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Rat loving, vegan, gypsy goth based in Bristol, UK.

Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£69.99
Brand:
Satisfyer
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
This has to be one of the hardest reviews I have ever written. I've written a fair few in my time, mostly on adult toys, but never has one challenged me so much as this review for the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation.

SPIT Water Based Lube Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£12.45
Brand:
SPIT
Materials:
Water
I'm always up for trying new lubricants, whether new to the market or new to myself. I put myself forward to test any on offer at the Pleasure Panel and was selected to review the SPIT Water Based Lube available from Freedoms Shop.

Lovehoney Oh Vanilla Massage Candle Review | Pleasure Panel

Massage candles however, seemed to be quite popular and marketed for use in a different way. I had pondered them for quite a while when, whilst placing an order on Lovehoney, I saw this little candle tin pop up in a '3 for £10' offer. I decided to try the Lovehoney Oh Vanilla Massage Candle and I am quite glad that I did.

Sliquid Organics Natural Aloe Based Lube Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£11.99
Brand:
Sliquid
Materials:
Water
Lately I have seen a new market open up for 'natural lubes'. They have intrigued me due to the more natural ingredients and mostly catering for vegans. I put myself forward to review the Sliquid Organics Natural Aloe Based Lube for the Pleasure Panel and was chosen.

Fiore Impulso Whale Net Suspender Tights Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£9.95
Cara selected me to review the Fiore Impulso Whale Net Suspender Tights for the Pleasure Panel. I was looking forward to reviewing these tights as it had been a long time since I'd purchased any hosiery and these looked 'right up my street'.

Bare Naturals Paradise Island Candle Review | Pleasure Panel

I have to admit I was a little bit flummoxed as to why this item popped up for review on the Pleasure Panel. At first I thought the Bare Naturals Paradise Island Candle must be a massage candle but I saw nothing on the website saying so and evidently, it was not.

Adrien Lastic Little Rocket Vibrating Butt Plug Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£52.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
I was selected by Cara to review the Adrien Lastic Little Rocket Vibrating Butt Plug from Bondara on behalf of the Pleasure Panel. I was very excited to have this opportunity. My last battery-powered vibrating butt plug died recently and I was looking to invest in something better quality.

Starline Devilish Dominatrix Fishnet Caged Bra Set Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£16.99
Brand:
Starline
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Polyester
Gaining a bit of weight finally worked in my favour as it meant I was just the right size to fit into the Starline Devilish Dominatrix Fishnet Caged Bra Set. Cara selected me to review this set for the Pleasure Panel and I am very grateful for the opportunity.

Kamikaze Angel Luxe Lube Aqua Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£14.99
Materials:
Water
I was chosen to review the Kamikaze Angel Luxe Lube Aqua. I was excited to try this product purely for the packaging. I can't get enough of it!

Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit Signature Moregasm Black One Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£60.00
Materials:
Silicone
I was delighted to discover a surprise VIP Pleasure Panel Round for Cara Sutra patrons. This was completely unexpected yet much appreciated. It was Rampant Rabbit heaven! I was selected to try the Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit Signature Moregasm Black One.

Fifty Shades Darker Release Together Rechargeable Love Ring Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£54.99
Cara sent me the Fifty Shades Darker Release Together Rechargeable Love Ring to review on behalf of the Pleasure Panel and Sex Toys UK. I was excited and intrigued to try this product.

Pjur Toy Clean Sex Toy Cleaner Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£13.00
Brand:
Pjur
Shop:
Pjur
Cara kindly selected me to review the Pjur Toy Clean Sex Toy Cleaner spray from Pjur.com in exchange for an accurate, honest review. I jumped at the chance as my old toy cleaning spray had just come to an end and I needed some more.

Durex Play 2in1 Massage Gel – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£7.99
Brand:
Durex
Materials:
Water
By crimescene: Cara kindly selected me to review the Durex Play 2in1 Massage Gel as part of the Pleasure Panel. I was really excited about this product as I have often seen it in shops and have been intrigued by it. I'm not sure if that's because it's not only a lube but also a massage gel and contains aloe vera, or if it's just because it's purple! Either way, I was chuffed to be able to finally try it.

Pjur Superhero Strong Performance Spray – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£14.00
Brand:
Pjur
Shop:
Pjur
By crimescene: I was kindly selected by Cara to review the Pjur Superhero Strong Performance Spray. I was interested to know if it would enhance my sex life with my partner. It doesn't necessarily need it but I am always interested in trying new products and seeing what they have to offer.

Playboy Classic Condoms (3 pack) – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£2.95
Brand:
Playboy
Materials:
Latex
By crimescene: I was quite curious to try the Playboy Classic Condoms (available from Simply Pleasure). Cara had selected me to review them for the Pleasure Panel and I was intrigued to know if they would be better than I was expecting. I can't help it, I just seem to find the brand tacky and tacky brands usually make poor products. Regardless, I wanted to see for myself.

Playboy Classic Water Based Lube – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£9.95
Brand:
Playboy
Materials:
Water
By Crimescene: Once again I jumped at the chance to write a review of a product selected for me by Cara. That's right, more lube! This time I was chosen to review the Playboy Classic Water Based Lube.

Tracy’s Dog Rechargeable Magic Wand Vibrator – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£20.00
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
By crimescene: I was given the Tracy’s Dog Rechargeable Magic Wand Vibrator in purple to review, thanks to Cara Sutra. I was eager to try it when I put myself forward, and honestly couldn't believe my luck when I was selected to be the lucky recipient.

System JO H2O Water Based Lube (Sample Tubes) – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£5.95
Brand:
System JO
Materials:
Water
By crimescene: Despite being a bit of a lube queen, I relished the chance of reviewing a few samples of System JO H2O Water Based Lube that Cara had given me. The packaging is clearly for sample use only but it provides you with a basic list of ingredients...

LELO INA 2 Rabbit Vibrator – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£119.99
Brand:
LELO
Materials:
Silicone
By Chili Crimescene It's been a few years since my (now ex) fiance and I purchased a LELO INA 2 Rabbit Vibrator in purple. We had been considering a powerful vibrator for some time. Not just for me to use by myself, but to use together. I had my eye on some of LELO's sex toys for a while, having heard many good things about them from various sources. So one day whilst shopping in town, we decided to take a look in a well known high street sex shop. It is certainly not my go-to shop, preferring online shopping or somewhere that stocks things that are a bit . . . well, hardcore I guess. Still, we went in for a browse.
Durex 14 XL Power Extra Large Condoms March 2016 Pleasure Panel Review

Durex XL Power Condoms / Durex Comfort XL Condoms – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£11.99
Brand:
Durex
Materials:
Latex
By Chili Crimescene I was given the Durex XL Power Condoms (also known as Durex Comfort XL Condoms) by Cara Sutra in exchange for an honest review. In advance I asked her whether the XL Power was referring to performance or size. It refers to size, which is good for my partner as he is on the large size and prefers to use larger condoms.