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8 REVIEWS
System JO Gelato Mint Chocolate Lube Review

System JO Gelato Mint Chocolate Lube Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£5.95
Brand:
System JO
Materials:
Water
This is the yummiest lubricant I have ever put in my mouth. It tastes so good that the first time I tasted it, I was at a loss for words for a good few minutes. All I could think of was “wow”. Many thanks, Cara for sending this my way!

DONA Strawberry Soufflé Kissable Massage Oil Review

6 out of 10
Price:
£9.95
Brand:
System JO
Materials:
Oil
I was very pleased to have been given the opportunity to review this product (thanks Cara!). I like both massages and strawberries, so this seemed like the perfect combination! DONA by JO is a collection designed by System JO and aimed towards women...
We Vibe Tango Review | We Vibe Sex Toy Reviews

We-Vibe Tango Bullet Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£59.99
Brand:
We-Vibe
Materials:
Plastic
I’ll be honest, I’m in love with the We-Vibe Tango Bullet and very unashamed of it. It sits on my bed almost all the time because that’s how frequently I reach for it. I’ve owned it for a few months now and have finally decided to pen a review because, well, so many others out there already sing its praise! If you’re still somehow undecided on whether this is the vibrator for you, allow me to attempt to convince you either way.

Lovehoney Enjoy Water Based Lube Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£6.99
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials:
Water
I wanted to get a bottle of lube that was affordable and overcomes some of the things I dislike about other more popular brands I’ve tried, so I decided to give the Lovehoney Enjoy Water Based Lube a go after seeing how highly rated it is on the Lovehoney website.

Durex Play Feel Lube Review

6 out of 10
Price:
£4.99
Brand:
Durex
Materials:
Water
All in all, the Durex Play Feel Lube is a pretty good lubricant that is suitable for various kinds of play and is gentle to your skin. If you’re looking for a fuss-free lubricant, this might be it!

Lovehoney Erotic Rocket Clitoral Vibrator Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£10.00
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials:
Plastic
I had intended to pick up a different one, but accidentally got the Lovehoney Erotic Rocket Clitoral Vibrator instead because it was in Lovehoney’s 2 for £25 offer. I realised after I had checked out but decided to try it anyway, and for a battery-operated toy it’s pretty good, and I’m happy to report on it!

Lovehoney Silencer 2 Vibrator – Pleasure Panel Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£16.99
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials:
Plastic
By Captain Meow: The many glowing reviews and the temptation to own it finally overcame my inhibitions and I ordered the Lovehoney Silencer 2 Vibrator in from Lovehoney.
Doc Johnson Vibrating Dual Dancing Bullets Review

Doc Johnson Vibrating Dual Dancing Bullets Review

5 out of 10
Price:
£14.99
Materials:
Plastic
I had been planning on trying love eggs for a while now as I liked the idea of my partner being able to take control of my toys and use them on me. When I came across the Doc Johnson Vibrating Dual Dancing Bullets on Lovehoney, it looked like The Perfect Egg had materialized in front of me: it claims to be powerful, has long cords, is quiet, and has a simple enough dial to operate.