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At the core there was a plastic sheath which holds some lube and instructions for using the egg for its intended purpose. The core on this one looks different, it’s a spiral of thin lines that wind all around the inside. It looked less scary than the clicky interior but it didn’t fill my heart with joy or other parts with lust. I was merely relieved it didn’t look like frogspawn.

What I saw seemed to me to be an inside full of frogspawn and that was a deal breaker for me, at a young age I fell into a lake full of the stuff getting it up my nose, in my mouth, even in my ears and it was disgusting and horrid and vile and the sight of the stuff churns my stomach. Hence this toy getting a flying lesson and a swift filing under B for bin.