Louise Lace

To ensure the Cloud 9 Pro Sensual Series Power Touch Plus 2 was thoroughly tested I handed the wireless controller and the bullet over to my husband.  With a twinkle in my eye I dared him to do his worst.  Big mistake!  Over the course of the next few hours my husband used every setting to drag me to the brink of orgasm then whip the device away at the critical moment, effectively edging me over and over again...

Admittedly I didn't get too far through the settings before he was a quivering wreck in front of me.  I slowed the Aneros Vice 2 Remote Control Vibrating Prostate Massager to a slow steady vibration and slowly caressed him as he caught his breath.  I purred in his ear and asked how his new toy felt and once he'd finished gasping "it's good, it's really good" he eventually was able to start to form a full sentence again.

Before discarding the box, I took a minute of two to review the blurb Vibease has positioned on the back and sides of the box.  The Vibease Jewel Collection Emerald Vibrator is "designed for ultimate clitoral stimulation... perfect or teasing and caressing."  Vibease describe the prongs as rabbit ears but whilst the Emerald features 2 separate prongs, in my opinion they do not resemble ears in any way.

Maneuvering the SVAKOM Siren so that my clit was nestled between the two tongues, the ridged silicone adding an extra dimension to the vibrations and with seconds I was writhing and moaning on the bed.  I found using the very tips on my clit was too much for me regardless of the setting but nestling my clit between the tongues certainly hit the spot.

I absolutely adore the sights, sounds and smells of the fairground -the rides not so much, I'm very much a 'eat the food, hold the bags' visitor to the fair.  Speaking of eating the food, cotton candy or candy floss is something I always grab a stick of as I walk past all of the bright and colourful sweet stalls.  When I saw the System JO Candy Shop H2O Cotton Candy Lube in the Pleasure Panel round I didn't think twice about volunteering.

Over the years I have amassed a rather extensive adult toy collection, ranging from starter items such as bullet vibes through to thigh cuffs and ball gags. One thing I have few of, however, is glass toys. I was lucky enough to be selected to review the Loving Joy Spectrum Ribbed Glass Dildo from Loving Joy and I was absolutely thrilled.

Upon opening, the Annabelle Knight Wowee Powerful Clitoral Vibrator is packaged in a lovely purple and black box with a black and white line drawing of a long-haired lady.  While it does state that it is a clitoral vibrator on the packaging, it doesn’t immediately scream sex toy.

If you are new to bullet vibrators, the Rocks Off Touch of Velvet Lilac Bullet Vibrator would be a good place to start. However, if you already own another bullet style vibrator from Rock Off, you are likely to be a little disappointed in the Touch of Velvet.

I loved the unusual shape of the Rocks Off Aura Vibrator, it definitely doesn’t look like a sex toy, I could easily leave this on my dressing table and it could be mistaken for a perfume bottle or a posh nail varnish.

My husband and I have been experimenting with chastity play for several years now. Having spotted the Oxy Shop Stainless Steel Chastity Cage CH32 from Oxy Shop in the list of Cara's products available for review, I couldn’t resist volunteering to lock up my husband for a couple of weeks, all in the name of product research and reviewing obviously 😉

I have a Satisfyer clitoral vibrator in my toy box which in all honesty took a little while to get used to, it offered a different type of stimulation to what I was used to but it has now secured its place in my toy box and is regularly brought out to play, so, I was intrigued to find out if the Pro 21 Function G-spot Rabbit Vibrator would also earn a place in my pleasure box.

I have quite a collection of wrist cuffs, ankle cuffs, collars and tie-eee-uppy things but, what I don’t have is any thigh cuffs.  Dildo fairy Cara to the rescue and with the help of a donation from Honour, a pair of HNRX ES Bondage Rubber Thigh Cuffs made their way to me as part of the October 2018 Pleasure Panel Round. *squeal*

The MEO Doppio Double Dildo is curved in a 'U' shape with two different sized shafts and heads, the largest being 1.4 inch in diameter and the smallest 1.2 inch. Each of the shafts has small vein details which in all honesty are not particularly noticeable when in use but do add a bit of realism to the toy. The ridge of each of the heads is small and does not impede the insertion of the dildo. The largest of the shafts has an insertable length of around 6.5 inches and the smallest around 5 inches.

I was lucky enough to be selected to review the Loving Joy DUA Interchangeable Attachments Vibrator from Loving Joy which comes with 2 attachments, as part of the June Pleasure Panel round.

Both my other half and I enjoy a bit of anal play so when I noticed the Nexus G-Stroker Rechargeable Unisex G-Spot Massager available to review from Cara Sutra I couldn't resist throwing my name in the hat to review it. Many thanks to Cara for selecting me to put this gadget through its paces.

I was lucky enough to be selected to review the Oxballs Finger Fuck Textured Glove as part of the Pleasure Panel. I have a toy box bursting with dildos, vibes, wands, whips and floggers but what I don't have any of is kink gloves.

The March Pleasure Panel round fell on my birthday this year so while the birthday fairy did not deliver a Doxy in my gift bag, the dildo fairy that is Cara did send me the PowerBullet Pillow Talk Cheeky Wand Vibrator from Simply Pleasure instead. The delivery arrived so quickly I was still stuffing my chops with birthday cake!

When I slipped off the case lid, the Womanizer 2GO Lipstick Clitoral Stimulator really does look like a lipstick, the shaft is the same shiny gold as the box and trim and the silicone head is a dark pink, shaped just like an actual lipstick. It did make me laugh, like I said earlier, this product in no way resembles a sex toy and could definitely be left around the house as a novelty item, I need no excuses if the teens stumble across this item.

I received the System JO H2O Jelly Water Based Personal Lubricant as a reviewer for the Pleasure Panel. I have reviewed many toys during my time so far on the Pleasure Panel, many of which are silicone and therefore require water-based lubricants to prevent damage so can never have enough compatible lubes.

After chatting to the Sheets of San Francisco team on Twitter (@SheetsoSF) one evening, I was offered one of their duvet covers to try out. There was no way I was going to miss out on the opportunity to test out one of their highly acclaimed products so I jumped at the chance to have one of my own.