KurosakiKun

Often if I’m doing a bit of online shopping of the risqué nature I will just add a bottle of lube “just in case” or “it always comes in handy!”  Along comes the lubricant we have today, the Lubido Aloe Infused Anal Ease Lubricant to give it its Sunday name.

The majority of the sex toys I have used over the past few years have been plain ol’ strokers that all in all might look different, be different shapes and sizes, but are all textured tunnels and pretty similar.  Along comes the Loving Joy Realistic Vagina and Ass Masturbator from Loving Joy with a bit of a twist to the usual, not just one textured tunnel of love but TWO!  Spoilt for choice with a vaginal opening and what looks like a smaller, tighter anal orifice.

The description of this butt plug is slightly misleading I think, the Loving Joy Medium Cream Butt Plug seems to me to be anything but 'medium'! When it arrived I ripped open the packaging and gasped at the girth on display, I knew I would need to serious warming up before getting this fella inside!

Lately I seem to have been inundated with vibrating penis-centric strokers, the latest, the Cal Exotics Apollo Vibrating Power Stroker from Bondara piqued my interest with the addition of a rather powerful looking suction base, will this be the ultimate in hands-free orgasm?  First looks are promising and whilst awaiting delivery I had already made my mind up where it was getting hung for its first use and which other places and positions I could get into!

I have been lucky enough to get my hands on a vibrator geared towards my own genitals, the Satisfyer Men Vibration is its name, and hopefully it performs as well as it looks!  With the tag line of "Like a blowjob – just better!" I am very hopeful!

Holding the vibrator at the base of the penis and putting on some deep vibrations while receiving a blowjob is phenomenal for the receiver, the giver said the vibrations were a bit off putting for her but not wholly unpleasant!  I, as the receiver was very impressed, a shallow blowjob felt like an intense deep throat blowjob, amazingly!

I’ve tried my fair share of cock rings over the years, loose ones, tight ones, vibrating ones, thick, thin, you name it, I’ve tried all there is to try… Or so I thought.  A very innovative idea from Perfect Fit comes in the shape of the Perfect Fit Speed Shift Adjustable Cock Ring. 

It’s always nice to try out a new toy that has a lot of promise. The Perfect Fit Armour Tug Lock Plug Transparent is an amalgamation of two/three toys, merging them together to offer something a little bit different from your ordinary toy.  Mixed up in this see through beauty is a hands free prostate pleasing plug, a cock ring and a ball stretcher.

I’ve never been one for anatomically correct penis strokers until quite recently when reviewing a particularly realistic vulva resembling toy and fell quite literally into a fantasy world in my head that I hadn’t experienced before, which changed my mind.  On the back of this I had no hesitation in reviewing the wonderfully imagined Loving Joy Real Feel Blow Job Stroker from Loving Joy.

Orgasm-wise, we were pretty impressed with the Blush Novelties Gaia Biodegradable Eco-Friendly Green Vibrator, it builds up and executed some pretty powerful orgasms for both of us, for her we found it much more effectively used for clit stimulation rather than internally.  Equally we found that for myself it brought about an excellent frenulum led orgasm.

I’ve tried a plethora of cock rings before with varying degrees of success; some of the best have been simple and easy to use.  The Bathmate Eight Vibrating Cock Ring is definitely different to any cock ring I have used before and I was intrigued to see how it worked out.

The Bondara Boss Ripple Effect Realistic Vagina Penis Masturbator Review is the second Boss “realistic” masturbator I have tried and enjoyed.  This masturbating sleeve is a lot different to the first one I tried; big and bulky with some hefty weight behind it, yet this sleeve is the opposite, skinny, light and “ultra-realistic”. 

This pulling sleeve, the Bondara Boss Entice Realistic Vagina Dual Density Penis Masturbator, definitely comes in the most impressive packaging; I almost didn’t want to open it up as it looks so good.

The Titus Silicone Series Glans Ring With Penis Plug from Clonezone combines two things I love; a penis plug for urethral/sounding play and a glans ring to hold it in place, stopping over insertion, restricting blood flow to the head of the penis and enabling extended wearing.

The Doc Johnson Power Delay Cream For Men is thick, white and easy to apply.  I found it seemed to absorb into the skin rather quickly and didn’t leave any residue behind.  I would have said the numbing effect took about 10 minutes to fully take effect rather than 25-30 and was noticeable. 

The Aneros Helix Trident Prostate Massager arrives in a nicely designed box with various embossed designs featuring the Helix.  After popping open the top the sleek insert holding the massageral is very thoughtfully put together, magnets hold the flaps together and once opened reveal a user guide and the g-spot stimulator encased in its own plastic bed.  All very nice to look at!

One of the first sex toys/aids I used was probably a cock ring. You know the type: out of a vending machine in the pub toilet when you were 18 and had waited until no one was in there to buy one.  They were awful and the battery lasted about 20 minutes, which was a massive thrill when you had never used one before!

So good at its job is the TENGA Flip Zero Penis Masturbator that I have barely lasted 5 minutes anytime I have used it and after orgasm it is sometimes even too intense to keep pumping, madness.  The Zero seems like a proper, high end toy that’s built to last which induces real head back orgasms.

I was given the opportunity to review the Loving Joy Bound to Please Through-Hole Penis Plug for the Pleasure Panel this month and I’m glad I did.  After a couple of months of “finding” myself after discovering the absolute joy of urethral sounding, I was more than keen to try out a penis plug and see if a more shallow insertion which is worn longer is equally as enjoyable.

One main thing I have always gone for is a vibrating massagers. The Nexus Ultra Si Dual Perineum And Prostate Massager is the first non-vibrating prostate toy I have had the pleasure to try (thanks Cara & Nexus Range).