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If you want to know really quickly if I like these Cockolat Dark Chocolate Willies, I do. I’m eating one as I write this review, if that’s any indication. Thanks Cara and Clonezone for sending this on for a review!
By Captain Meow: I had not previously been acquainted with So Divine products, and was happy to try out the So Divine Halo Bullet Vibrator. Bullets are often a good introduction to sex toys, being both unintimidating and able to work with various types of anatomy.
By Captain Meow: This is the yummiest lubricant I have ever put in my mouth. It tastes so good that the first time I tasted it, I was at a loss for words for a good few minutes. All I could think of was “wow”. Many thanks, Cara for sending this my way!
By Captain Meow: I was very pleased to have been given the opportunity to review this product (thanks Cara!). I like both massages and strawberries, so this seemed like the perfect combination! DONA by JO is a collection designed by System JO and aimed towards women...
By Captain Meow: I’ll be honest, I’m in love with the We Vibe Tango and very unashamed of it. It sits on my bed almost all the time because that’s how frequently I reach for it. I’ve owned it for a few months now and have finally decided to pen a review because, well, so many others out there already sing its praise! If you’re still somehow undecided on whether this is the vibrator for you, allow me to attempt to convince you either way.
By CaptainMeow: I wanted to get a bottle of lube that was affordable and overcomes some of the things I dislike about other more popular brands I’ve tried, so I decided to give the Lovehoney Enjoy Water Based Lube a go after seeing how highly rated it is on the Lovehoney website.
By CaptainMeow: First off, I’d like to thank Cara for sending me this lubricant to try in exchange for my honest review. The Durex Play Feel Water Based Lube is part of the Durex Play range and comes without any fancy packaging. It is meant to be a new formula, but neither this nor the older bottle come with ingredients listed and Durex did not list ingredients on their website.
By CaptainMeow: I had intended to pick up a different one, but accidentally got the Lovehoney Erotic Rocket Clitoral Vibrator instead because it was in Lovehoney’s 2 for £25 offer. I realised after I had checked out but decided to try it anyway, and for a battery-operated toy it’s pretty good, and I’m happy to report on it!
By Captain Meow: The many glowing reviews and the temptation to own it finally overcame my inhibitions and I ordered the Lovehoney Silencer 2 Vibrator in from Lovehoney.
By Captain Meow: I had been planning on trying love eggs for a while now as I liked the idea of my partner being able to take control of my toys and use them on me. When I came across the Doc Johnson Vibrating Dual Dancing Bullets on Lovehoney, it looked like The Perfect Egg had materialized in front of me...