each of them having a tell-tale name as to what you can expect, such as, Wavy, Twister, or Lover’s Heart to name but a few. We were given the opportunity to try out the TENGA Egg Shiny.
By Scandarella This Sh Easy Egg Vibrator looked promising when I first unpacked it. Nine times out of ten, the control units on these battery powered contraptions are flimsy and fragile, but the one that powers this toy is pretty well made, though it has quite a short wire. It feels sturdy in the hand, and the buttons are those flat, behind the scenes ones that I like. It’s harder to accidentally press them in use, so there’s no worrying about surprise changes at the wrong moment.
By Scandarella The Intimate Melody Lava 3 in 1 vibrator set is a thing of beauty. As soon as I saw the packaging, I got a good feeling in the pit of my stomach. It’s a simple, solid, permanent storage solution in itself, and nothing about it is offensive. I like inoffensive, because, well it doesn’t offend me, lol.
We’ve tried a few of these System JO flavoured lubes now, and they’ve all been a hit, so when this System JO H2O Strawberry Kiss Lube came up for review we just had to give it a shot. Before I could even get my hands on it, my husband had pocketed it, telling me it was about time he got to have first go with the new stuff. I took that to mean that I was in for a lot of spoiling, so I didn’t argue!
When a friend pointed this GODEMICHE Adam Dildo Halloween Edition out to me, I was past myself with want. I literally panicked that it would sell out before I got a chance to buy one.
By Scandarella: The packaging for the Drop of Sweden H2O Rabbit Vibrator is pretty simple. It kinda reminds me of the boxes of tissues my aunt always has lying around her house, except instead of sheets of paper, the cut out on this one reveals a sex toy that it turns out is definitely nothing to turn your nose up at.
By Scandarella This little bunny is hands down the cutest sex toy we have, and I kinda love it for that reason alone. But, she (yes, it’s a she and I named her Snowflake) was sent to me to test and review, so her unfortunate fate became all too clear.
I make no secret of the fact that while I love giving my husband oral, there’s a part of me that hates it. I dislike the taste of pre-cum and actual cum is gag-alicious, so flavoured lubes are a godsend. While minty types are my faves, cherry comes in a close second, so when I spied this wee bottle of System JO H2O Cherry Burst being offered for review, I jumped at the chance to try it.